w3zauri Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 One of my staff member decided to slow down and pursue only the part time roles. Fine, I will find a replacement I thought. Then I realized that it was my chairman... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 who's this guy then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Do you get injured due to personal reasons? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiValfar Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 VAR hard at work here... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpecanha Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Wait, what? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc.cadoni Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 7 hours ago, bpecanha said: Wait, what? Just close your eyes and press "continue". :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy0315 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 My new Dutch GM had to be sent on an intensive language course. For Dutch. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Ace Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 I do wish this guy was a real player 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Uh... I think the tough season has definitely taken its toll on me. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Drake said: Uh... I think the tough season has definitely taken its toll on me. That's crazy, bro!... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy0315 Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 Lmao 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phd_angel Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Easier to win the lottery... A tad annoying actually... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuelawachie Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 On 18/06/2021 at 15:40, Grifty said: I bet my scouts had fun finding this guy; Good pre-season friendly result for AI controlled Liverpool; Not surprised. Skills from Rugby do not translate to Football… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prepper_Jack Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 He's unambitious, too. I imagine he just didn't bother to sign his actual name. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnip Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 I laughed pretty hard when I saw how the Champions League final ended. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptCanuck Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Apparently there's a MAGA strain in the random name generator Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
autohoratio Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I don't think they got the memo that this was a preseason friendly 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuelawachie Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) 17 hours ago, autohoratio said: I don't think they got the memo that this was a preseason friendly Wow! Did you watch that match? Was that lots of tactical fouling? Or just some kinda otherworldly bug? And was it FM21 or 22? How did they manage to not get a red? Must've been intentional to be rotating the fouling like this (unless they replaced the entire team at some point and they continued the "good work" :P ) Edited May 20, 2022 by samuelawachie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
autohoratio Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, samuelawachie said: Wow! Did you watch that match? Was that lots of tactical fouling? Or just some kinda otherworldly bug? And was it FM21 or 22? How did they manage to not get a red? Must've been intentional to be rotating the fouling like this (unless they replaced the entire team at some point and they continued the "good work" :P ) FM22 - Not much tactical fouling, just clumsiness from lesser-skilled opposition - tripping my players when trying to tackle, or the "impromptu lunge exercise" animation They subbed out their entire team at half time Edited May 20, 2022 by autohoratio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdx15 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 What on earth is going on in my traning sessions? Third broken/fractured foot/leg in two months. Gill and Costin are centre-backs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 16:28, phd_angel said: Do you get injured due to personal reasons? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Roma next season when Jose implodes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neotropolis Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Not sure how Arsenal were able to exact revenge over themselves... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreambuilder Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 I present to you Regin the regen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas46 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Incredible battle against the AI... RIP Barcelona. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Walds Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 I had a player score a goal in FM very similar to one he scored in real-life this season... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExeChris Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 I don't fancy their chances with that squad... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broetchenholer Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Hahahaha, for some reason, my player wants to leave the club to join a bigger club, but Juventus is not one of the clubs he is interested him, despite that being the only club that wants him. Deperately, they have made an offer for him avery few days up to 30 million + 30million in installments, basically matching his value i negotioated with him i would sell him for. But he said not interested all the time. Now it's deadline day and here is their most current offer: That is the most human thing i have seen the AI do in my save so far 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
priority76 Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 I like the new dressing room decor. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
axelmuller Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 In 2023, how on earth can Curtis Tilt still be the key M-word for Scunthorpe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentonizking Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 3 hours ago, axelmuller said: In 2023, how on earth can Curtis Tilt still be the key M-word for Scunthorpe? Bit more explanation needed my friend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbrahimAliMaher Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) It's 2036. My England team are ranked 5th in the world, got to SF of Nations League and are the defending European champions having won the Euros in 2032 (and 2024) under another manager. Draw time comes around and I'm all excited. Then I see this sheeeeet: Drew Portugal, Belgium and Kazakhstan (somehow they qualified despite their best player being valued at £325k) Edited June 28, 2022 by IbrahimAliMaher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 Not sure when Mister Deadly took up management, but damn he looks fly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentonizking Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 11/07/2022 at 22:52, rinso said: Maybe the neutrals voted that the drubbings were too one sided? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draakon Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 12/07/2022 at 00:52, rinso said: Completely correct. One of the most boring games in actual Premier League are the ones that Manchester City wins with 4:0-5:0 score line. They keep 60-70% possession, play low tempo, short passing football and with the second goal (that usually happens around 30' mark) the other team mentally throws the towel in. The next 60 minutes or so you just see one team keeping the ball and (occasionally) making an odd attacking move that results in a goal after every 20-30 minutes. That's incredibly boring, no real tension in the game and all 22 players probably would like the final whistle to blow after around 70' to get this over with. 1-1 clash between mid-table sides (or even relegation battle), on the other hand can be extremely tense and there's often even more at stake in terms of result. Often some of these games offer the best battles, end-to-end football and both teams really wanting to win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 This is apparently how my manager dresses in FM. Call me the Clown Prince of Austria. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnip Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Yes, the World Class Goalkeeper hasn't lived up to his promise, at 23 years old. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 (edited) not so much funny but more of a this stuff really needs fixing.. Edited July 23, 2022 by rinso Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XaW Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 More sad than funny, but still, probably the hardest I've been FM'ed... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
autohoratio Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 AI squad-building 😂 Team in the 2. Bundesliga signed 4 goalkeepers - Tim Simon (27 years old) is their first choice and played 70% of their games this season - Felix Kröner (22 years old) played the rest, mostly at the start of the season because Simon was injured - Dennis Bürger (35 years old) was their first GK signing this season, brought in on a free transer as they released their previous third choice GK. Played no games - Dirk Fuhr (22 years old) was signed in October on a free transfer, a couple of days after Simon picked up a concussion and was out for two weeks. Played no games - Tomasz Kubina (24 years old) was signed in the January window for a fee of €53k. Played no games - Not content with their goalkeeper roster, they signed Dennis Nilsson (20 years old) at the end of the January window for €300k. You guessed it, played no games. - They also have an 18 year old goalkeeper (Oliver Thöne) out on loan who played 2 league games for them last season and has a higher transfer value than Kubina 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnip Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Eh, I saw a team in an inactive (English) league who had 16 goalkeepers in their Senior Squad. Plus a couple in the U-18s. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herne79 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpecanha Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Vila Nova, can you just... chill? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnip Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 You hate to see it lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2feet Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) Striker does a 360 degree twist, then scores! fm screen - 360 web.mov Edited August 16, 2022 by 2feet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herne79 Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 With a name like that I had to bring him to London. I'll need to get him a cat to help him settle. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xray1324 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 ...Jamie Hamilton. From Hamilton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellyfish Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Journeyman save took a strange turn... France are currently ranked the 2nd best national team in the world. The were runners up in the last world cup. I have won the (English) championship, league 1 and league 2 titles as well as a Ukrainian 2nd tier title. My team is 16th in the premier league. I do not speak French nor have I ever managed in France. I think the French FA could do a little better... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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