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20 minutes ago, XaW said:

Nope, had a look in the statistics and from the 2022 data there where 12 in total who had that name in Norway. That last name is also rather unique as only 45 people have it as their last name...

Love it. Googled and Aragon seems like a basque name or something :)

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:seagull::seagull::seagull:      guess I should have left him out on loan at Ajax, where he also couldnt play, rather than bringing him back to better medical team, despite the fact he cannot play for me either.....  

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10 hours ago, rinso said:

possibly one of the best ever ones i have ever seen that's gonna be a case of "please retrain me"

 

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Love the idea of him walking into the club going 'I'm a striker!' and you just saying 'of course you are dear.'

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On 04/07/2023 at 23:29, myfunnygame said:

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This is pretty common, because player evaluation changes right on his birthday. Player who is 16 years 11 months old is often reported having around 1* higher PA than the same player on his 17th birthday. That's pretty confusing, because your own staff should know when his birthday is. More over - the message seems to mix up reports from the near past (touted as possible star) with current evaluation (don't offer a professional contract, 2,5* PA) and hence gives you quite mixed instructions what to do with the youngster. 

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On 27/04/2023 at 23:56, fmonit said:

Good name for a winger!

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Will he though? With attributes like this:

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Update on Will Cross, he's now 28 and playing for Toulouse. Never really developed into a winger that should provide crosses:

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Didn't have mant assists either:

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13 hours ago, fmonit said:

Update on Will Cross, he's now 28 and playing for Toulouse. Never really developed into a winger that should provide crosses:

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Didn't have mant assists either:

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Maybe his middle name is 'Not'?

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Has there ever been a study on the comments and behaviour of Football Agents, one of humanities true mysteries, Where does their definition of logic originate!

Take this young lad, not only one of the hottest prospects in his nation, but in the entire sport, his contribution for his club is evident through his season stats. He is rewarded for this is equivalent to pocket money, £5 p/week!IMG_0048.thumb.jpeg.b970a312bce244a2da7ca8bb4db2043c.jpegHis contract includes a £3 million release clause which I find impossible to resist, This is how his agent thought was acting in the young lads best interests.

IMG_0049.thumb.png.b3533eb191a46ed0b6713bf5637a78e9.pngAnd so, he will now continue to earn £5 p/week instead.

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