HOORAY HENRIK Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Send the nonce protector for a Work Capability Assessment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftback in the changing room Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 48 minutes ago, HOORAY HENRIK said: Send the nonce protector for a Work Capability Assessment. "You picked up that pen so you're healthy enough for a 10 hour shift on the tills" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulHartman71 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Coulthard's Jaw said: Refusing to be seen in public in a wheelchair is just ****ing weird tbh Yeah to be fair I feel like the image of the Queen in a wheelchair would be a powerful message/image for elderly, young and newly disabled people who struggle with people looking or judging them etc. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 On 13/05/2022 at 18:51, PaulHartman71 said: Yeah to be fair I feel like the image of the Queen in a wheelchair would be a powerful message/image for elderly, young and newly disabled people who struggle with people looking or judging them etc. Yes, but it would be a message of vulnerability about her which is far more important. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coulthard's Jaw Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, Wavelberry said: Yes, but it would be a message of vulnerability about her which is far more important. I feel like her not being able to do any of her duties is sending a pretty big message. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthCoastRed Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 Not sure if this thing on ITV is live or not but she seems on top form tonight (albiet sat down and wrapped up under a blanket) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harryseaess Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 42 minutes ago, SouthCoastRed said: Not sure if this thing on ITV is live or not but she seems on top form tonight (albiet sat down and wrapped up under a blanket) Just walked to the car too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 She's been replaced by a comedy body double 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Moores Mum Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I can't ****ing stand Alan Titchmarsh. I'd shrug as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oche balboa Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Modesty from Her Majesty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Wakeford Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 The smugness of that smile at 14 seconds is quite astonishing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikka Mezzala Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 54 minutes ago, oche balboa said: Modesty from Her Majesty Suits you, Oche. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oche balboa Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, Tikka Mezzala said: Suits you, Oche. I would favour the Queen/Royal Family to have absolute power rather then the shower of politicians we have at the moment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tikka Mezzala Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 41 minutes ago, oche balboa said: I would favour the Queen/Royal Family to have absolute power rather then the shower of politicians we have at the moment I believe you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 (edited) Elizabeth line: Queen makes surprise visit to Paddington Station The puppet master is working overtime! Edited May 17, 2022 by Bliss Seeker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliss Seeker Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 hmm those legs look suspiciously young. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootador Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Those are FAKE LEGS. Remote control legs with human skin grafted on 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pukey Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bootador said: Those are FAKE LEGS. Remote control legs with human skin grafted on Surely they're reptile legs rather than remote control? Or are they remote control reptile legs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootador Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Also a bit wary of letting her walk around with a staff, has nobody watched the Two Towers? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc91 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Ah guess the delays at Dover finally allowed the fresh blood of virgins to be shipped at last. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahzun_Savas Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 It is good to see the Queen is well enough to walk around, Long Live the Queen 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthCoastRed Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 She could have done the opening of Parliament too, but thought, bollocks to Boris, the lying ****, I'm staying home, Jug Ears can do it 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Neil Brock Posted May 17, 2022 Administrators Share Posted May 17, 2022 Queen-bot is absolutely smashing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redshift Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Living flesh over metal endoskeleton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdBed Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 I bet they are relived that they have managed to open the line before she died. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIR17 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Bootador said: Those are FAKE LEGS. Remote control legs with human skin grafted on Honestly, what kind of situation would require the use of a pair of fake legs and a remote-controlled Queen? Only, I imagine, a completely ludicrous one! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftback in the changing room Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, SouthCoastRed said: She could have done the opening of Parliament too, but thought, bollocks to Boris, the lying ****, I'm staying home, Jug Ears can do it Yeah, that's a flex alright. "You go read that *****'s latest rubbish, I'll go open the railway line they named after me. Fair's fair." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smallen Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, leftback in the changing room said: 1 hour ago, SouthCoastRed said: She could have done the opening of Parliament too, but thought, bollocks to Boris, the lying ****, I'm staying home, Jug Ears can do it Yeah, that's a flex alright. "You go read that *****'s latest rubbish, I'll go open the railway line they named after me. Fair's fair." It really does seem quite feasible doesn't it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I love that there are actually people who think this is real Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Whippy Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I genuinely would love to see Napalm Death followed by Cheryl Baker and H with Limp Bizkit thrown in at the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandy Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Live Action Peppa Pig musical the real winner there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdBed Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 "and Morrissey" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdBed Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 If the Queen passed on the same day as David Attenborough, who do think the plebeians would be more inclined to mourn for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadsheep2001 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 54 minutes ago, EdBed said: If the Queen passed on the same day as David Attenborough, who do think the plebeians would be more inclined to mourn for? Attenborough and it's not even a contest. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redshift Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 How can they do Wizbit if Paul Daniels died? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
titchuk Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, EdBed said: If the Queen passed on the same day as David Attenborough, who do think the plebeians would be more inclined to mourn for? I think the Queen dying will break the internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Redshift said: How can they do Wizbit if Paul Daniels died? Am quite amused that most of the people who actually get the joke think Morrissey is the more obvious tell than anything else. Napalm Death performing Suffer the Children and dedicating it to Andrew would've been gold. Edited May 19, 2022 by Heartwork 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redshift Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Tbh some people would pay good money to see someone dressed in a Jive Bunny outfit playing mix tapes on stage. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdBed Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Redshift said: Tbh some people would pay good money to see someone dressed in a Jive Bunny outfit playing mix tapes on stage. Yep. All it takes is an effective marketing campaign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Limp Bizkit: THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO YOU QUEEN LIZZY! YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE MOTHER ****ER! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden boy Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Morrissey performing a set list of tracks from 'The Queen is Dead'. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdcuk Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Id love to see lizzie watching Dumpys Rusty Nuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, bdcuk said: Id love to see lizzie watching Dumpys Rusty Nuts. One thing hardly anyone has mentioned is the "Kirtsie Allsopp" typo. Maybe that's because the typo is one of the most believable things about the poster. The real one is horribly formatted, poorly centred (date is not in line with artist line-up at all) with kerning all over the place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebs Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 That gig don't need no drugs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftback in the changing room Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 The animatronics need servicing Yeah, she's a stubborn 95 year old woman who insists that she must walk everywhere, AND it confirms my theory that she's picking and choosing the stuff she wants to do. Stand on the balcony for 10 minutes watching planes fly past and have lots of people cheering you? Great. Sit on an uncomfortable pew for an hour whilst some priest rambles on? Sod that, let Charles do it. (Charles may have been waiting a long time but he looked worse than Elizabeth and I bet Kate isn't going to want to be made Queen in her 60s, if you know what I mean). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOORAY HENRIK Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 🤭 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Lucas Posted June 2, 2022 Administrators Share Posted June 2, 2022 I don't really understand how "Old woman who overdid it needs rest" is really news. I can just imagine its probably extremely mentally and physically draining for her to do even one of these event days, and absolutely makes sense to delegate. But really we should be having a conversation as a country whether the monarchy is right for the 21st century. We can't take various human and social issues seriously enough if we are also going to protect the institution of a hereditary monarchy. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Bacon Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 10 minutes ago, Lucas said: I don't really understand how "Old woman who overdid it needs rest" is really news. I can just imagine its probably extremely mentally and physically draining for her to do even one of these event days, and absolutely makes sense to delegate. But really we should be having a conversation as a country whether the monarchy is right for the 21st century. We can't take various human and social issues seriously enough if we are also going to protect the institution of a hereditary monarchy. Gives you an insight into how the media will go over the top when she dies. If old person getting old is major headlines Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Lucas Posted June 2, 2022 Administrators Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Paul Bacon said: Gives you an insight into how the media will go over the top when she dies. If old person getting old is major headlines Tradition and the respect for a figure like Liz that she commands will always be huge news. It's the peak of the celeb gossip press culture (which really ought to stop completely). I am not convinced it will change much even with Charles or Wills, and the stuff I've seen on Prince Louis "stealing the show", plus the ridiculous tidbits on the children I just find absolutely horrifying. No way is any of that fair on any child. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
profii Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Lucas said: I don't really understand how "Old woman who overdid it needs rest" is really news. I can just imagine its probably extremely mentally and physically draining for her to do even one of these event days, and absolutely makes sense to delegate. But really we should be having a conversation as a country whether the monarchy is right for the 21st century. We can't take various human and social issues seriously enough if we are also going to protect the institution of a hereditary monarchy. Sounds reasonable. Given that there were a few people cheering the Queen on this morning, how would you suggest we twist their arms so that they come round to the idea it might all be a bit over the top, because I'm gonna guess they won't instantly agree like most on here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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