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Bit unfair to compare a centre-back and a winger/attacking midfielder, though.

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13 years without learning basic English? Even more surprising considering that such a high percentage of Cypriots speak basic (or better) English IRL.

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Bit unfair to compare a centre-back and a winger/attacking midfielder, though.

You DO get the joke tho right???

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You DO get the joke tho right???

I bet a Brawn has more pace than either of them. :D

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Carles Puyol's favoured formation is a "cautious 4-2-4 with man-marking".

No wonder his tactical knowledge is only 8.

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He looks like a great coach but a poor manager.

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He looks like a great coach but a poor manager.

True. A quick glance at his achievements indicates this is his 7th managerial job in 10 years and he's relegated 2 teams in doing so. :D

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Carles Puyol's favoured formation is a "cautious 4-2-4 with man-marking".

No wonder his tactical knowledge is only 8.

LMAO :D

10 characters, damnit!

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True. A quick glance at his achievements indicates this is his 7th managerial job in 10 years and he's relegated 2 teams in doing so. :D

He's not been bad as Barca manager on my game; and his stats are worse.

Better manager than Terry, and probably Lampard. :D

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This is a report from my player/assistant manager that he him self is not training well, made me chuckle.

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Also there is one moment where the computer is losing and in final minutes used a 2-4-4 formation against me, don't have the screenie though.

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This is a report from my player/assistant manager that he him self is not training well, made me chuckle.

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Also there is one moment where the computer is losing and in final minutes used a 2-4-4 formation against me, don't have the screenie though.

he's nothing but honest :D

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Probably the quickest two yellow cards a player can ever get, for two different offences.

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Na quickest is booking for the foul etc, then double book for dissent (have done this to a player IRL, he wasn't happy)

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Na quickest is booking for the foul etc, then double book for dissent (have done this to a player IRL, he wasn't happy)

Two different fouls then :thup:

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What are the chances of a Ghana national player with the same name (and position) as an Italian Chelsea legend signing for their fierce rivals Arsenal. He does have Italian as a second nationality as well, and his PA's pretty high so he's potentially as good as he was, so I snapped him up the second I saw him.

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Who would sign a player for £20K then 2 days later relaese him on a free transfer?

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The Asian Player of the Year aint right....

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Is it possible to become 1st and 3rd best player in Asia?

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Diagnosis Murder or Mary Poppins?

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"Today is gonna be the day

That they're gonna throw it back to you

By now you should've somehow

Realized what you gotta do

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street

That the fire in your heart is out

I'm sure you've heard it all before

But you never really had a doubt

I don't believe that anybody feels

The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding

And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

There are many things that I would

Like to say to you

I don't know how

Because maybe

You're gonna be the one who saves me ?

And after all

You're my..."

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No wonder why the youth of today are called lazy. This guy is retiring at 17 (18 when he finally decides to go)

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How about this one? :D Talk about the wrong job..

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I think it's just a spelling error.

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Corrected.

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:D:D:D:D hahahaahahaahahaha

You, antonjw are a genius

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I wasn't sure about posting this, as it seemed a bit controversial.

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Then there was more yet more controversy, as I slammed into my players for their pitiful attempts to win the game and move into the play-off positions, to which my captain responded that, actually, you're being a little bit harsh there, boss.

All in all then, it was quite a controversial occurrence.

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They are the names of SI staff put into the game. If you search for "faceinthegame" (without speech marks) in the search box, you'll get a list of players who potentially have funny descriptions (but not always). If you look at the SI staff that patrol the forum, they are most likely to have funny descriptions.

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Yes, I actually have to go though every single one of these messages and consider the loans (most are loans, only 3-4 are transfers)...

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Yes, I actually have to go though every single one of these messages and consider the loans (most are loans, only 3-4 are transfers)...

your you could go on accept all or reject all

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your you could go on accept all or reject all

But sooner or later, I'd have to look through all the clubs to consider which club to actually loan him out to! It simply delays the inevitable.

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4 penalties and 1 red card in one game. Great discipline there.

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"Today is gonna be the day

That they're gonna throw it back to you

By now you should've somehow

Realized what you gotta do

I don't believe that anybody

Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street

That the fire in your heart is out

I'm sure you've heard it all before

But you never really had a doubt

I don't believe that anybody feels

The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding

And all the lights that lead us there are blinding

There are many things that I would

Like to say to you

I don't know how

Because maybe

You're gonna be the one who saves me ?

And after all

You're my..."

PetervanderWalstats.jpg

:D That's great.

No wonder why the youth of today are called lazy. This guy is retiring at 17 (18 when he finally decides to go)

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I like.

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The bottom two...

Better (points-wise) than your own club got IRL this season :D.

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4 penalties and 1 red card in one game. Great discipline there.

Thats nearly as crazy as referee Thabiso Biyela's performance was in this game between Moroka Swallows and Golden Arrows...

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Golden Arrows could have a right to be annoyed. Particularly with them scoring a last minute consolation.

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Was Ibrahima Sonko playing for the swallows?

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Better (points-wise) than your own club got IRL this season :D.

Haha, I read that they were disbanded :D

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No.

Ibrahima Sonko was still at Reading, he still is on that save in 2012.

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I think SCIAG was referring to Sonko's famous bad challenges at the start of his Reading career.

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Golden Arrows could have a right to be annoyed. Particularly with them scoring a last minute consolation.

It's either that, or a guy who swallows golden arrows :D

(/me shoots himself..)

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The board arent even happy when I get to a Cup Final.

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