Simon23 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Here is my list of top ten things that you NEVER think when playing Football Manager. I've taken the list of my blog which you can find HERE Here is the list... 1) What this team is crying out for is a sweeper 2) 7 million for Carlton Cole…Bargain! 3) God I love this 3D match engine 4) Think I might play 3-4-3 5) Ooh another press conference! Can’t wait 6) Ah the League Cup. I better play my strongest XI 7) I hope the board give me a second division Scottish team as one of my feeder clubs. 8) Might give the Welsh league a go 9) Ooh Nigeria want me as their manager. I think I will accpet. 10) The Champions League Final….Think I will play this later and go and watch America’s Next Top Model with the missus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanks Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 lol loving number 7 and 10. So true. When my girlfriend wants to use the comp on the eve of the CL final i tell her to sod off! Needless to say I end up on the couch that night. Love it though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsoluteGenius Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 11) Wow, those 3D players are so lifelike. 12) Arsenal are better in real life. 13) I better pause it, Emmerdale is on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakers Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I actually do number 8 with each iteration of football manager. Give them sugar daddy and a slight boost to the attractiveness of the home city, and then build your football empire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJoe Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 What is the top ten things that you NEVER think when playing Football Manager. 1. When to stop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeeman27bob Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 1) I better organise my thoughts/dislikes/likes/feelings/fetishes into top tens. It had to be said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 1. Sleep matters. 2. Outside? I vaguely remember that. ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greasy Chip Butty Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 14. I'd better go and do the pots like she asked! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollekewol Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I did number 9. Won African Nations Cup twice with one goalie in total, got second on the confederations cup and won the WC (with 2 goalies). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I did number 9. Won African Nations Cup twice with one goalie in total, got second on the confederations cup and won the WC (with 2 goalies). Surely playing more than one keeper is a wasted player? Sorry couldn't resist it? 1) What this team is crying out for is a left sided sweeper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 15. I'm so tired. I am going to sleep now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSGTroyer Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 1. The square root of 1397 is.... 2. Time to rotate the laundry loads. 3. I wonder how much I could get for "me?" 4. Nah, I don't think I'll start another pot of coffee. 5. I think I'll skip the FM boards during the continues. 6. Time to start a new game. 7. I'm bored. I think I'll give Star Wars Battlefront II another go. 8. The AI hasn't adjusted to my tactic yet. 9. I hope "I" get hurt so "my" cover can get in a few matches. 10. time for a break. "Dancing with the Stars" is on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryknow Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 To op, I thought 3. and 7., never have thought 1. haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alimac Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Op I think number 3 all the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteadfastMeat Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I was fairly beaten in that match. I mean, fair play to the referee, it was a sunny day and he might not have seen that their striker was offside because of the glare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazwefc Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 1 - My girlfriend may need the computer for Uni work 2 - I think ill manager Liverpool this time 3 - to sign players over the age of 30 4 - to sell or buy players for everton in the first season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillwallLion08 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I score a lot more late goals than the opposition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewyFun Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 16. This game's got nothing on Fifa Manager, man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilton210916 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I wonder how the weather conditions will effect the match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazwefc Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I wonder how the weather conditions will effect the match that and ill set opposition instructions for this match (only because evertime i ever have i get battered) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebanumut Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 hmm...Tomorrow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taytaz Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 1. I'm not going to sell that player to Man City for 500% profit 2. I'm going to offer Mark Noble to clubs 3. I might make an offer for the 35yro Lampard 4. Thanks for that, government, I really accept that British jobs must be protected, and my World Class Brazilian shouldn't get a Work Permit 5. "How did you rate Torres' performance" - 'I thought it was terrible' 6. Assignment is due when exactly? that's all für now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathPalace Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 2) 7 million for Carlton Cole…Bargain! I honestly wouldn't contemplate it but after enlightening a friend about FM the first bloody thing he did was sign Carlton Cole for £7million. I don't know why I bothered... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillwallLion08 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 1) It's great to see my goalkeeper has such intelligence. (And the rest of my team) 2) Looks like Stoke are doing well in the PL 3) This bloke won't score againt me - he hasn't scored in 3490 mins of football. 4) My right back WILL get them 3 goals he needs to make it 25 career goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveBCFC Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I have an exam tomorrow, best go and do some serious revision at the expense of my FM season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skingegg Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 This is the best version of FM yet.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
djsills Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I'm so glad I lost that match in the final minute after completely dominating the match. Really heightens the realism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano554 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I have an exam tomorrow, best go and do some serious revision at the expense of my FM season. Oddly enough, that's exactly what I SHOULD be saying right about now. But what are you gonna do, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon23 Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Brilliant! Some of these are hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathxxx Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Is that what time it is..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Graham returns Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 1. That SI give as much as a toss about the quality of FM as they did when it was CM. 2. That the 3D is any good. 3. That the tactical interface is well designed. 4. That press conferences are a worthwhile and well designed new feature. 5. That FM improves with every release. 6. That its a really great idea that "For the Fans" means "Do a professional job". 7. That the game is well balanced. 8. That SI are more interested in true depth and realism rather than poorly implemented and wafer thin new features. 9. That training is realistically and thoughtfully implemented. 10. That Im glad I bought FM09. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jops14 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 ^ Ouch! 1. I think i'll call Crouch up 2. I'll play a 5-4-1 3. Owen is world class on this game 4. Man City made a good deal there 5. Yes i'd love to sell you one of my players for half the asking price and in monthly installments Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackemforever Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 1) I just wish my strikers would score a few less one on ones, its getting boring them slotting every chance home. 2) £90k a week for a backup player? Perfectly reasonable. 3) 6th match in 9 days, sure my players won't be too tired. 4) I won't accept that £12 million bid for Kenwyne Jones, he is worth far more than that. 5) Yes that was offside. 6) You want a wage rise of £30k despite only playing 5 matches last season? Sounds perfectly reasonable. Can't think of any more at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlo116 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 fair play, i mean torres did score a hattrick and you are a team in the relegation zone but to turn the game around to level it so late on is very deserving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NepentheZ Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 1. Its your Tactics. 2 through 10 - See above Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Hey, I DO like the 3D engine! #1,000,000 - I really hope that manager makes another inquiry for my star player, 'cos I've only told him to sod off 20 times this month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motherlover Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 1) What this team is crying out for is a sweeper *snort* 2) 7 million for Carlton Cole…Bargain! Ouch. 4) Think I might play 3-4-3 I think about this one occasionally. 6) Ah the League Cup. I better play my strongest XI I'm the opposite: I often rest my best players in league games to make sure my cup XI is in top shape! 7) I hope the board give me a second division Scottish team as one of my feeder clubs. Lol. 8) Might give the Welsh league a go Been there, done that. 9) Ooh Nigeria want me as their manager. I think I will accpet. Been there, done that. #1,000,000 - I really hope that manager makes another inquiry for my star player, 'cos I've only told him to sod off 20 times this month. Haha! 4. Thanks for that, government, I really accept that British jobs must be protected, and my World Class Brazilian shouldn't get a Work Permit One of the many reasons I avoid the English Leagues in FM :-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigcwwe Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 11) Wow, those 3D players are so lifelike.12) Arsenal are better in real life. 13) I better pause it, Emmerdale is on. not wrong there mate.lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
docklanders Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 9:00 Ill do revision at 10 10:00 Ill do revision at 11 11:00 Ill do revision at 12 12:00 Ill do revision at 1 13:00 Exam in 30 minutes, better start going 13:25 Wheres the taxi!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hershie Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 9:00 Ill do revision at 1010:00 Ill do revision at 11 11:00 Ill do revision at 12 12:00 Ill do revision at 1 13:00 Exam in 30 minutes, better start going 13:25 Wheres the taxi!!!! Know the feeling.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipknot67 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Last game of the season and I'm 2 points clear at the top, Arsenal away, looks like the leagues mine this season then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevicus Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Might have an early Night Sod this, I'm gonna wait for CM to come out This will be a successful season. I love my Chairman These are all specifically things I never think:D PS: I'm back:cool: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
starburst91 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 5 players injured again this month, seems fair and realistic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yahoo123 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yes Ref, that definely was a yellow card for the opponent and I have deserved all 9 yellow card I have got even though I am the fairest team in the league. and I have thought number 3 :s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braundjoh Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 starburst, I think you mean "5 players injured this match, seems fair and reasonable" Hmmm, Man City are lining up with a 4-2-2-1, I should be able to beat them. Oh, they've thrown 4 up front, so I should be able to counter them easily. I didn't see that last minute goal coming. That's a very reasonable price to pay for *insert any player ever*. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakers Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yes, my board have taken into account our points deduction perfectly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastema Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 1. My defence is particularly stellar today. 2. I think I'll give my 17yo keeper a chance this match. 3. Oooh! Plenty of money this season. 4. The ref is having a great game. 5. Surely an already relegated team can't pull two back on the defending champions. 6. Sure boss, sell my star keeper! I'll nickname that 17yo "Claws" instead. 7. Heavy rain's got nothing on me. 8. What a delightful and realistic bunch my fans seem to be. 9. Four month injury you say? Well, it was time for a rotation anyway. 10. Yes! Ukrainian feeder. Time to milk that non-EU cow. ________ Bonus 1: What a splendid youth intake I have this year. They're all gonna shine. Bonus 2: It's dark? Already? Must feed. Bonus 3: I wonder what's on TV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithers Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 - Yes it's perfectly reasonable to be out for 2 weeks after coming off injured in the 1st minute of the game, with a condition still at 100% - Wow, yet another cup draw where I avoid anyone in the top 4, I can't believe my luck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidbowie Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I've actually managed Nigeria. It was only for 2 matches before I took over Scotland though. # whatever - Having to use all my subs because of injuries before half-time means I don't have to worry about using them normally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the--dud Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm going to give my cat a can of real tuna tonight, as a reward for walking over my keyboard just as I was saving my game (resulting FM to crash and the save to get corrupted)! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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