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That moment when you're getting your newest youth intake and one of your players has a female first name:

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Now, just to make it clear, María is sometimes used in men's names in some languages, but it's used as a middle name (just like the player right below the one I marked in red), never as a first name. I presume the newgen name generator does not make such a distinction for names.

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14 hours ago, north_london_fan said:

Best comeback ever!

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9 hours ago, rinso said:

the comeback of dreams

I'd have said it's what Dreams are made of but yours is better.

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4 hours ago, oakesypvfc said:

Nice win! 

How do you get the player ratings screen to show CHC and KEY?

After the game, click the scoreline and it usually comes up as a report of this or just after you press continue once the game is done. 

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1 hour ago, north_london_fan said:

My back up regista, in one game, made 3 total passes but had completed 8400% of them. How does that work?

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Post in bugs forum too lol

 

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6 hours ago, north_london_fan said:

My back up regista, in one game, made 3 total passes but had completed 8400% of them. How does that work?

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If my math is right, he must have completed an additional 249 passes without even attempting them!

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6 hours ago, jwchriste said:

If my math is right, he must have completed an additional 249 passes without even attempting them!

maybe no look passes count

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1 hour ago, JordanMillward_1 said:

It's how long the team has the ball (calculated via a chess clock method), rather than per pass as is used IRL.

I thought he was being sarcastic since he only had 35% and still won 6-0.

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46 minutes ago, jwchriste said:

I thought he was being sarcastic since he only had 35% and still won 6-0.

I missed which thread it was :lol: but it's a regular enough question I just answered on automatic.

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6 hours ago, jwchriste said:

I thought he was being sarcastic since he only had 35% and still won 6-0.

That, and the board being upset about it. A few seasons earlier I beat one of the other big teams in a similar way, away from home, and had the same complaint.

 

That said, this is the first FM I've not been all about dominating the possession. 

 

 

With such a comprehensive win (against a team that's been mid table for a few years and were in okay form, so not against a relegation favourite), plus outplaying them in every other way, I doubt anyone would leave the game even realising that they'd technically had almost twice the possession we'd had. 

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I found this to be quite funny. The AI HKFC manager boasts about how he will show us how football should be played. He seems to have a problem with our "defensive approach". I play a balanced 442 if anyone was wondering.

So when the match is finished, we won 3-0, at their ground, with them not having a shot in the entire game. They then get relegated.

Maybe Mr Chung could learn a thing or two, from me, about our "defensive football". I even offered him a role at the club. He turned me down to stay at his current club, which he will soon be forced to leave, as they are now in an inactive division.

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On 06/06/2020 at 08:41, r0x0r said:

What even is possession? 

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- "We've heard complaints from the fans because we only had 35% possession in the last game."

- "Look, we won 6-0 with 35% possession. I don't care."

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7 hours ago, llDracoll said:

- "We've heard complaints from the fans because we only had 35% possession in the last game."

- "Look, we won 6-0 with 35% possession. I don't care."

Exactly. We kept conceding kick-offs to them!

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19 hours ago, llDracoll said:

- "We've heard complaints from the fans because we only had 35% possession in the last game."

- "Look, we won 6-0 with 35% possession. I don't care."

It's all about style though. If you were Real Madrid they'd have the white hankies out!

Never mind that most of that possession was probably in their own half :lol:

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On 23/05/2020 at 17:34, Weston said:

That guy's insane haha, I'd definitely play him centrally as opposed to out wide, though.

The freak of nature retires in a week so here are his final stats. Still improving at the age of 38!

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I shall miss him

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38 minutes ago, Grifty said:

The freak of nature retires in a week so here are his final stats. Still improving at the age of 38!

A low key legend only some may got to know, going out with a bang :applause: 

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3 hours ago, Grifty said:

The freak of nature retires in a week so here are his final stats. Still improving at the age of 38!

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I shall miss him

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A legend indeed! Is he staff now or gone for good?

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1 hour ago, Weston said:

A legend indeed! Is he staff now or gone for good?

He's now my pretty awful DoF, but I didn't have one so not really missing out. He can do all the press conferences.

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1 hour ago, Grifty said:

Mass exodus at Swansea, even though they reached the Champions League final...

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20 1st team players on the transfer list...

They were so close to being the first team to get relegated while also winning the Champions League.

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3 hours ago, Grifty said:

Mass exodus at Swansea, even though they reached the Champions League final...

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20 1st team players on the transfer list...

So Fernando Alonso (assuming Jr ;-) chose footy over a life behind the wheel like his dad.

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19 hours ago, Lenzar said:

This post comes up every 3 pages or so of this thread. It's really no longer a surprise to anyone.

So sorry for not reading all 139 pages to realise this. :rolleyes: first time I have seen it in game so thanks for your comment :thdn:

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11 hours ago, llDracoll said:

They were so close to being the first team to get relegated while also winning the Champions League.

Ah this was the start of the next season so they are 16th alphabetically! They actually finished 5th I think it was.

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