Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Carambau said: Yay! Congrats Jimbokav:) well deserved! ...though I voted for someone else... Haha. Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just Tshewang Zangpo here and passing through. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) "Thank you, Half Man Half Biscuit!" "We're onto award #5 now, Best FMCU Story. Weaving a narrative, or at the very least, not posting just screenshots and basic facts, can be a tough thing. These guys make it seem easy!" "Both @King Costly and @pheelf made it into the voting for this one, but the winner was @oriole01 for 'From Witness Protection to Delicious Redemption' and Yes, yes, I believe he will be let out of Security to accept his award.. Congratulations!" *muted applause* Edited October 8, 2019 by Deisler26 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Hi @oriole01!" "Congratulations on your award. Does this mean you're a bit of a Jackanory?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Way to go @oriole01! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scousevasey Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 38 minutes ago, Jimbokav1971 said: Congrats to @scousevasey @_Ben_and @Stuniverseand I hope you enjoy your night together. I won't bother congratulating @Makoto Nakamurayet because there will be plenty of time for that after each subsequent award he wins. It all depends on the potency of the grapefruit juice at the afterparty... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: *muted applause* I think a full blown investigation needs to be conducted into the voting... Edited October 8, 2019 by ManUtd1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, scousevasey said: It all depends on the potency of the grapefruit juice at the afterparty... This. So much this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Deisler26 said: "Hi @oriole01!" "Congratulations on your award. Does this mean you're a bit of a Jackanory?" The fact that I had to look up what the hell a Jackanory was probably won't increase my standing among all you across-the-ponders, but in my opinion, there ain't nothin' wrong with being the bad guy... *laughs in Carlo Ancelotti* Cheers for the award, everybody. I haven't gotten into this new thread as much as I would have liked to yet narrative-wise, but I'm glad you guys appreciate what's already been written, and the potential is there for more to come. To win this award two years in a row is something special to me as a writer . Here's to more fraudulence in 2020! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Oh boy! What a show we have had so far! Some shocks, some sure things, a little sprinkling of casual racism! We've had it all!" And now to award #6. The FMCU Best Fountain of Youth Award. For those who tread the path of Youth Only. I had a strong showing in this category with no less than three votes, so bless all three of you. However, there was only going to be one winner and it is, the glorious, the long winded, Infiltrating Germany. Hans off my Croatians! by @Makoto Nakamura *loud applause* 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail316 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, oriole01 said: The fact that I had to look up what the hell a Jackanory was probably won't increase my standing among all you across-the-ponders, but in my opinion, there ain't nothin' wrong with being the bad guy... *laughs in Carlo Ancelotti* Cheers for the award, everybody. I haven't gotten into this new thread as much as I would have liked to yet narrative-wise, but I'm glad you guys appreciate what's already been written, and the potential is there for more to come. To win this award two years in a row is something special to me as a writer . Here's to more fraudulence in 2020! The bad guy? That's quite a change of career for this bloke: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Hi @Makoto Nakamura" "A third award! Congratulations! How does it feel to know people voted you the best at playing with kids?" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuniverse Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Deisler26 said: "I did ask Zlatan to help me host tonight. but he said something about naked roundhouse kicks and balls deep in a Swedish milk maid. So I'm doing it on my own! The first award of the evening is the FMCU Best Newcomer Award! This award is one of the better ones that you can have. It shows that you have truly arrived on the FMCU stage... So, without further ado, let us find out the winner.... *rips* I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! IT'S A THREE WAY TIE!! The joint winners are @Stuniverse, @_Ben_ & @scousevasey *applause* Thank you, @Deisler26. I’m honoured. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Stuniverse said: Thank you, @Deisler26. I’m honoured. Don't thank me! Thank the people that voted for you! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Time for a break, so give it up for Half Man, Half Biscuit!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuniverse Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Deisler26 said: Don't thank me! Thank the people that voted for you! I didn’t realise there was voting. Thank you to everybody who voted for me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: "Hi @Makoto Nakamura" "A third award! Congratulations! How does it feel to know people voted you the best at playing with kids?" Who's playing with my kids? I said Hans off my Croatians! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Thank you Half Man, Half Biscuit!" "Now we come to the award for Best Retro Career, this award is given to those who slave away with older FM's than the current one for whatever reason they have. Being poor mainly." "So, this year's winner is... *rips* WE HAVE A TIE AGAIN!! Both @scousevasey and @withnail316 share the award, with props to @rodesire, @sjg11 and @sourgrapes11 for getting votes too!" *applause* 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 Hi @scousevasey & @withnail316! "Your commitment to older versions is commendable! Will you be celebrating this award with Wayne Rooney and his friends?!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scousevasey Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: "Thank you Half Man, Half Biscuit!" "Now we come to the award for Best Retro Career, this award is given to those who slave away with older FM's than the current one for whatever reason they have. Being poor mainly." "So, this year's winner is... *rips* WE HAVE A TIE AGAIN!! Both @scousevasey and @withnail316 share the award, with props to @rodesire, @sjg11 and @sourgrapes11 for getting votes too!" *applause* I might retire now. Completely dumbfounded that I have earned votes again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scousevasey Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, scousevasey said: I might retire now. Or more likely come back with more careers, desperate for the attention once again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Deisler26 said: Hi @scousevasey & @withnail316! "Your commitment to older versions is commendable! Will you be celebrating this award with Wayne Rooney and his friends?!" Ooh...Wazza grandmother jokes. Beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Here we go! It's time for Best FMCU Thread Name" "This is the only award that I have ever won and I have had at least one vote in this category every year... apart from this one.. Still.. here we go.. *rips envelope open* The winner is... "I got 1860 Problems, But Youth Intake Ain't One" by @turnip! Congratulations!!! *applause* 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Hi @turnip" "Congratulations on your award win. Are you as funny as people think you are? Or are you a bit of a fraud? Is this, indeed, one of your 1860 problems?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Right. time is short and we've only paid the band til 10, so we'll crack on with the last two awards!" "The penultimate award is for the FMCU Manager of the Year. A lot of illustrious names have won this award. And this year is no exception". *rips* "The winner, by a massive distance, is @Makoto Nakamura" *bored applause* 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 Hi @Makoto Nakamura "Here we are again. You've won another award. Woo". *drops mic, walks off* 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Errrr... thanks Anne." "And now... for the final award of the night. The FMCU Best Thread award. Many are called. Most fall by the wayside, but sometimes, just sometimes, the cream rises to the top." "Let's add some spice to this one.." "In joint 3rd Place, with one vote: 'Barnet: How High Can They Go' by @scott92507 'The Hart Chronicles IV' by @PaulHartman71" "In joint 2nd Place, with two votes: 'Kosovo's Rise' by @MarcxD 'French Lingerie' by @Jimbokav1971" "And your winner is....'INFILTRATING GERMANY. HANS OFF MY CROATIANS!" by @Makoto Nakamura" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carambau Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) I voted for @scott92507 congrats to 3rd place Edited October 8, 2019 by Carambau 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kidthekid Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Congrats Makoto. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2019 The Tenth Annual FMCU Awards Winners Best Newcomer: Stuniverse, _Ben_ & scousevasey Best FMCU Team: Croatia Berlin (Makoto Nakamura) Best FMCU Journeyman: The Perfectionist IV (Makoto Nakamura) Best FMCU Poster: Jimbokav1971 Best FMCU Story: oriole1 Best FMCU Fountain of Youth: Infiltrating Germany. Hans off my Croatians (Makoto Nakamura) Best FMCU Retro Career: scousevasey & Withnail316 Best FMCU Thread Name: I got 1860 problems, but youth intake ain't one (turnip) FMCU Manager of the Year: Makoto Nakamura Best FMCU Thread: Infiltrating Germany. Hans off my Croatians (Makoto Nakamura) Thank you everyone for taking part and voting and just posting over the last 10 years. I look forward to seeing you all next year! Good night! 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Thanks very much @Deisler26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail316 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 47 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: "Thank you Half Man, Half Biscuit!" "Now we come to the award for Best Retro Career, this award is given to those who slave away with older FM's than the current one for whatever reason they have. Being poor mainly." "So, this year's winner is... *rips* WE HAVE A TIE AGAIN!! Both @scousevasey and @withnail316 share the award, with props to @rodesire, @sjg11 and @sourgrapes11 for getting votes too!" *applause* Being poor is right! Thanks once again to all who voted for me, and congrats to @scousevasey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 That was a hilarious award ceremony, well done @Deisler26! Oh and the winners too! Should've voted but tbh have been a bit away from the forums this year. I've noticed people have kept having fun with some very nice careers though! Need to update the excel sheet with the all-time winners, where the hell is that. @Makoto Nakamuraby now probably has more awards than anyone else combined in the history of the forums. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail316 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Great job @Deisler26 and congrats to all the winners and nominees. Now, whose leg do I have to hump for some really hard dru...what? We don't do that here? Really? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail316 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, noikeee said: That was a hilarious award ceremony, well done @Deisler26! Oh and the winners too! Should've voted but tbh have been a bit away from the forums this year. I've noticed people have kept having fun with some very nice careers though! Need to update the excel sheet with the all-time winners, where the hell is that. @Makoto Nakamuraby now probably has more awards than anyone else combined in the history of the forums. He's the Real Madrid of the forum. No doubt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Congrats to all the winners! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, withnail316 said: Great job @Deisler26 and congrats to all the winners and nominees. Now, whose leg do I have to hump for some really hard dru...what? We don't do that here? Really? @BoxToBox's leg. Crazy Irish... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott92507 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Carambau said: I voted for @scott92507 congrats to 3rd place Thanks. I didn't even know this was a thing. I would have voted for some folks if I had known. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Ndjili International Airport, Kinshasa, 00:30, 9th October 2019 A fat, black man and a white, tall and slender figure is walking through the airport. The slender man is carrying four bags as he is pushing two trolleys packed with more bags and suitcases. "Boss, you really need all this luggage? All Mumbu's stuff is in Mumbu's favorite bag. The Minnie Mouse one. Minnie Mouse is Mumbu's Idol, Boss." Nelson ignored Mumbu and flamboyantly opened his arms wide and whispered to no-one. "Just wait Anne... I'm coming for you. You won't see me, but I'll be there. Hiding in the corner of the room. And then... Suddenly. BOOM! There I am dressed in my-" "But boss. Didn't the event start 4 hours ago?" "No... you peasant. I checked the calendar invite in Zlatan's calendar. It said it was 20:00 on the 10th October." "Oh right, Boss. You had to hack into Zlatan's calendar to see the invite because you didn't gets it. Rights Boss?" "Shut up Mumbu you peasantface." The day after when they arrived at the venue for the award show. "Here I am Annie! Come to pappa!" The venue laid empty of any football celebrities, the decorations was changed and Anne was nowhere to be seen. Instead, the venue was being re-decorated for the night's main event. Pensioners-bingo. Several hours later, Nelson laid asleep under a table next to an 80-year old woman and Mumbu left with the main prize. A 3lbs glazed ham. Oh, and nice work on the awards show @Deisler26 and congrats to all the winners! Next year I promise to make a return to the scene. It's been too long! Edited October 9, 2019 by Benjoe 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carambau Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, withnail316 said: He's the Real Madrid of the forum. No doubt. More like the Red Bull franchise , regarding how frequent his updates pop up Edited October 9, 2019 by Carambau Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Thank you all for your votes! Every year I tell myself I'll do less careers, and every year I end up doing more than the previous. I only have one save idea for FM20 at the moment so I'll try and spam the forum less! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Makoto Nakamura said: Thank you all for your votes! Every year I tell myself I'll do less careers, and every year I end up doing more than the previous. I only have one save idea for FM20 at the moment so I'll try and spam the forum less! I think you need a -3 award handicap next year 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulHartman71 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Congrats to all of the winners, especially the newbies breeding new life into the sub form and @Jimbokav1971 who has had the thread that I’ve followed the most closely this year. Well done @Deisler26 on taking over from Delta and running it so smoothly! Here’s to another 10 years of the forum. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 11 hours ago, PaulHartman71 said: Congrats to all of the winners, especially the newbies breeding new life into the sub form and @Jimbokav1971 who has had the thread that I’ve followed the most closely this year. Well done @Deisler26 on taking over from Delta and running it so smoothly! Here’s to another 10 years of the forum. Thanks very much. I'm honestly not really sure what it is I do that deserves recognition as best poster, but I will admit to making a conscious effort this year to read and contribute to other threads. It's hard when you follow a @Makoto Nakamurathread that takes as much time to read as you planned on playing your own save for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy42 Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 amazing awards congratulations to all the winners, been so busy with real life I also didn't see the voting thread! Amazed and honoured to even get a mention any category, especially the Journeyman save one. Only fitting that @Makoto Nakamura should win it, the person whose threads inspired me to try it. Plus I can't really call myself a Journeyman when I haven't left Zimbabwe yet! Soon though I shall return! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby_McDonald Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 That women's questions was the best part of it. It reminded me of Daisy Donovan as The Angel of Delight way back on The 11 O'Clock Show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pheelf Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Thanks for putting on a good show @Deisler26. Congratulations to all the deserved winners who have created some brilliant reads over the last year clearly putting a lot of time and effort into their threads. Thanks to all those that nominated me and to those that contribute to this section of the forum which make it what it is. Onward and upwards. Cheers 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuy600 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) I have arrived... Let the party begin! Wait, where is everybody?... Edited October 21, 2019 by Minuy600 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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