Who doesn't like a good rivalry? Especially when they are between the best teams out there, right?
Well, we collected not the greatest, not the second greatest.. probably some of the worst - but hey, they are National Champions(!) - to play against each other twice, and if tied a third and final match will settle the score!
San Marino's finest, (Just-don't-let-us-play-against-Dinamo) San Giovanni managed by One-Club-Jamie, going head-to-head with Nelson's lunatic Ween-trained Lesothoan Champions, Lioli FC managed by Journeyman-Ben!
Jamie Sewell - @Jupjamie ||||| Nelson Mandela Jr - @Benjoe
The story behind the unlikely rivalry:
From his little flat in Lesotho Nelson had been tweeting vigorously about his fortunes, and how great he was. Mumbu would occasionally pitch in too, mostly with some random comments and then suddenly you'd find him in a bushpig costume. Casper the not so friendly manager - I mean, Mr Sewell, did not like what he saw or read. "What a pretentious arse you are!" he had messaged Nelson privately. When Moyes was assaulting and exploiting Nelson he ridiculed him as well, and when Mumbu tried to interfere... well it didn't exactly get any prettier. Mumbu, God bless his innocent soul, made a knock-knock joke on Casper Mr Sewell... (...) "Who's there!?" Said an irritated Mr Sewell. "Banana!" Shouted Mumbu. "Banana wh-", "I LIKE BANANA AND I CANNOT LIE!"
Mr Sewell punched Mumbu in the face who started crying. Mr Sewell was then sent back to San Marino by Lesothoan police, but it was done there. Nelson wanted repercussion. He traveled to San Marino and pissed on Mr Sewell's suit - while Sewell was wearing it, at a game, against Dinamo, which they lost... Sigh.. You know where this is heading, right?
This will be bloody. This will be messy. This will be something you won't want to miss out on!
Send your kids to bed. Put on some cheesy chick-flick on the telly to allure your wifes and girlfriends. Tell your neighbours to shut up. And ask your dog to walk itself.
Mumbu Umbolele from Swaziland will be your host at the broadcast on Twitch, so be sure to tune in here and join the madness!
This it IT!
Can YOU handle it?