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Benjoe

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  1. Nice work so far lads! Will be joining too in the near future with an undecided club.
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    The FM-ghetto Gospels

    Whose bushpig is that? I think you know him, Dumb as a rock, tall, pale and slim Like a tale of woe, I watch him frown, As the world goes by, he's heads back to town, He gives his bushpig a shake, And sobs until the tears overtake, The only other sound's the break, Of nervous farts and stomach ache. The bushpig is clueless, unaware of his fate He has survived so far, having fought to this date But tonight he shall not sleep. Left in a bath with soap that seep Next morning Mumbu rises from his bed, He looks at countless posters of Nelson's head, He idolises being dead. Facing the imminent with never ending dread. ... "Yes hello. Welcome to 'Soft and clean cleaners, we make your mess soft and clean'. What can I help you with, Sir?" Mumbu looked at the receptionist with disgust. "Give me back my friend." "Erh, sorry Sir. I don't quite-" "THE SUIT. THE BUSHY SUIT. GIVE. ME. MY. BUSHY." The recptionist, startled and panickingly reached for the bushpig costume and quickly passed it on to Mumbu who left without paying. ... "Never again... never again, Bushy. I don't even like it when you're soft and clean..."
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    The FM-ghetto Gospels

    Bushpig - A Haiku by Nelson Mandela Jr. Laughter he does much, As young, hairy bushpig farts, 'Twas Mumbu himself.
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    The FM-ghetto Gospels

    This is the perfect way to feel about anything in life, and especially this thread.
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    The FM-ghetto Gospels

    Mumbu - A Haiku by Anonymous Dryspell FMtime, suddenly pale Mumbu cries, whilst watching the bushpig.
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    The FM-ghetto Gospels

    Amen.
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    The FM-ghetto Gospels

    In the midst of all the FM 19 Beta landing-hype I remember some of the recent FM's where I had great saves - some documented on here, some not. This got me inspired and this thread is the result. The following song is made with great inspiration from the Mastermind that is Cornell Iral Haynes Jr. aka. Nelly. I was thinking about it - thinking 'bout FM14 Thinkin' bout us, what we gon' through Open my Steam yeah, looking at time spent So I traveled back, down that road Will Logroñes ever win the CHL, no one knows I realize - yeah - it is only just a memory We were at the top and now it's like they're in the basement Number one spot and now they can't find my replacement I swear now I can't take it, knowing nobody's got my baby And now I'm drunk, feeling weak I can't think I shouldn't have put it down, should've got that trophy 'Cause I can still feel Asdrúbal in the air See his pretty face running down left flank My scorer, my creator, my shawty, my best flank I left him, I closed him down 'Cause I knew that it just had to end I was thinking about it - thinking 'bout FM15 Thinkin' bout us, what we gon' through Open my Steam yeah, looking at time spent So I traveled back, down that road Will Barrie Pritchard ever win the Ballon d'Or, no one knows I realize - yeah - it is only just a memory When I be gamin' man I swear I see his face at every turn Tryna get my summer on but I can't let it continue And I just hopes he knows that he's the only one I yearn for More and more I miss him, when will I learn Didn't give him all my love, I guess now I got my payback Now I'm in my Steam library thinking all about my baby Hey, he was so easy to love But wait, I guess that love wasn't enough I'm going through it every time that I'm alone And now I'm missing, wishing I'd pick up the game But I made the decision that I wanted to move on But was I wrong? I was thinking about it - thinking 'bout FM16 Thinkin' bout us, what we gon' through Open my Steam yeah, looking at time spent it is only just a memoryyyyy So I traveled back, down that road Will Celta ever make it out of the CHL groups, no one knows I realize - yeah - it is only just a memory If you ever loved an FM version put your hands up If you ever loved an FM version put your hands up And now you've moved on and you're wishing you could give them everything Said if you ever loved an FM version put your hands up If you ever loved an FM version put your hands up Now you've moved on and you're wishing you could give them everything I was thinking about it - thinking 'bout FM17 Thinkin' bout us, what we gon' through Open my Steam yeah, looking at time spent I realize - yeah - it is only just a memory So I traveled back, down that road Will Nelson ever take over the world, no one knows I realize - yeah - it is only just a memory I was thinking about it - thinking 'bout FM17 Thinkin' bout us, what we gon' through Open my Steam yeah, looking at time spent I realize - yeah - it is only just a memory So I traveled back, down that road Will Mumbu ever move out of Nelson's office, no one knows I realize - yeah - it is only just a memory Coffee???? What COFFEE???
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    The 2018 FMCU Awards -Awards Night

    Trying to squeeze out a couple of late votes.
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    The 2018 FMCU Awards -Awards Night

    nONONONO. Mumbu do this. Mumbu see door. Mumbu open door. Nice lady treat Mumbu well. Give Mumbu bag of popcorn. Mumbu say ok thx, you are free to conquer FMCU.
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    The 2018 FMCU Awards -Awards Night

    BEHAVE HE SAID
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    The 2018 FMCU Awards -Awards Night

    You don't need to either! Feel free to throw random gifs, make weird alter-egos or whatever suits you in here.
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    The 2018 FMCU Awards -Awards Night

    Mumbu is still here. Mumbu still on floor. Mumbu find 9 of 10 dropped popcorn. Mumbu will get last popcorn if it's the last thing he does! Que!
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    The 2018 FMCU Awards -Awards Night

    You're grand, friend! Although I'm still trying not to panic that a pokemon has a twitter profile...
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