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  1. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    No excuses, not even dressage...
  2. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    If you don't superimpose his face, you're not doing it right
  3. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    FM18 may change the dynamics of the entire community.
  4. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    And that's a wrap! Great awards show again @deltablue, and congratulations to all the winners and nominees, especially @ManUtd1 and @BoxToBox for their extraordinary achievements over the past 365 days. You guys are the shining stars of this community, no doubt. I can tell you that Hans is very pleased with his single vote. It's a sign that the baldness is slowly but surely taking hold. Thanks so much to whoever voted for me, this will only inspire me to keep making content and get more and more involved in the community. Cheers everyone!
  5. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    Nah man, we're having one hell of a bulgeum right now...
  6. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    The most deserved award that's ever been given here. Congratulations @ManUtd1 on earning it from a truly breathtaking, brilliant, epic, hilarious, innovative, (and numerous other positive adjectives) thread! #NoPyroNoPartizan #Legend #TelleusIsYourGodNow
  7. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    I guess we should start calling @ManUtd1 Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second now?
  8. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    I'd say we're in the the eye of the Telleusian storm right now. It's about to come back in full force though, for sure!
  9. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    The first of what should be many tonight for what is quite possibly the greatest thread of all time. Congrats @ManUtd1!!!
  10. The 8th Annual FMCU Awards - Awards Night

    Hans Kaiser chances a quick glance at his phone. It's 6:30 PM and the first award has just been handed out. He turns back to the stage. Sweat is dripping down his bare, gloriously bald head. This is his moment, he'd waited so long to enact the spell of baldness upon the world, and now that it was finally reverberating through the masses he could only feel he deserved to recognized for it. But the pressure isn't one-sided. Across the auditorium, he sees a horrific sight... Carlo Ancelotti chatting it up with David Moyes. The two pillars of evil were united as one, and his heart begins racing as they both simultaneously move their sinister, searing eyes in his direction. And then the eyebrows go up... And suddenly his view changes. His conscience leaves his body and manifests into another. He's riding a tricycle through a dingy hotel in the mountains, he turns the corner, and is presented with this... Kaiser, in the body of a small boy, starts running, running for his life, away from the horrific image that's now seared into him. He snaps back into reality, on the floor and with an intense throbbing in his head. He groans and gets back up, now noticing that the entire auditorium is staring at him, expressions aghast, jaws on the floor. He had just run straight into the front of the stage. Ancelotti's face was turning blue as a result of unprecedentedly violent laughter, but little did he know that it would only further solidify Kaiser's legend years on. The second set of nominees are about to be announced. Get on with it! Heck yeah, it's awards night! Good luck to everyone tonight, this is shaping up to be one of the best ceremonies in years!
  11. Obviously the true source of that income must be something that can't be put on the books . Shetland's the perfect place for a money laundering scheme...
  12. I told you so . Brilliant stuff, it's been an amazing journey to see you go from struggle and disappointment to innovation, success, and ascendancy. Congratulations and best of luck in the Premiership, go soften that Firm!
  13. Hans Kaiser- Baldness Über Alles!

    Cheers! Here's hoping they'll all pan out.