BarnsleyFan Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 ? Me, well I think I could tell players I have to sell you because I have offered you a new contract and you want too much interms of wages and or add ons. And I think a good response would be for them to either say okay. Disagree or say offer me a new contract and for them to accept less... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay96 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I wish I could tell any player with a Stamina rating of less than 5 to "get down to the gym, you fat, overpaid, lard arse." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriss Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I manage in Argentina, I don't speak Spanish, I can't tell them anything But I keep winning matches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofters Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I'd like to tell them, we have won promotion! You will be playing at a higher level next season so now will you sign a new deal?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foot Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I would love to ask them, "Why do you think you're having a goal drought?" and then have them answer: "Joe Cole doesn't pass the ball", or, "I'm too busy defending because you put me in a support role and there aren't enough midfielders, so I drop back to support", so that I know what I should fix. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojak123 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I ***SMACK*** told ***SMACK*** you ***SMACK*** to ***SMACK*** pass ***SMACK*** and ***SMACK*** not ***SMACK*** to ***SMACK*** shoot ***SMACK*** from ***SMACK*** every ***SMACK*** impossible ***SMACK*** position***SMACK*** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstrikuuu Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I hate you and I hope the game has some event where you get plague and die, you overpaid waster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay96 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 "I just saw John Terry leaving the training ground with your wife." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArneH Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 stop being such a crybaby and whino and go do your job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
estoniabomba Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 "No, me signing a centre back who can also play RB, doesn't mean that you'll be getting less playing time" to an AMR who is accomplished at RB (but can't defend for toffee) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite2011 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 In my opinion a must for team talk in the next version- Have you heard what the crowd are ****** shouting? "**** Bassett!" "Bassett's a ****!" "Bassett's a ********!" "Bassett's a *****!" They shouldn't be ****** shouting at me, they should be shouting at you, and do you know why? Because it's ******* half-time, and we're ******* 2-0 down to the ****** Mexicans! What the ***** wrong with you? Get your ******* fingers out! Where's your bottle ******* gone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojak123 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Go out there and prove to me why I should include you in the squad for the fa-cup-final! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima92 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Id like an option to tell them "ok, ive seen that you are extremely accurate to hit the posts 3-4 times per match, now just aim inside the goal, that would be awesome" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Dave Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 When the players have a cold, there should be three options: Send home Leave to physio Sing "Soft Kitty" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
realtimshady Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 "Our average height is six inches less than every other team in the league. Please, for the love of God, KEEP THE BALL ON THE GROUND!" or related, "I said play the corners short. That means the guy six yards in front of you, not like, the short guy in the box" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris C Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 "You're right next to the sideline, kick it out for a throw, not a bloody corner". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I manage in Argentina, I don't speak Spanish, I can't tell them anything But I keep winning matches If you were a real FM hard nut you'd play it in Spanish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneronaldo Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 "Start scoring, or I'm signing John Terry." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 there is too much competition.... yea 2 of the players in your position are old and need replacing, pipe down and wait Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manager Danny Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 A long list of expletives to ask them why the **** they are losing at home to bottom of the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawlore Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 ""Ball". Say it with me now. BALL. Ok. Now try this one... "goal". GOAL. That's it, good. The idea of this game is to kick the BALL in the other team's GOAL." *sigh* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottGooner Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 When the players have a cold, there should be three options:Send home Leave to physio Sing "Soft Kitty" Awesome post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityAndColour Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "I offered you mutual termination because you came into my office yesterday demanding to leave the club." The amount of times I have wanted to say that... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dekkard Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "When I said close down their winger who can cross onto a 5p piece I meant at least try and stay within 15 yards of him...." "If you can't pass a ball to the man 10 yards next to you then you're not a professional football and I'll have you in court for breach of the trade descriptions act!!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I wish I could tell any player with a Stamina rating of less than 5 to "get down to the gym, you fat, overpaid, lard arse." ....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzP Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 How about hitting free kicks with a little less power? You're costing us a fortune in lost footballs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBlade Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Three : 1) Now I know I don't want you diving in two footed, but the object of the game is to tackle the player, not jog alongside him for 80 yards and then applaud his inevitable goal. 2) If you want to leave the club, I'm offering you to other clubs, and you're threatening that if you don't leave you'll take it further (although how you can go further than being actively shopped for half price is beyond me) don't then reject every freaking contract offer that is made to you! But most importantly : 3) Are you deaf? Do you play in an alternate dimension? Why when I shout "Play it wider and get it forward" can you not hear me until the ball has gone out of play twice?? Can you not even see my arms flailing about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesB Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "If you shoot from distance one more time, I will put you in the reserves for the remaining four years of your contract." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 would love to say that to Nani player hands in transfer request due to broken promise. yes I said you were first choice, I played a match, you got injured in the internationals after, you come back match fit, i play you and you request? you want me to magic up more games? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 to a player with low pace If you put as much practice into your football as you do into stuffing your fat ugly face you'd be the best player in the world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent_Thunder Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 You aren't getting first team football because you aren't good enough. You aren't getting on the sub bench because we Don't need you there. I transfer listed you, and nobody offered. I tried to sell you for free, nobody offered. Nobody offered on the loan either. The board blocked contract termination. So please, just shut the hell up and sit in the corner until your contract runs out in three months. Because I literally exhausted every option and don't have time for you anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 If you complain one more time I'll get a restraining order on you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggusD Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 team talks Reluctant Cautious Calm Passionate Assertive Aggressive ******' Seriously angry Rant Tilt Threaten to fire them all Throw stuff at them Violent tilt Destructive rampage Flog and keelhaul random player Murderous tilt Kill them all, then run into the kick-off circle and tear your guts out dramatically Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ting2004 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hate you, your getting sold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojak123 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 team talksReluctant Cautious Calm Passionate Assertive Aggressive ******' Seriously angry Rant Tilt Threaten to fire them all Throw stuff at them Violent tilt Destructive rampage Flog and keelhaul random player Murderous tilt Kill them all, then run into the kick-off circle and tear your guts out dramatically I really like those options Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
forameuss Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 team talksReluctant Cautious Calm Passionate Assertive Aggressive ******' Seriously angry Rant Tilt Threaten to fire them all Throw stuff at them Violent tilt Destructive rampage Flog and keelhaul random player Murderous tilt Kill them all, then run into the kick-off circle and tear your guts out dramatically FM15 should lead with these new features. "New Tone System, featuring 75 new versions of aggression!" I'd like there to be more personality put into the system. Maybe some kind of natural language processor that could make some attempt at understanding something more than a click on a pre-determined option. They give you an option to write your own answer to a question in a press conference, but you can put anything in there, and all that will happen is it's tacked onto a later news item. It would be much better if it could parse things semi-sensibly and act on that. Someone asks you about the opposition player - let's say Suarez for absolutely no reason... Press - "Luis Suarez had a good game today - what did you think of his performance?" Manager - "I thought he cheated." Press - "Are you saying that Suarez cheated his way to victory today?" Manager - "Yes...obviously" Press - "Why do you say that?" Manager - "...he...bit somebody!" Press - "The Ballon d'or is coming up..." Manager - "Oh for..." Obviously that's a pretty stretched example, but I'm sure you get what I mean. I want to be able to play a character in the game. I want to be known as someone who swears a lot in press conferences when he ever attends. Most of all, if the players are terrible, I want to do more than just ask them "where's the passion lads?!". I want to put the fear of god into them. I want to go keelhaul, as suggested by BiggusD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Why don't you follow any of my instructions? Why are you coming into my office to say you're not happy with the club's league position when YOU are the main reason with your terrible conversion rate/shambles goalkeeping/failure to pass 5 yards/stroppy attitude? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpr Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 'What part of hassle opponents do you not understand?' 'I said play the ball out of defence not try to score from 90 yards!' 'Don't use your legs like bloody scissors when trying to tackle' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Hassle Opponatns, i clearly told you to do that, so why is there a massive chunk of space near the opponant you should be hassling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auqakuh Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I would like to tell my players to actually run. Not walk. Not jog listlessly. RUN. RUN, YOU LAZY GIT. I'm currently about 30 matches into the Premier League season, top, no defeats, only three draws, and suddenly my entire team has decided that it's too easy and they want a bit of a challenge, so they've decided to restrict themselves, at best, to a light trot while on the ball. My pacey players refuse to sprint. My centre-backs have also decided that it's all a bit too easy, so are randomly running away from one another at random intervals during counter-attacks, yelling "Look, look, there's some space there!" The only guy actually putting in any effort is the goalie and one winger who is scoring every game. Now had 5 wins on the trot with 1-0 scorelines. Becoming irritated. Oh, and I'd like to tell my striker that he's allowed to shoot inside the penalty area. He doesn't NEED to shoot the instant he's within 18 yards of the goal line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auqakuh Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 'Don't use your legs like bloody scissors when trying to tackle' I recently had a player sent off for doing this... while he had the ball. He had the ball, ran with it at the nearest opposing player, then kung fu scissor kicked him to the ground. Then he complained about being fined... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markantony Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 "If you shoot from distance one more time, I will put you in the reserves for the remaining four years of your contract." ^^ This! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tieio Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 You aren't getting first team football because you aren't good enough. You aren't getting on the sub bench because we Don't need you there. I transfer listed you, and nobody offered. I tried to sell you for free, nobody offered. Nobody offered on the loan either. The board blocked contract termination. So please, just shut the hell up and sit in the corner until your contract runs out in three months. Because I literally exhausted every option and don't have time for you anymore. Agree so much... team talksReluctant Cautious Calm Passionate Assertive Aggressive ******' Seriously angry Rant Tilt Threaten to fire them all Throw stuff at them Violent tilt Destructive rampage Flog and keelhaul random player Murderous tilt Kill them all, then run into the kick-off circle and tear your guts out dramatically Yes, so much yes. Maybe this needs to be the forums the lads read to find the bugs? It is slightly lighter than the bugs forum. My addition: Custom, built responses. Now, we all know the bulk answers have a set response in game... for example "Show me something else in the 2nd half" leads to a response in the game that is coded in, I would like to be able to edit those responses to say what I wish them to say, the response doesn't have to change, it would just be nice to say something different from time to time. I can predict every time that I KNOW they will talk about Lucas's collectors item every time he scores a goal in the post match press conference... It is very, very predictable and becomes mundane after a while. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyboom Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I wish I could tell those players I hope to sell that don't turn down contract offers because of wage, you can be compensated from me ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 You aren't getting first team football because you aren't good enough. You aren't getting on the sub bench because we Don't need you there. I transfer listed you, and nobody offered. I tried to sell you for free, nobody offered. Nobody offered on the loan either. The board blocked contract termination. So please, just shut the hell up and sit in the corner until your contract runs out in three months. Because I literally exhausted every option and don't have time for you anymore. Yeah, something like this would be usefull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schotsmannetje Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I manage in Argentina, I don't speak Spanish, I can't tell them anything But I keep winning matches You're like Pochettino, but then the complete opposite. If that makes sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schotsmannetje Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I'd like to be able to tell a player that his agent is an overpaid, arrogant little ***** and that if he wants to play for my club, he should leave his agent and join one whom suggests reasonable terms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawlore Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Your contract says "Backup". Stop moaning about not getting first team football. Also... we agreed you could go out on loan to get some game time. So STOP rejecting the 20 loan offers that come in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelveen Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 ''So, the whole team except you is happy with the training load? That's what you are telling me? Take your time to reply to that. o,O'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafney87 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 "No, I'm not dropping the striker who's been scoring in every game just so you can play, and I'm not adjusting the tactics either to accommodate you with him either because this one has the right balance so far" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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