Jump to content

Small, otherwise insignificant things which annoy you


Recommended Posts

The total lack of logic footballthinking from your players, you don't stand still in your own penalty area and wait for the opponents to catch you, you don't hit a pass back to your own keeper when there are 5 opponents that is more likely to pick up the ball and you got 2-3 open options forward or sideways, you don't sit down and take a break down at the corner flag after taking a corner and you really don't constantly pass the ball back to the player since he is in such an obvious offside position.

Pressconferences has gone from an necessary annoyance to total idiocy. Your last game against xxx your team played rather badly what effect will this have....Oh I don't know we won 7 of the 8 game we have played since then so our form is rather good and it seems we got over that game rather quickly???

Oh look professional foul direct red, too bad there was only 2 teams of players between them and the goal, referee had an excellent game sure.

Link to post
Share on other sites

  • Replies 618
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Player Histories all day long. I just think that it looks really poor after a few seasons. I have posted numersous times about nesting the lines so that only the main club season is shown generally with the option to "open" the other lines to see loans, B-sides etc.

That said the new summary screens, if developed could make the history page irrelevant so hoping they expand these in the right way or get around to neatening the histories up

Link to post
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

Press conferences:

"Having chosen to rest some key players, you must be pleased with the win?"

I have a squad of circa 20 players, only four of those have 'Key player' status and they all played. The rest are rotated weekly and have squad status set as such.

"Manager X slams blame culture in football"

No I didn't, I said if the manager wasn't getting the results he should go.

Loading screens:

Games played - Let's have the fewest first so I can see them?

Team talks:

AssMan - "Some gentle encouragement could work well here"

Me - "OK then, take the team talk please"

AssMan - "Go out there and show me what you can do!" (Hardly gentle encouragement)

Players - No response.

Scouting:

Generally carp. Scouts cannot be assigned to their home nations (if you want some results anyway) which is an effing joke in lower league football.

Competition scouting doesn't yield any results either.

Match highlights:

I get a replay of a penalty being scored/missed - how about you show me wtf happened for the penalty to be awarded in the first place?

Link to post
Share on other sites

This is all from FM11.

Having to press yet another button just to leave the press conference. They made a big song and dance about making the answers one click, but then make you have to click another button just to leave- WHY? What am i going to do in there?

Also if you get rid of a lot of staff by offering mutual termination, you have to travel to the bottom right of the screen to confirm their sacking, and then go back to the top left-ish of the screen to click on the next news item, then back down to the right again to sack them and so on. Why not just automatically move on to the next item when you've finished on the last item?

Another annoying click related thing imo, is you have to confirm every call up to the national team, or to remove a player. Why? If it wasnt there and I made an error it would only be one click to remove him, as it is you have to click to call them up, move and then click to confirm that you do want to call him up/remove him? WHY? It's not that important, after all you still have to confirm your final squad on the main news page.

There are loads of other things but I dont care enough anymore tbh.

Link to post
Share on other sites

assman is an ass in team talks.

scottish lower leagues are full of kit clashes in matches.

and can we see the INCIDENT LEADING TO THE PENATLY in the replay rather then the penantly, it is a pain for conferances.

when uploading a video, perhaps allow more options in what should be in a match video, 1-0's are pointless to record as all the good play etc is missed out.

Link to post
Share on other sites

The non existent 'Tunnel' in FM12 annoys me slightly, yeah it's trivial i know but never the less it's the place the players walk out of, or the place they walk down when getting a red card (well according to the commentary) the developers seem to think that adding beaches and shops are more important then visual realism.

The above is only a light hearted post btw.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Again it's a small thing, but I took over England before the Euro Champs (artificially sacked the old manager, before being appointed, I realise this isn't really the done thing :( ...) anyway i dropped the old captain from the tournament squad, big news story apparently, he's ''devastated'' etc

but then lo and behold he pops up the next day to tell the press that he and the lads are ''relishing'' the test the upcoming tournament provides.

Has he forgotten he's not in the squad?

Link to post
Share on other sites

The fact that in the Opposition Instructions screen before you get to the Team Talks, the Goalkeeper is always selected. So to set some for other players, you first have to de-select him. Very annoying.

Or when I change Set pieces instructions during the match, and I get an info box every time, that I have to click 'ok' on. I see no way of selecting to not get the dialog again.

Link to post
Share on other sites

As a LLM I'd love to see more realism in the stadium set up. I've played games a number of times against teams who do not have a stadium and play on a fenced off pitch yet they have a full small stadium.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Been said before, but the 'key' highlights are not key. Stop showing any action from 90 minutes onwards, none of it is relevant. And stop showing shots from free kicks, throw in's in dangerous area's and corners as key highlights, they're not key highlights at all

Link to post
Share on other sites

my striker constantly taking my wingers (AMR/L) place and my winger strolling around centre midfield or holding his hand as he takes the ball down to the byline. This annoy's the hell out of me as I play one up front.

At the start of the season my fullback used to make forward runs and actually cross, after tutoring and learning 'runs up wing', never runs, mostly dances a jig before losing the ball.

Link to post
Share on other sites

o look cech just walked out of the area with the ball... yellow card.

i get reds for similar.

scored from the free kick.. registered as own goal because keeper touches it -_-

assmans advice.

free kick suitibilty

remove guy with 17 free kick taking.. replace with a guy with 12

Link to post
Share on other sites

they are possible goal scoring chances they are key highlights, and watching the game i want long throws and corners pelted at the opposition box, and to me it shows your team piling on pressure and is a key highlight.

I disagree. A throw in to me in a dangerous area is just as key as a winger on a good run, that's the same type of goal scoring opportunity... I don't want to see that, that's not a key highlight. Key highlight to me constitutes either:

A player going one on one with the goalkeeper

A great goal scoring opportunity missed

A shot going just wide or just over

A shot on target

A shot cleared off the line

Hitting the woodwork

A penalty

A red card

A goal

In some cases, a potential penalty claim could be classed as a key highlight

How else can anything be classed as key?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Every single backroom advice meeting I attend I'm told that Guiseppe Rossi should not be taking penalties and I should remove the responsibility from him. He's got 18 for penalty taking and has scored 4 from 4 this season, think I'll leave it thanks.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Goalkeepers that love to score stupid own goals. My striker had a shot earlier which stopped on the line and joe hart ran back to his line and pushed it in the goal!

Corner takers who stay where they are and then get caught offside 10 seconds later.

'What is your relationship with your chairman?' make them have a personality in the game so it can be asked or get the hell rid of the question.

'The manager still has a lot of work to do' I have won 3 league titles in a row and were champions of Europe while you struggle in midtable. who are you to judge?

Link to post
Share on other sites

That my scouts are so damn lazy is what annoys me. If I manually tell them what to do they can each produce 4 reports a day, but left to their own devices they produce maybe 4 reports a month. Seems ridiculous, sure you can say they need to go find those good players to report on and it takes time, but they could at least file a bunch of half star reports on the crap players so I know they're crap and can ignore them on the player search screen!

Link to post
Share on other sites

Shout in my wife's face when she asks for more money.

She says: May i have more money for shopping.

I say: You still have 2 years left on your contract. I wont be discussing this issue untill a more suitable time.

She says: Im divorcing you.

I say: Your transfer listed.

She says: Im shagging your boss.

I say: The Bossman ruling doesn't apply here, you have remianing time on your contract

I miss her...

Link to post
Share on other sites

i had one on my first premier league game against chelsea as man utd

i fancy chelsea for this one as united has a new young manager.... so does chelsea lol

my blackpool fans were dissapointed by a 3-0 loss at old trafford and a 2-1 loss againt juventus, i had just got promoted that season.. they want miracles?

my pet hate are the players freefalling when injured. i would at least expect them to restore the lost points when they have trained to full fitness again

Link to post
Share on other sites

When the ball lands near their line and your attacker sprints over to it and dribbles it directly out of play instead of whipping in a first time cross.

When the ball lands 15 yards from your line and your defender sprints over to it and tackles their striker from behind, instead of from the side, resulting in a corner.

The referee is constantly 50 yards from the ball.

"Shoots with power" = miss the goal.

Watching my player get injured when scoring a goal. Watching the celebration. Waiting for the celebration to be over. Waiting for my physio to jog the full length of the pitch, perform 2 minutes of spraying, and walk the player the full length of the pitch back off again, as my team dances around in their starting positions waiting for kick off.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Top quality strikers and left midfielders such as Van Persie, Nasri and Di Maria in my case blasting or more often than that pathetically unpowerfully hitting the ball into the side netting from a massive goalscoring chance from the left side or if I am really lucky hitting the corner flag on the other side of the pitch!! What is it about left sided finishing?!

Oh and central midfielders and centre backs who just watch as opposition teams drive with pace through the middle!!!

Link to post
Share on other sites

On replays when players score from a knee sliding position, as in, they slide on their knees all the way through my defence, get on their feet and score a goal :(

I don't mind when my players do it though haha

Link to post
Share on other sites

The fact that trying to sell my players for a decent price is like trying to score with a nun....

Could just be me though. I transfer list them, map them unhappy sell them for half the price and just no takers what so ever.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Another one.... You tinker a bit with your tactic slightly changing something and the next game you win 4 or 5-0 away. Delighted it has all finally clicked into place you lose your next game at home to a team who hasn't won for 6 months and your team hardly touches the ball!!! So it's back to the drawing board!

Link to post
Share on other sites

Every so often I get the World Rankings email in the inbox. It invariably lists the most improved team as somebody moving up from 118th place to 83rd because it's based on number of positions. It oughtta be percentage of position because, in my book, a team that's moved up from 12th to 8th has done better. I do loves me some trivial annoyances.

Link to post
Share on other sites

It also irks me when a player is injured and can't continue, but you still get the box up the top of the screen with the "keep on" button available. Like it's mocking you.

This is a big gripe for me. You try to click "keep on" then nope, he's injured sorry, computer says no.

Link to post
Share on other sites

It also irks me when a player is injured and can't continue, but you still get the box up the top of the screen with the "keep on" button available. Like it's mocking you.

or when a player is fit to continue match finishes and the physio report says payer A is out for 6-8 weeks with a fractured ankle. Oh right so he played 60 minutes with a fractured foot what a man

Link to post
Share on other sites

Regarding to 3D match engine, GK just saved a shot, the ball bounces toward the opposite player but he's still some way apart from the ball, the keeper could EASILY run to it and grab it but nooooooooo, he saw his defender racing with the opposite player for the ball so the keeper just wait. The opposite player got (even though the keeper could've had it seconds before!) and shoot and score while the keeper... still... standing... yaaaaaaaaaaaay.... not...

Link to post
Share on other sites

When I play 1-1 at home against Dag&Red from L2 (I am Bath in BSP), while 1-0 ahead and the opposition are only 10 men for the last half hour, and they score to 1-1 2 minutes before time on a corner kick. Then having the pundit afterwards say the "The Bath City supporters should be the happier with the result" ... I would think they would be devastated after being so close to advancing to round 3 of the FA Cup. I am imagining that the Dag&Red supporters would be elated with the result, all things considered.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Playing roulette into FM.

The roulette spins each time a work permit in not granted, only a cosmic star revolution may reveal the fate... I hate it.

The roulette spins also when a player is called for international duties, you do not know if, when and how long. Then it takes 3-4 days travelling back ( by bicycle or on his knees like a pilgrim father ? ) and usually he misses an important match.

Well, in the reality these roulette games pertain to casino only.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...