phnompenhandy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Win a trophy to keep her happy Trophy wife, huh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt ex SEGA Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 If you could give me a copy of your DXDiag I'll see if I can get Customer Services to help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thierry Henrhys Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Why have you got your computer in the kitchen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 If you could give me a copy of your DXDiag I'll see if I can get Customer Services to help. You want him to post her IUD? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Make sure that you verify the cache that she's going to get from the divorce. That's awful, made me snigger though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArranoBeltza Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It's all Steam's fault. This made my day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbuullddoogg Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It may not be very morally (or legally in some places) acceptable but I would recommend just promoting one of the under 18’s to take the place of your wife. Tutor them yourself and retrain them in every position possible. Concentrate on improving first touch, positioning, heading, dribbling, workrate, technique, agility, stamina and of course finishing. Possibly even long shots and aggression if those are something you’re interested in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
0gris Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Your teamtalks must suck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase19 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It may not be very morally (or legally in some places) acceptable but I would recommend just promoting one of the under 18’s to take the place of your wife. Tutor them yourself and retrain them in every position possible. Concentrate on improving first touch, positioning, heading, dribbling, workrate, technique, agility, stamina and of course finishing. Possibly even long shots and aggression if those are something you’re interested in. don't forget determination and.... off the ball skills. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaniv123 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 your match perpration isnt very good i think.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostintravise Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 pure class, this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 don't forget determination and.... off the ball skills. And if all that isn't enough, just use FMRTE and edit the 'Dirtiness' attribute to 20. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Football Manager. Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 And if all that isn't enough, just use FMRTE and edit the 'Dirtiness' attribute to 20. this gave me the biggest laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawlore Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 You were probably using the wrong tone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 And if all that isn't enough, just use FMRTE and edit the 'Dirtiness' attribute to 20. This is probably the one time you want 20 for Adaptability, too. Bit of Sportsmanship is useful as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegr8anand Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Check your philosophy and change strategy to contain or counter as applicable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IWWROCKS Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Give up now. Within 2 weeks you'll be crash dumped and lose everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Styles Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Whenever games get that frustrating I just start a new one on the side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooks Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I wouldn't antagonise her, her Work Rate is 20. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLJ27 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Best thread ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendsill Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Thanks for making my long long morning alot more enjoyable with this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FestyF Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 She has failed to settle in properly. Consider bringing her mate to help her settle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
van_gaal Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 it's your tactics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Keitt Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Best ones, imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperManager Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Clearly you need to talk to the press about your relationship... Also, change her squad status from in rotation to key member. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushers82 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Can she recommend a previous team-mate you should try to get in to improve things? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushers82 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 PS - best thread since funny screenshots Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperManager Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Also, did you get the achievement for fining someone because of that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich10 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Your teamtalks must suck. lacking the subtlety of the 'finishing is 20', but still...bravo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 you need to give your self individual training to improve your tackle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
daylight Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 OP can you post a screenshot so I can give you better advice? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 If her eccentricity and aggresion are high, make sure your own tendancy to punch is low. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luton Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I have the same issue, her determination is high but her fininshing is rubbish! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
daylight Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's all Steam's fault. If this was a Steam fault then everyone's wife would be playing up,my wife is just fine...OP you are doing it wrong! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverboot81 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 So what's your asking prize for her? Have you thought to loan her out for one season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 So what's your asking prize for her?Have you thought to loan her out for one season? Should be the other way around. You need to bring someone in on loan with more experience, so she can focus on her teamwork. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluedude Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 What are the chances of a great comeback, and coming from behind? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
0gris Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 What are the chances of a great comeback, and coming from behind? All he needs to do is tell her to show some passion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield Sunday Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's a well know problem with the GUI (girl-user-interface) If you take a look at the forthcoming changelist you'll see it's patched in 12.0.5. Here:- ----------12.0.5---------- Fixed a problem where wife moans at FM user. Solution found with flowers and chocolate attributes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmsteve Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Does a green "Unh" appear next to her name whenever she writes it down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield Sunday Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Work on your 'fitness' training. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Coleman Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 If it's gone sour in your current league, maybe you could try adding in something from another nation for a different playing experience? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield Sunday Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Nothing quite like a relegation battle! It seems like it might be a while before you get your hands on her 'cups'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negatrev Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Tell her you 'can't believe she's being so un-professional' if she doesn't back down, reduce her training to nothing, chuck her in with the kids (so she gets no game time) and make her see out her contract. Once she finally leaves she'll have such rubbish stats, no-one will 'sign' her... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSS Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 It may not be very morally (or legally in some places) acceptable but I would recommend just promoting one of the under 18’s to take the place of your wife. Tutor them yourself and retrain them in every position possible. Concentrate on improving first touch, positioning, heading, dribbling, workrate, technique, agility, stamina and of course finishing. Possibly even long shots and aggression if those are something you’re interested in. Oh man, now I will never be able to look at my players' attributes the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidFury Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Oh man, now I will never be able to look at my players' attributes the same. Don't forget flair, determination and influence, if you're into that kind of stuff... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Styles Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Don't forget flair, determination and influence, if you're into that kind of stuff... Or creativity if you want to be really adventurous. Perhaps she will even tell you to do the double! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jintro Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's back to amateur contracts for you. And I thought that this year had loyalty bonuses instead of signing on fees.... Just don't resort to pay-as-you-play contracts, that's just sad... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joga Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 And if you don't mind checking her hidden attributes, look for adaptbility, consistency, injury proneness, loyalty, professionalism, temperament, verdatility and of course dirtiness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattSpurs94 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Brilliant thread this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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