DavidMiller Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Just as abit of a laugh, those little things in football manager that you have to do (No Debates, or Questions asked). I'll Kick Start things. Thou Shalt always appeal Work Permit denials. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazza Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt always concede a goal, in an important match, in the dying minutes, no matter what your tactics! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackemforever Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt always lose your key player to injury for the final month of the season when you're in a tight relegation battle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyxx20 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 thou shalt always buy a player sooner or later Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSohail Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt always buy a player from a rival and score with him against them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackemforever Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt always buy a player from a rival and score with him against them And a similar one. If thou hast sold a player to a rival they will always score the winning goal against you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayboywonder Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 thou shall never choose your girlfriend over your career Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazza Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt always cook the wife/girlfriend a meal and give her a couple of glasses of wine, put in her fav dvd before embarking on an epic session! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalky1989 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt have an opposition player score his first goal of the season against you at crucial times with a screamer....in the latter half of the season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePoshTom Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt have an opposition player not have scored for 800+ minutes score against you after 3 minutes. Thou shalt play an opposition team who have failed to win in 8+ games beat you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenco Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt play just one more match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackripper Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 thou shall never expect a goal when "Must be a goal surely...wide" pops up in commentry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMiller Posted July 16, 2011 Author Share Posted July 16, 2011 When asked 'who do you think will win the league?' thou shall always state thy own team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidBurn Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt always score more goals when shooting in the left hand goal on TV view. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley21 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Thou shalt always score more goals when shooting in the left hand goal on TV view. I hear you! Thou shalt always score more goals down the left wing than the right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt not tell thy players that thou is "Pleased" at half-time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt rip up thy own team notes when opponents scores just before half time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookin for the 3pts Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt get a player injured if you use all three subs before 80mins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twellman24 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt never ever again buy the game through Steam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigy Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt always fluff a crucial penalty in the closing minutes of a final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
412gt Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt never give the board an ultimatum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave80 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt never worry/get angry/break my only working speaker....... when you concede and theres a tiiiiiiny pause between the ball hitting the back of the net and "GOAAAAL!!!" because it's always disallowed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattyboy89 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt always fine Mario Balotelli 2 weeks wages for a red card, just to anger him! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJJOEYT Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shall never buy Leo Messi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
swirlypop69 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shall have a fishy in a little dishy when the boat comes in... Oh wait... Thou shall issue a "hands off warning" knowing full well thy chairman will accept the first bid of a bigger club... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
milnerpoint Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 thou shall always conceed when changing to a very defensive tactic to see out a 1-0 win against a bigger team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulse203ATX Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shall release youth players not good enough for the first team when they ask for a new contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardMagpies Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shall never save, lose the game, and reload. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz32 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shall never save, lose the game, and reload. The holiest of commandments! Thou shalt not go on holiday just because you're on a run of defeats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AidanofLFC Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt lose a game at some point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Thou shalt not tell thy players that thou is "Pleased" at half-time. Thou shalt not, not tell thy players that thou is "Pleased" at half-time, if incorporated into a winning formula. Thou shalt lose gracefully. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackter Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Though shalt always attempt to put off opposition penalty takers by jabbing them with the mouse cursor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcoobc Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Though shalt always save the game after a match and not before, for fear that god sees you as cheating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leishy1995 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shalt always conduct interviews in a Gordan Strachan style. Gordan do you think you are the right man to take the job No. If you are going to ask me stupid questions i'll give you stupid answers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenChap Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shall never own Emily Hesky and Titus Bramble at the same time in one team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyxx20 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shall have a fishy in a little dishy when the boat comes in... thou shalt now have this stuck in my head for the rest of my life!! :< Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-SL Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Though shalt send home players with colds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC_Jordi Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shalt always moan about refereeing decisions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blidly Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shalt always end youth players careers one day in if thou not good enough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampler Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shalt always lose the playoff final Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Though shalt always attempt to put off opposition penalty takers by jabbing them with the mouse cursor.Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shalt always scout Brazil Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camb0dia Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shall never turn up to a press conference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPompey Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shalt never send the ass man to a press conference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AidanofLFC Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Thou shalt always annoy players with a confrontational personality for thou's enjoyment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMdan44 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou shalt always transfer list Gary Teale, or persuade Gary Teale to take a mutual termination. Or thou shalt release Gary Teale on a free. Thou shalt offer Gary Teale to clubs from abroad and to clubs from your own country, to rivals and to randoms. Thou shalt not play Gary Teale, even in the lowliest and most meaningless of freindlies, even if thou hast to play a 40-year-old goalkeeper on the wing. Thou shalt not give Gary Teale the time of day. Thou shalt not let Gary Teale tread the same pitch as the rest of the team. Thou shalt refuse the temptation to give him a chance and see if he's better in the game than in real life. Thou shalt abstain from Gary Teale. Amen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampler Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 What is wrong with this guy?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_goat Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou shalt play into the early hours instead of saving and quitting the game, or your unbeaten run will come to an abrupt end and you will always wonder "what if i just kept playing". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eh_why Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou Shalt constantly check your 'board requests' to see if you are able to request more wages/transfer funds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weed Toker Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou shalt always scout 16 year olds at the end of june..... Thou shalt not buy the same player on 2 different saves.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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