rancer890 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou shalt not quit game whist on long winning streak... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugster Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou shalt always transfer list Gary Teale, or persuade Gary Teale to take a mutual termination. Or thou shalt release Gary Teale on a free. Thou shalt offer Gary Teale to clubs from abroad and to clubs from your own country, to rivals and to randoms. Thou shalt not play Gary Teale, even in the lowliest and most meaningless of freindlies, even if thou hast to play a 40-year-old goalkeeper on the wing. Thou shalt not give Gary Teale the time of day. Thou shalt not let Gary Teale tread the same pitch as the rest of the team. Thou shalt refuse the temptation to give him a chance and see if he's better in the game than in real life. Thou shalt abstain from Gary Teale. Amen. Hilarious, best so far, but keep em coming guys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC_Jordi Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou shalt always concede a last minute 30 yard screamer to a player with > 10 long shots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBobJoylove Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Thou shalt always demand 50% sell-on clauses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Perfect-Fm'er! Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt always go on holiday for internationals breaks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt sigh heavily when about to attend a Press Conference. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
onecockygeezer Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 "Thou Shalt always Kill" scroobius pip, tune boys! thou shalt always have the opposition player score his debut goal against me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzing_hornet Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shall never own Emily Hesky and Titus Bramble at the same time in one team. I have sinned It wasn't as bad as you'd think. Thou shalt not tell thy players that thou is "Pleased" at half-time. Amen to that!! Fairly sure i've said that and then seen all 11 players running out for the 2nd half in their slippers. This one is for slightly older versions... Thou shalt always apply for the intertoto cup, even if you're rock bottom and 12 points from safety. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
telesien Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt always witness "his first goal of the season" line in important matches no matter how late in the season it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt not tell thy players that thou is "Pleased" at half-time. Amen to that!! Fairly sure i've said that and then seen all 11 players running out for the 2nd half in their slippers. This is a myth. When leading at half-time, saying this to some players with high ratings gives positive results when used as part of a formula that includes 'Don't expect performance to drop' and 'You have faith' for the rest of the team - depending on their ratings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnage94 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt always Ask Assistant for team talk advice, only to change it if you feel his advice is worthless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Swarbrick Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt always 'Clear Selection' and pick the 11 + subs again, even if you know you're going to pick the exact same team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tissier's Nose Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt always select "No Comment" when asked who I think will win the league. Furthermore, thou shalt always choose the 2nd most positive answer in a press conference because the negatives damage morale and the most positive causes complacency. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMdan44 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt mock the reporters at a press conference using thine "additional comments" whenever they ask a stupid question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faure Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt never try being sarcastic on press conferences when asked stupid questions or responding to manager comments. Thou shalt never sub a player on 'swap with ...' settings and change his position with someone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt never pause and leave the match screen when the opposition have the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impulse203ATX Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Thou shalt set asking price to 200M or more when teams bid for your unsellable players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DandyDon Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Thou shalt regularly concede goals straight from the restart after you open the scoring. Thou shalt always leave injuries to the physio, unless the holy sepcialist of Antioch is available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugster Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Thou shalt always concede late on after switching to defensive tactics and making defensive subs but before the changes happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjericho Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Thou shalt never enter the tactics screen during a highlight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaldfraNorden Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Thy star player shalt get seroius viral infection which taketh him 7 months off the field. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieronbrown73 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 thou shalt accept that in order to sign a player of above average quality his agent must be paid the national debt of Greece & Ireland! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Thou shalt always talk (or yell) at the screen in the vain hope those dots can actually hear you. Thou shalt break a piece of computer hardware in frustration at the game. (come on, we have all done it... lost mice, keyboards...) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Thou shalt advise rinso to attend an anger management course! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Thou shalt advise rinso to attend an anger management course! thou shalt throw spare mouse at pigfacemonkeyman (and yes, I do have a spare) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 thou shalt throw spare mouse at pigfacemonkeyman(and yes, I do have a spare) Cheers xxx:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Good job you said thanks, or the keyboard was gonna follow! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Good job you said thanks, or the keyboard was gonna follow! Actually I could do with with a spare keyboard, so make it a Yamaha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Actually I could do with with a spare keyboard, so make it a Yamaha. Thou shalt always say please! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Thou shalt always say please! Thank you, please. Goodnight. xxx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazza Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Thou shalt always suffer the indignity at a derby game when playing at home that when you score the oppo will equalise within 3 minutes!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andym78 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Thou shalt replay the match as many times as it takes to get the desired result, when the game crashes after beating Barcelona 4-0 in a CL semi final second leg to win 4-3 on aggregate. ITS NOT CHEATING! THE GAME STARTED IT!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aderow Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Thou shalt threaten the lives of as many family members of your players as you see fit in order to get the result. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMdan44 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Thou shalt allow thy mate's FM team a discount on your players even though it's the AI in control and not thy mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojby Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Though shalt always attempt to put off opposition penalty takers by jabbing them with the mouse cursor. And I thought I was the only one!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojby Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Thou shall loan players to your favourite team(s) if they ask you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojby Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Thou shall do your own commentary on the match you are playing (whether out aloud or in your head) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojby Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 thou shall always hate agents Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoonerFin Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thou shall feel rage building inside, when the goalkeeper decides to hoof the ball somewhere far far away and not play the short pass to the defender right nearby as he was instructed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aderow Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 thou shall always hate agents Thou shalt play FM10 so you don't have to deal with agents Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST3V3NBOND Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thou shalt always perform your own commmentary in all matches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewalli Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Though shalt always punch the computer monitor when you draw 0-0, despite 81% possession and 22 shots on target! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montague Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thou shalt always tightly mark any and all strikers and attackers. Furthermore, thou shalt watch thy AI opponent closely for 85th minute substitutions and formation changes so that thou canst ensure that any and all strikers and attackers remain tightly marked to avoid conceding the stoppage time goal and tearing thy hair out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranquelme Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thou shalt concede two goals in the last two minutes to draw a very important game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motherlover Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thou shalt never demand a bumper wage packet for thyself, lest it inconvenience the club. Thou shalt treat tattletales with contempt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazaru5 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Thou shalt always concede a goal, in an important match, in the dying minutes, no matter what your tactics! Thou shalt have an opposition player score his first goal of the season against you at crucial times with a screamer....in the latter half of the season Thou shalt have an opposition player not have scored for 800+ minutes score against you after 3 minutes.Thou shalt play an opposition team who have failed to win in 8+ games beat you. Thou shalt not tell thy players that thou is "Pleased" at half-time. thou shall always conceed when changing to a very defensive tactic to see out a 1-0 win against a bigger team. Thou shalt always lose the playoff final Thou shalt play into the early hours instead of saving and quitting the game, or your unbeaten run will come to an abrupt end and you will always wonder "what if i just kept playing". Thou shalt always concede a last minute 30 yard screamer to a player with > 10 long shots. "Thou Shalt always Kill" scroobius pip, tune boys!thou shalt always have the opposition player score his debut goal against me! Thou shalt always witness "his first goal of the season" line in important matches no matter how late in the season it is. Thou shalt always select "No Comment" when asked who I think will win the league.Furthermore, thou shalt always choose the 2nd most positive answer in a press conference because the negatives damage morale and the most positive causes complacency. Thou shalt always concede late on after switching to defensive tactics and making defensive subs but before the changes happen. Thou shalt always suffer the indignity at a derby game when playing at home that when you score the oppo will equalise within 3 minutes!!! Thou shall feel rage building inside, when the goalkeeper decides to hoof the ball somewhere far far away and not play the short pass to the defender right nearby as he was instructed. Though shalt always punch the computer monitor when you draw 0-0, despite 81% possession and 22 shots on target! Thou shalt concede two goals in the last two minutes to draw a very important game. Thou shalt learn how to play the game properly to avoid all of the above Thou shalt always say "it's your tactics!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigfacemonkeyman Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Thou shalt never demand a bumper wage packet for thyself, lest it inconvenience the club. Thou shalt take as much as thou can get, lest it impinge on thy reputation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackter Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Thou shalt always say "it's your tactics!" That's an original Ackter Commandment. Trendsetter, me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidBurn Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Thou shalt always lose a cup final if thou are drawn as the "away" team. When thou takes the lead in an important match thou shalt always see the equalising goal followed by "scores his 1st goal of the season" or "scores his 1st ever goal for......" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herter Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 thou shalt always hit the monitor and scream like thy are being stabbed when thy lose a game with chances 30-1 in your favor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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