Johnnyhugs Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 when your not surprised by anything that happened anymore.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitano Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I know whe ive played it too much because...I start with a really random team like me i started with Dag & Red... And know im following them all the time and its great CLassic this one i started following Rushden and Diamonds and now i'm a supporter and when i was visiting england went to see a game. When you celebrate with a champagne shower following a playoff final victory to win promotion. Beer is more likely, but happened I also know when ive played FM too much when I start clapping my players when they do nice moves and go like " YOU ARE THE BEST MAN YOU ARE THE BEST ! i love youuu ! " too much love for a player from a manager... might get called ... something by the fans *serious look* Every dam day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamweesel Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I've footiefox in my browser And when Colchester scored,I said,hey that must make their participation in the CCC next year confirmed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valonz Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 When I see a good looking chick and tell to my friend that she has -9 or -10 PA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
My old login got lost Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 When you buy a Barcelona shirt with the name of your all-conquering regen on the back.Not me, it was my mate... honest! I can vouch for this. It was me! Pics and screenshots when I get it for Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_92 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 u know u have had to much when the addiction rating is always right!!! LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sematic Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You are watching TV and a player comes on from bench and has black skin when you have been thinking he is white all along. Example from old FM Freddy Adu. Example recently Mario Balotelli. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwityke Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 this Thats one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milldem Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You are watching TV and a player comes on from bench and has black skin when you have been thinking he is white all along. Example from old FM Freddy Adu. Example recently Mario Balotelli. I always imagined that Robert Earnshaw was a reasonably tall but lightning quick white Welshman. How shocked was I when Ipswich played Cardiff in 01/02. (I should have noticed the 100+ Zambia Caps he had on my 00/01 career though). I'm worried, when watching games at Portman Road, that I can recite players careers for my FM game on 08. I gave Krystian Pearce a one man standing ovation recently... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateralus Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You recognize a 32 year old Port Vale midfielder when mentioned on skysports. Or when you take a leak and you're doing a commentary out loud for a close game you just won. The latter has unfortunately happened on too many occasions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Perfect-Fm'er! Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 When you still on the computer playing football at 5 O'Clock in the morning. Also when someone like Yeovil in real life sign a player called Omidubu Odgyterilo (random)...and you just kind of tut saying "He's got pace put his finishing his awful" and people are thinking "how the hell do you know about him?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minkaro Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You wake the rest of the people in the house up yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" when Owen scores again you in the 89th minute. I didn't realise I'd said it out loud Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
+pHatRon Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 When your watching games of football on the TV and saying to your mates "he's a class player" and they look at you as if to say "who the hell is he" then you swiftly remember you're in the year 2015 on fm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHARLIERODD Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You've played FM too much when... you dream about players in your sleep you think about FM tactics and good players in the shower This just sounds like some strange sexual fantasies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MFCJack Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You dont have a shower because you dont want to look for a towel thats not in the bathroom Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rancer890 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 This just sounds like some strange sexual fantasies! No worries, those are just examples. I don't play too much Football Manager. Never experienced any one of them! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
solstar Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You know you've played too much when you start talking to your loved ones as if they were your team and expect them to "score, you wallies, score..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChewyFun Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 You are watching TV and a player comes on from bench and has black skin when you have been thinking he is white all along. Example from old FM Freddy Adu. Example recently Mario Balotelli. Yeah, same thing with Anthony Vanden Borre. And Alex Witsel... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackcats Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 When despite hearing a players name said by commentators you still think its pronounced differently based on what you read it was from fm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyhugs Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 time to bump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
golfpunk Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 When you keep calling your girlfriend Keirrison instead of her actual name. Done it twice now..... :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenal_2111 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 When you keep calling your girlfriend Keirrison instead of her actual name. Done it twice now..... :o You're lucky Keirrison sounds a bit girly, it's best that she thinks your cheating than... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashOverride Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 You bump a 3 month old thread thats been rehashed at least twice since! You tell your mates you are more sucessful than shanky and paisley put to gether and they laugh at you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyhugs Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 You bump a 3 month old thread thats been rehashed at least twice since!You tell your mates you are more sucessful than shanky and paisley put to gether and they laugh at you ssssh don't ruin the thread, i just haven't been on here for a while and I bumped it because its funny hearing stories Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondo Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 you lie awake at night planning your transfers for the next window even thought the current one has a week to go Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacman Jones Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 When you would give up everything (literally everything) to play that one final game. And then as you turn off the machine, settle down to sleep, you plan your pre season and lie awake for so long, by the time your off to sleep its time to get up damn FM, too addictive! I think this could be a fantastic way of getting people off drugs. Talk to Frank...... no not that Frank. FM Frank!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbfowler9 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you're on the phone with your fiancee deciding important stuff about your wedding, but you just keep mumbling "huh-huhs" and "yups", while you are staring at your squad screen and actually thinking "DAMN this woman won't hang up, I have Libertadores Cup semi-finals tomorrow against Boca and I'm desperately anxious to click continue and go to the game but I freakin' CAN'T concentrate with this loudmouth talking endlessly! Why won't the damn woman just shut up and hang up, GOD please take me now!!!" Cheers Fowler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Müller1469564937 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 You've probably played too much when you've lost interest in almost everything you once had an interest in. I rarely leave my apartment these days. Playing FM let's me forget my tragic and lonely existence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris C Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you realise you can't reload the real life preliminary final and it's another 12 months to the next finals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham_aka_stam Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you are playing real football on a real pitch and you find yourself listing your mates "attributes" when they do something outstanding Technique 20! Composure 3! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxonaitor Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When despite hearing a players name said by commentators you still think its pronounced differently based on what you read it was from fm Same It's Dirk Kuyt not Dirk Kuoyt You Nicompoop learn to read Andy Gray!:D:p Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kashmirshazad Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you are playing real football on a real pitch and you find yourself listing your mates "attributes" when they do something outstandingTechnique 20! Composure 3! Lol this ones class I know ive played too much when i lose all sense of time, and reality. haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro007 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you watch United vs Inter and tell your mrs that Balotelli is playing for the wrong team and then proceed to explain why he is so good for United in a 4-1-3-2 formation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsgouro Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 ...she wants some but you want MORE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugby1991 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 when u make up songs about ur star striker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Same It's Dirk Kuyt not Dirk Kuoyt You Nicompoop learn to read Andy Gray!:D:p I don't think any commentator or pundit on TV has yet pronounced "Kuyt" correctly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schotsmannetje Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I don't think any commentator or pundit on TV has yet pronounced "Kuyt" correctly. The fact of the matter is that the Dutch sound "uy" or "ui" (same thing in Dutch) simply doesn't exist in the English tongue. It's true that. I am Dutch myself and have had several native English speakers as English teachers and none of them could pronounce "uy" or "ui". Gives a good impression of how to pronounce Kuyt. (notice that Kuyt and Zuid is the same sound) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptl93 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 when you get out of bed and the first thing you do is switch on your pc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_lampard Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When your team in real life wins an important game and you immediately think "I need to save this so I don't lose my progress!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaber Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you dislike a player in real life simply because he wouldn't sign for you on Football Manager. hahaha! best answer! i bacame an enemy of inter and all inter players irl, because they will never sell a player to me and the players never ever want to join my club no matter the reputation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 You are getting an ultrasound done on you by a hot nurse who is constantly rubbing gel on you, and you still wonder whether you can gain 6 points on Sporting with 4 games left. I couldn't help it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnyboy Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 when you your time on the game reaches weeks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBF652 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When watching a match on TV, you look for the opponents player instructions after a substitution Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebodyfresh Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 when you sign a teenager who turns into a great player, does anyone else have to trawl through the internet to find a photo, so that they can 'imagine' them better when you imagine your team? Am I a massive loser? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smallen Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 you think you can never play on football manager too much:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkermush Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 The obvious one is when you can't remember what transfers are real and what ones happened in the game. I keep forgetting Chris Eagles is at Burnley and not Birmingham. lol When you start doing commentary when watching your match. I find i do that ha ha like some was is watching or listening to the match on the radio ha ha sad i no! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevicus Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you have forgotten your name, D.O.B, birthplace, eye colour, and the last time you went for a bathroom break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
almir_metallica_4ever Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When you think you can do a better job at your favorite team than the current manager Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Boy_Rv Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 When you think you can do a better job at your favorite team than the current manager When your an Ipswich fan it's not only FM that makes you think this... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 When you open all your windows to replicate a cold Tuesday night when playing away at Stoke! Similarly, closing all windows and turning on your heating to max for the pre-season tour in Florida. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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