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Millonarios = Millonaires, they signed some of the best players in the world in the 1940s, like Di Stefano

I thought the name came from the fact that they are based in Mentellin ...and they are trading some expensive staff down there... looks like i was wrong.

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some from bulgaria

fc Almus beer

fc Selyak = fc Peasant

fc Zapadno eho = fc Western echo

fc Svrakite = fc the Ravens

fc Skrita sila = fc Hidden power

fc Chelsea, lol

fc Skalite = fc the Rocks

fc Relax

fc Beliya balet = fc the White ballet

fc Urojay = fc Harvest

fc Park-hotel Dryanovo, lol

there was a club named fc Parva Atomna = fc First Nuke, but it collapsed, oops

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It is.

I think the Spanish clubs names are funny, simply because some of them are so long:

Espanyol is actually:

Racing Club Depordiu Espanyol De Barcelona S.A.D

That would be nine names, is there really any need?

I have no idea what "S.A.D" stands for, I can't find it online and even "The Textperts" were stumped. If anyone can tell me I'd worship you, as it's been bugging me for a long time.

Then you'd love "Associação Desportiva Cultural e de Recreio da Juventude de Pedras Salgadas" (portuguese club). Standing for "Association of Sport, Culture and Recreation of the Youth of Pedras Salgadas". :)

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I thought the name came from the fact that they are based in Mentellin ...and they are trading some expensive staff down there... looks like i was wrong.

I know it was a joke, but Millonarios are from Bogotá, not from Medellín.

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I mind a screenshot of a Trinidad team called Joe Public

yep, its in the "funny screenshots thread" theres some good ones in Trinidad, the best one, possibly being "House of Dread" also, from Hong Kong, "Fukien" always makes me grin...especially when their physio comeson the pitch... "on comes the Fukien physio..." :D

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whilst we are on the subject of teams; could someone tell me why we have UCD (University College Dublin) and DCU (Dublin City University), wouldn't the teams be better off if they merged and secondly, which team is better?

And a funny name i always remember is the former home of Young Boys which is the Wankdorf Stadium http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium :D

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whilst we are on the subject of teams; could someone tell me why we have UCD (University College Dublin) and DCU (Dublin City University), wouldn't the teams be better off if they merged and secondly, which team is better?

Ha. American universities have something similar. Can someone tell me why do universities in America have 'State' in them? Seriously, Canadian universities don't have 'province' in them. Is it really necessary to have a University of Michigan and a Michigan State University...

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Brazil has some clubs with funny names like Clube dos XXX.

And i also always have a laugh when the game is processing and showing the results of portuguese cup matches.

I suppose you know though that Clube dos XXX is named like this because in the past it only accepted players who were over-30 years old.

It's not like if it was a porn team. :D

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Ha. American universities have something similar. Can someone tell me why do universities in America have 'State' in them? Seriously, Canadian universities don't have 'province' in them. Is it really necessary to have a University of Michigan and a Michigan State University...

The more universities the better surely. Apparently the first one was founded before Michigan became a state while the 2nd one was founded after it became a state.

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This is the funniest ever imho

"CockFosters" (England)

Played them in a pre season friendly. Couldn't stop laughing. Spanked them about 8, 9 nil. Just looking for a team called monkey..............

It is a very small place in North London.

I used to live there mate!

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This is the funniest ever imho

"CockFosters" (England)

Played them in a pre season friendly. Couldn't stop laughing. Spanked them about 8, 9 nil. Just looking for a team called monkey..............

It is a very small place in North London.

I used to live there mate!

I love the fact, you used to live in **** Fosters :D..thats a story in itself.

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Defence Force (Trinidad)

Sugar Boys (British Virgin Isles)

Sexdrega (Sweden)

Thai Police (Thailand)

Cockhill (Ireland)

Cockburn City (Australia)

Wankie (Zimbabwe)

They're all in the database, whether any of them are playable or not I don't know.

My favourite of them being Cockburn City, I'm sure its a lovely place, but I won't be visiting anytime soon!

It is a lovely place but unfortunately is full of cocks

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There is a town in Ireland called 'Muff' However, I don't know if they have a football team. If they do, imagine the tabloid headlines if they got relegated.... 'Going down - Muff' And other diving references :D

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For the record, I'm Belgian.

Here is a short list of some funny, weird names.

Achilles

Be Quick

BVV/Caterpillar

De BeursBengels

Dijkse Boys (and many more "... boys")

Groote Lindt

Groene Ster

Hoek

Hoogzand

Huizen

Jonge Kracht

Margriet

Quick

Hoofddorp

Urk

Voorwaarts V

Spaubeek

I'll give you some of those (anything with Quick or Boys sounds silly). But. Achilles? How is that any diffrent than say.. Ajax? As in, legendary Greek warriors...

Also. Half of those are just city names >_<

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I mind a screenshot of a Trinidad team called Joe Public

haha yeh Kenwyne Jones used to play for them.

oh and also, that FC The Strongest, on 08 i always signed some 38 year old winger if i was a lower prem/championship or below club. lasted up to 3 seasons, he was an assist machine! haha.

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There is Young Boys FC i think in Switzerland or Sweden cant remember but i think Micheal Jackson is a major sponsor lol

he's dead show the man some respect god damn it soo rude and arrogant totally not funny we love u micheal! (l) :`(

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