deltablue Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 At a key moment in a key game... 'And X must score...' Oh, and foreign players names being spelt wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnage94 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 He goes past 1.... And a second, go on son, go on son. He's running like he just nicked something, GO ON SOOONN!!!.. OH AND HE MISSES Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio MVP Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I just hope commentary and sounds get a major revamp/overhaul for FM 12. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrawney Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Mine would have to be: "He's done him like a kipper!" "XXXXX jinks past XXXXX" doesn't do it justice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjglvz Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 You can customize your own commentary by editing the events.cfg file in a text editor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenal_2111 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 You can customize your own commentary by editing the events.cfg file in a text editor. Although, this should be done with extreme caution and only done if you know what you're doing. If you aren't sure what to do, or would prefer it done for you, there are packs available on the internet with new commentary lines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 "XXXXX are fighting like beavers!!"Yet another Chris Kamara Classic! That's excellent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Tek a bow son, Tek a bow. What a hit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quacky Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 "... time and time again ..." Give a real good MOTD drinking game feel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR Choke Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 "Missed by a lick of paint""High wide and not at all handsome" Legendary pro evo lines there This!!! and also 'this player can open a can of beans with his left foot' Mark Lawrenceson Pes 2009 or 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oyster365 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I think FM need to add more commentary lines variation to spice up the game. After L'pool vs Man United game, personally i would like to see comments like:"XYX goes down after a takle from XXY. XYX stands up and complains to the referee and starts tearing! The ref calls him to back off and now he's rolling on the ground crying. Looks like AAA team just got a new born baby!" "Oh, the fans is now singing happy birthday for their manager." What do you guys think? How about: Ala Harry Redknapp: My wife Sandra could have scored that! Foot like a traction engine, and the goalies got sticky pudding all over him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivier Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Personally i'd like to see match commentary when i change my tactics or formation. When u make a sub then comm appears but i've noticed that when making tactical changes like standard to defensive/attacking the comm doesn't show up. Sry for my english but i'm belgian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledutch Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 more lines about the manager; pre-match boasts spot on/look foolish. substitution tactical genius/big mistake. pressure beginning to mount ''crowd booing'' chanting for manager to go ''don't know what you're doing'' or chanting YOUR name, not just a player's name and throw in some established football classics: lollipops/take a bow son/keeper's got a rick in him etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenzar Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Close, but no cigar" "Everywhere but Manchester will be partying tonight" - when Manure win something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackripper Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Gervinho goes into the box cuts back and dives dramatically to the floor" Barton is furious and heads towards Gervinho" Whats this? Barton has grabbed Gervinho by the scruff of the neck and dragged him to his feet" All hell has broken loose and handbags are flying everywhere. Gervinho gives Barton a brush to the face" Disgusting as Barton falls to the floor likes he been shot while Taylor runs to ref insisting Gervinho used the elbow" Unbelieeeevabbbleeee Scenes" Post match conference Key tweeter-Joey Barton after calling Gervinho a cheat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 What a hit! and £20m pounds worth of goalkeeper cant do a thing about it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio MVP Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 What a hit! and £20m pounds worth of goalkeeper cant do a thing about it! We payed £18m for De Gea! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I was thinking more along the lines of Buffon back in the day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabio MVP Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Nevertheless it reminded me of De Gea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Hall Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Riiseeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah......... RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan A Wadge Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 United has done it again, in the last minute of extra time they break their noisy neighbors hearts... now that is why they are the champions! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan A Wadge Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 *injury time i meant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
akura Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 *injury time i meant fergie time u meant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike82 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 "I've just been attacked by a wasp. I had all my notes and know I've lost them due to that f**king wasp! I'm off to find them... Robbie Savage... take over !" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyxx20 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 "cheap as chips" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuchiki Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 "Here come the o-lays!! from the crowd" --- Arsenal/Barca passing football "And the tricks are coming out now!" --- With the game almost won players with high flair "The crowd have begun the Mexican wave" --- Usually happens at World cup "The atmospere in this ground is hostile" --- San Siro/Istanbul "A chorus of boo's and jeers echo around the ground at half/full time" --- England "The fans have started singing You'll Never Walk Alone" --- Liverpool Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 "Stay on your feet" To quote Ray Wilkins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BungleFish Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Same old arsenal (or any club), always cheating! please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dman260497 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 alex ferguson decides to blow for full time! wonder if wenger saw that? barca players are chasing the ref around the pitch and no one is booked! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cafcrocky Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 That goalie has football pie all over his shirt! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine! Tw@t!! That was liquid football! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccer Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Here's a few from me: 'He's went past the defender, as if the defender wasn't there' 'No 'keeper in the world would have saved that!' 'And a brawl has started...my what is going on here?' 'He shoots...and it's a goal! No! That's his boot that went in! And the ball's in row Z!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siLKEAPE Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 We have an old man i Norway called Ivar Hoff, and he has given us many laughs throughout the years. After a goalkeeper fumbling with the ball in the area, almost leading to a goal: "Oh my god he must have been practising with a soap in the bathtub!" Vålerenga veteran Pascal Simpson reveals he is getting on a bit after not managing to run and recieve a through ball: "Oh, have they given Pascal Simpson a too small shorts or has he just gotten fat?" More: "The best you can ever present to a good friend, is a good pass." "That was a truly amazing shot, too bad it went straight on the goalkeeper." "When someone pokes you in the back, you don't dive forwards. You turn around to see who it is." On the subject of former players becoming managers after their careers have ended: "Even if you are a tender lover, it's not given you would be a goog gynecologist." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackter Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Considering the commentary line "Arce has a crack!" is in there, I'm perfectly happy with the commentary options currently available Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dSquib Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 None. Would become tiresome and repetitive very, very quickly, like the stuff you might hear on a console footie game with pre-recorded commentary from someone horrible like Ian Darke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackter Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Think you've missed the point of the thread there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaIatasaray_35 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 " What a great player. One day Galatasaray will grab him up " " Barcelona is a great club, but can never be compared to Galatasaray ' " That was a lovely attacking move from Real Madrid but no goal, if it was Galatasaray than they would definitely score " " What a glorious day in Milano. The fans, staff and players are extremely honored to play with Galatasaray in Milano " " And the final whistle is blown. Bayern won the German League, for the first time after Galatasaray decided to withdraw from the German League due to being too easy " These are the ones that came to my mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Fernando Torres scores!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMN (YCFC) Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine! Tw@t!! That was liquid football! Beat me to it, but I'd like to add: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!...That, was a goal." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrD Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 OOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh youuu Beauuuuttttyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! I don't care what people say Andy Gray will always be a beast at commentary!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashcymru Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Rooney runs, through one, through another, and...oh no, dispossessed whilst looking at a fit granny in the crowd" "Even John Jenson would have scored that" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenalthebest Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 if you had had another goal on top of this one it will wouldn't of gone in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2008 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 How about when the oppositions score their inevitable last minute equaliser with their only shot on goal alongside GOAL FOR RANGERS! Flashing on the screen- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA as the game taunts you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUTactician247 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Should have gone to specsavers" "Is it a bird, is it a plane? No it's a dive by *player name*" "The crowd are speechless..." "That goal has silenced the home/away crowd" "Is this the golden generation?" (After a good run of matches at the highest level.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roady99 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "Well i thought id seen it all over the years" "how big does the goal need to be" "Ground open up and swallow him, Shovel and spade and Dig" All taken from my fav miss of this season IRL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrD Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 "He's tugging at his shirt so mush it's like he wants to swap teams! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiatmh Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 is GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! goal, goal goal goal goal goal goal goal goal on the game (for south american teams) because if not, then it should be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red265 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 'Hey, Tevez is playing?' for 2012:D 'One step forward, two steps back for Torres' 'THAT IS A SERIOUS INJURY TO THE BALL.' while adding in a new injury.(guesses anyone?) 'Now that's why he's the best in the world' when a reigning world player of the year scores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popider Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Some Alan Partridge lines would do it! "Tw*t! That was liquid football" "Sh*t!! Did you see that?" "The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding in this case is football" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "oh dear, how long before Barcelona fabregas this kid..."? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindon69 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 There's a hamster on the pitch!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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