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HULK detsroyed me in the champions league

Actually I played porto and the commentary said " and the Hulk has been hurt ! " or similar... I actually laughed, cos I imagined some green monster to start tearing up the pitch and just getting even more angry !!! :D

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Came here to post Nile Ranger.

Had a Craig Craig in a previous version, which I thought was ridiculous as nobody would name their kid that. Then I saw the Neville brother's father interviewed on TV...

Or Middlesbroughs reserve full-back John Johnson perhaps?

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I have a back up defender called Amedick. I also have a Romanian regen called Tiberiu Dolha, not funny, but for some strange reason when I read his name in my head I read it asd Doll-HAAA :confused:

hahahaha...amedick.finally i've found someone who called himself a d**k.

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Wanye Rooney's dads name is Wayne Rooney

"Fans at Manchester United even have a chant about him and his sons, which goes (to the tune of David Bowie's "Rebel, Rebel"):Neville Neville, Their future's immense

Neville Neville, They play in defence

Neville Neville, Like Jacko they're bad

Neville Neville, Is the name of their dad."

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There's also a brazilian player named Creedence Clearwater.

Creedence Clearwater was on trial for my favourite club, Stabæk, a couple of years back but wasn't offered a contract. His father was a huge Creedence Clearwater Revival fan, so that's the origin of his name :D

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