geordie1981 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 on fm07 there was a guy called pitbull, not particularly funny but good enough to grab my attention. So I opened up his profile and there was a picture of him growling at the camera. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisvegas Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 GK COACH CALLED Droppssy, french i think Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty_u Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Isn't there a player in Belgium called Mark De Man? He's a defender too. Quality! Spurs used to have a defender called Defendi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2goody Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Isn't there a player in Belgium called Mark De Man? He's a defender too. Quality! That's one of my personal favourites too. Andreas Ivanschitz - good player but... Vladimir Bestchastnyk - was a good one when I was 12 and couldn't pronounce it. Razvan Rat A guy called Bus who plays in Holland Don't know why but I found Sissing pretty funny. Think he plays in Holland too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
daley thompson Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 shoes moshoeu moved to northampton on my game. which was quite apt. y'know, shoes, cobblers. mm. i also had a coach by the name of dick lord on 08. i guess he was a regen. i hope he was a regen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herter Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Thankgod Amaefule (Thank god I'm a fool) always comes to my mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herter Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Also Ofer Shitrit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfc5sb Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Gaylord Luboya defender in french league Ralf Minge german scout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian_03 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Thankgod Amaefule (Thank god I'm a fool) always comes to my mind He has a brother too. Can't remember his name though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMLF Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 There always used to be a great central defender named "Angellico F.ucks" (Minus the .) It's Argélico, he is a manager nowadays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikaobi Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I had a South Korean wing back called Kim Suk-Joo in 08. Opted to not signing him beacuse he was useless at heading.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHER HATES GRAVEL Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 on one version, iirc unpatched FM2007, the promising Israeli playmaker at Barcelona - Gai Asulin, was inexplicably called Gay Assulin. Beavis and Butthead the Spanish researchers that year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Werderdona Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 on one version, iirc unpatched FM2007, the promising Israeli playmaker at Barcelona - Gai Asulin, was inexplicably called Gay Assulin. Beavis and Butthead the Spanish researchers that year? Yeah that was great cos you could find him by searching for "gay ass" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexta200 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Huddersfield have a 16 year old called Adrian Chippendale .... he won't get abused at school. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLoneGun Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I saw an Obama on one of the African teams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 What is funniest player name this year?Hobbit Bermudez is the funniest I've seen so far, but I'm sure it can be beaten. IIRC there's a 'Hobbit' - in a South African team; his teammate is a 'Kermit' - true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold_kidd Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I remember reading a post in the SI forums a few years back about a kid who got scolded by her mum and his CM (at the time) seized because she thought the game was a bad influence. The kid was playing as QPR and had the player profile of Danny Shittu when his mum saw... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ S Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Huddersfield have a 16 year old called Adrian Chippendale .... he won't get abused at school. Probably not if hes a pro footballer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
karhowc Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 C.Macintosh as one of regen in arsenal youth. Guess he don't have any relationship with Steve Job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOriginalJez Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I had a South Korean wing back called Kim Suk-Joo in 08. Opted to not signing him beacuse he was useless at heading.. Cue tumbleweed... I seem to remember a Luciano Crapper from some time back... don't remember anything about him so he probably lived up to his name... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexta200 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Probably not if hes a pro footballer haha not sure i would drop out of school just yet being at huddersfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOriginalJez Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 If his name is accurate and he's any good he probably has Max Clifford on speed dial... that's a point surely MC should be in FM? that way when you get dropped in it for selling a star player you can convince the world that it was in fact entirely his choice to leave and it was all forced by you and you're just a poor victim in all of it lol Although that would take attribute masking to a whole new level, where you see them as miles better than they really are until you buy them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhroX Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Theres an English referee called Deadman, which I always find mildly amusing... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazza22 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Stephen Wessles? I AM LOOKING FOR YOUR NU-CLEAR WESSLES? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbanda Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 i found a regen player in fm07 called willie gamble Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 The funniest I ever had was a regen called Brian Bryan. Oh wait, I remember now, another regen called Terry Bull - and he was! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pr1celess Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Waldo Ponce has made me giggle a few times... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebzilla Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Li Ka Ho - Grey player for Urawa Reds who played against me in World Club Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
follow the blind Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Melvin Van Wonderin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirgeordie Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 There's a rather good German CM called Lars Bender... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bow wow Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 There was a Brazilian chap who was just called Ian, Thats a quality name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markcox7 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Arsenal have a u-18 called Thomas Cruise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamweesel Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Precious Koko. Neji mate a screenie please Koko is my nickname apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neji Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Neji matea screenie please Koko is my nickname apparently Skin is Rinnakkain, before anyone asks! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayahr Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Theres a player 4 switzerland they pronounce it "DirtyCock"Cant think how u spell it tho summet like Derdiock Sorry, wrong unfortunately. It's pronounced about like the English would pronounce Dare-dee-jock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayahr Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I had a South Korean wing back called Kim Suk-Joo in 08. Opted to not signing him beacuse he was useless at heading.. roflmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNY1000000 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I had Dong Ke as a regen on 06. nice one mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalBB Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I found a good one playing for De Graafschap, but I can't remember his name at the moment... Fung a Wing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerdMuller Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWsPrQ3ni8Egood goal he scores here But no one Fuchs like him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZKbhSEtpFA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atredes71 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 There's a Bong lighting up the French leagues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
20daisy20 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Tales? Anybody know him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 There's a Bong lighting up the French leagues. Bong? Doesn't ring a bell... *groan* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianQuinn Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I dont have a screen shot but i saw a player that played for St.Pauli called Gaye Bender Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
saulty2805 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Juancar>spanish DM iirc .. was on 08, can't find him on 09 (i havent loaded spain) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanks Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 boy waterman gk at ado den haag or a couple of players with surname ASSMAN! lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrari312 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Fabian Fecker - German DC plays for Reutlingen Tyrone Crapper - 17 year old Barnsley centre mid Jeffrey Rentmeister - Beveren central defender Ivan Buonocunto (Is that Italian for good...erm...c***?) - Udinese Argel F*cks is in the game as a manager btw! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danfraser Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 The best I've seen was a regen called Lee Leigh, who played for Leigh. A bit like Wolfgang Wolf being manager of Wolfsburg a few years back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeoVieira Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pelicanstuff Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 There always used to be a great central defender named "Angellico F.ucks" (Minus the .) Ah, he was the source of one of the all-time great sport headlines, "Argel Fuc.ks off to Benfica"...Nice to see he's still about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin23 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 the sporting lisbon keeper - QUIM - always make me chuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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