Danchinaski Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 My goalkeeper has Collects loose ball with Hollywood dive as a PPM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touristas3 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 This thread is genius My goalkeepers have - Hugs his goal line All my midfielders have - Tries Killer Balls to full backs only and my forwards have Shoots from impossible angles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandersson Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 curiously my goalkeeper and my striker share the same PPM: avoid using strong foot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I've definitely had a few strikers with - Misplaces Shots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenzar Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 My defence seem to have Ignore Deep Crosses Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansongs Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Delays pass until target offside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrlee.1986 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Just come across a new one.. Defender - Ball Playing Defender. - plays ball to the bloke in different coloured shirt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Got a couple of new ones: Midfielders Chips 5 yard passes Plays passes against teammate's heels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
01Kaa18 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 From a couple of my lads: - Avoids stronger foot - Dictates injuries to opposition - Enjoys cup-game suspensions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I have had a couple of forwards with: Hoofs ball forward when furthest upfield And my goalies seem to like: Dives after ball has passed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1111 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 All players: Pass to full backs at every available opportunity even if there are several better options Strikers: Run, stand or uselessly hang around offside at every available opportunity All players: Play long balls to clearly offside strikers at every available opportunity Wide centre backs in back 3: Sit on top of the central centre back when defending Wing backs with a back 3: Defend where the wide centre backs should be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soninho Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Lol.. Enjoys cup-game suspensions.. Don't know why but made me chuckle..! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussex Hammer Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Inside Forwards : shoot from impossible angle into side netting. Short corner receiver : Receive ball, dally a bit then back heel out of play. Full Backs : aim throw in directly at centre back marked by opposition striker. Free kick takers : Blast ball straight at man eating hot dog in Row Z. Lone Striker : Hold up ball and give to lumbering opposition centre back. Team Instruction : Start second season playing like Keystone Cops to the sound of Benny Hill music in the background. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Here's me thinking PPMs were brief statements on behaviours. Well done for missing the fun element of this thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussex Hammer Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Here's me thinking PPMs were brief statements on behaviours.Well done for missing the fun element of this thread. Sorry they were a bit long, edited !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 That's cool, apologies for suggesting you missed the point as well I guess you didn't & just got carried away. Maybe your PPM can be uses 30 words when 5 will do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowieinspace Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Oh my god this is absolute gold. My wingers all seem to have: Plays square ball for tap in rarely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh82 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Wingers: "Hits All Crosses into Covering Defender" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrw072 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Free Kick Taker: Always aims for crossbar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sussex Hammer Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 That's cool, apologies for suggesting you missed the point as well I guess you didn't & just got carried away.Maybe your PPM can be uses 30 words when 5 will do. No need to apologise I just scrolled down without reading most and as you say got carried away!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugeine Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Here's one for movement training: 'Please teach XXX to stop dragging that fridge behind him while he's running.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kandersson Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 This seems pretty popular for Goalkeepers: Takes a nap after saving a free kick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
edtheguy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 We could have a whole sub thread about complimentary PPM's too, for example - I seem to find a lot of players with both "Likes to watch opponents dribble" and "Falls Down Often" Which work really well together. Especially when used in succession. But yeah, this thread is gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnleegriffin Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Kicks ball out for a corner when under no pressure what so ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijs Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Strikers: Waits for defenders when free in box Boots ball into shins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Looks for opponent rather than attempting to score Plays short simple passes rarely Tries long range rugby conversions Likes to shoot in general direction of other flank Arrives too late in penalty area and most annoyingly of all: Allows opposition lone striker to move into channels The match engine sadly lacks the detail to properly convey some of the most popular real life PPMs like Hugs opponent tightly and Dives out of tackles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phero Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Strikers: Perpetually aims for Goalkeeper's torso Defenders: Random bouts of Narcolepsy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raniel3 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 ... Runs rarely without the ball Plays with back to ball Tries to play into trouble ... Loving those !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Keeper: Stands inert after parrying a shot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kekec Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 GK - Waits for an opposition striker to latch onto a through ball. You know, that kind of ball he could've picked up if only he made two steps forward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnleegriffin Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 must always shoot directly at the keeper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
venom417 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 this must be the most common ppm "likes to shoot from byline and hits the side net while he has 3 unmarked teammates in the penalty area" another one; "agrees with you that certain player doesn't deserve first team football" after selling that certain player "wants to be transfer listed because the team is weaker now" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I've just noticed one of my guys has *Likes to round loose ball* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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