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I know it's lower league, so the goals come much more freely, but I signed this guy (at the age of only 19) on loan and this was his first game for the club:

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He went on to win Player of the Season in the Conf South that season, with 46 goals in 31 games, and scored an additional 19 goals in 10 cup matches. In the quarter-final of the Setanta Shield, he didn't play and I was knocked out :( In that season, in 50 appearances he scored a mind-boggling 10 hattricks, if you include double-hattricks as two...in fact, he got another double hattrick later in the season, too. I draw your attention, if you hadn't noticed it already, to the fact that his first five goals on his debut were scored in the space of ten minutes...he was incredible, I virtually couldn't stop laughing that season, as I saw only six defeats in 52 games, and Hitchin accumulated 176 goals in all competitions (163 under my reign, I took over after 9 competitive games).

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Genius. I genuinely laughed out loud at that one!

FFS ! I had a coffee in my mouth and guess what! I had to clean my laptop!!!!!!!

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Check out the top two media headlines, about the player I want - the headlines read amusingly!

I've also seen a manager issuing a "hands of Kock warning" LOL

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Check out the top two media headlines, about the player I want - the headlines read amusingly!

I've also seen a manager issuing a "hands of Kock warning" LOL

Nice work scrambling your name...

...but we can read it at the bottom of the screenshot. :D

(Now fixed -- see next post)

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Nice work scrambling your name...

...but we can read it at the bottom of the screenshot. :D

:o thank you, fixed, although a PM may have been more discreet ;)

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:o thank you, fixed, although a PM may have been more discreet ;)

Less funny though. :)

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Blimey, how old must Levy be now?!

Maybe he was cryogenically frozen and then thawed out when it came time to hand over the reins. Just a thought.

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7 goals in 10 minutes :/

If I recall rightly (it was about 9 months ago) by the third goal I was laughing out loud. I don't think I stopped until half-time.

I was really disappointed that we didn't reach double figures.

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Lewis Hamilton has a fair bit of pace too!!

Aggression is too low and Teamworking is too high :D

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Lewis Hamilton has a fair bit of pace too!!

Too bad he can't do corners or pass... :)

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hey,where did you get that pack for the badges and logos?

theres a few around on sites like sortitoutsi.net or the-gaffa.com, or try having a look in either the editors forum, or the graphics forum on here

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Andreasen-sational!

Not a "funny" screenie, just something I bumped into. I like that they've added these kinds of headlines :)

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Andreasen-sational!

Not a "funny" screenie, just something I bumped into. I like that they've added these kinds of headlines :)

i had one of these aswell

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No screenshot, but I've just noticed a Nigerian regen on my game called Constance Tuesday! Thought that was pretty funny.

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Check out the top two media headlines, about the player I want - the headlines read amusingly!

I've also seen a manager issuing a "hands of Kock warning" LOL

A few seasons back, Celtic were linked with signing this guy. Almost instantly the texts started flying round Glasgow about our potential new centre half pairing, given that Bobo played there for us already...

Hence, "Balde Fanni" as our defensive pairing was the punchline to many a joke...

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A few seasons back, Celtic were linked with signing this guy. Almost instantly the texts started flying round Glasgow about our potential new centre half pairing, given that Bobo played there for us already...

Hence, "Balde Fanni" as our defensive pairing was the punchline to many a joke...

It could have been worse.

Last season we were linked with him after we signed our German left-back. Therefore our back-line could have consisted of 'Hinkel Naylor Balde Fanni'.

Might have to say it fast (or be Scottish) to get that.

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OK, so I lost the game, but this made up for it..

And Wiggins has 4 for finishing and 4 for long shots

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AI vs AI. Swindon are still down in the lower leagues.

Pre season friendly results are worthless.

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Check out the top two media headlines, about the player I want - the headlines read amusingly!

I've also seen a manager issuing a "hands of Kock warning" LOL

"Fanni indicated it's nice to recieve some praise from managers'

What exactly have you been doing with him ! :D

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Bloody hell its been a busy season. 84 games and its only Ocotber.

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OK, so I lost the game, but this made up for it..

And Wiggins has 4 for finishing and 4 for long shots

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and bloody hell, thats one hell of a fixture list!

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3 penalty misses in one match!

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Reminds me of this game in a Copa America match I think it was where this Argentinian player missed three penalties.

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roseboy64 i certainly know who i wouldnt have taking my penalties in the next game

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In yellow : "One can estimate that once the federation of Ivory Coast will have evacuated (?) the usuals candidatures of managers having made their weapons on Football Manager, it will be able to study the nomination of somebody having an experience which exceed the framework of a screen".

Don't sure the translation is correct, but I think you understand the thing... I couldn't play the game for about 10 minutes, ROTF !!!

(PS : The team "La Courneuve" is a created team (The real one is in the 11th french division... :o) Yes, 11th !)).

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In yellow : "One can estimate that once the federation of Ivory Coast will have evacuated (?) the usuals candidatures of managers having made their weapons on Football Manager, it will be able to study the nomination of somebody having an experience which exceed the framework of a screen".

Don't sure the translation is correct, but I think you understand the thing... I couldn't play the game for about 10 minutes, ROTF !!!

(PS : The team "La Courneuve" is a created team (The real one is in the 11th french division... :o) Yes, 11th !)).

The translation is that once the Ivory Coast FA have sorted out all of the usual candidates quoting Football Manager 2008 on their CVs, they can get a real manager in. (roughly)

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Without being accused of being rasist. I noticed this, which kinda sound like this guy is anti english.

Name: German

Nationality: Argentinia

Based: Scotland

Please dont take this as a rasist thing. I know im Scottish and a RAngers fan and manager in this save but i only signed him because i needed a ST/LM

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One of my players needs to see a shrink, he gets upset at me for signing a player i've never even heard of, let alone bought!

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