DavidMiller Posted January 19, 2015 Author Share Posted January 19, 2015 Bringing this back. Thou shalt always instruct thy team when losing in the last 5 minutes to go route one, overload. - All or Nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc1 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Thou shalt never listen to your Ass man, even though he has very good stats etc he talks a load or sheite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurf Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Thou shall buy or loan a player if a player in a key position should be sold, if not you'll suffer a barrage of injuries in that slot that hampers your campaign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt always lose the next match after being named manager of the month............ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandy Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shall always look at the linesman immediately after scoring a goal, to prevent oneself from being excited before an offside is ruled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonavich Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt search the 6 months remaining on contract list on January 1st Thou shalt ask thy ass man to quick pick the squad... Then make the changes you wanted anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgik Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt always sign Balanta, Romero and Odergaard when managing a good team. Thou shalt always go route one and overload when losing a game. Thou shalt always release fringe players who demand first team football. Thou shalt always sack staff with poor stats when ariving at a new club, looking to get at least 4 stars on every training category. Thou shalt always demand the board invest in new training, youth facilities, increase junior coaching budget and looking for a feeder team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaced33 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt conduct imaginary interviews once thou has quit the game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andychar Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt always put a timer on when playing online (because we all know that ONE guy who takes forever!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1985 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt always blame a poor run of form on the fact that you saved when you were on a good run and that offended the FM Gods, hence the bad run Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan1991 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt never exit Football Manager, as closing Football Manager ruins your form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt never exit Football Manager, as closing Football Manager ruins your form. Thou shalt not lie. Thou have been told multiple times on multiple threads that this is a complete myth. Thou shalt cease at once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt always appoint Rene Meulensteen as a coach when managing a top club. Thou shalt send a player back home after he complains of homesickness, having spent the last eight years with your club. (Reference to Tomas Rosicky at Arsenal.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobble2002 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 :p Thou shalt always get carried away in desperation and buy a player who is not good enough for your team , just because you cannot get the ones you wanted for that position , then realise quite quickly that he is even worse than you hoped and stick him back on the transfer list or try to get him to accept mutual termination , thereupon having him whinging and crying at you in a conversation :o Thou shalt quickly get fed up of the same conversations in press conferences and job interviews and wonder why they are actually there in the game , but still do them because it seems like the right thing to do Thous shalt never blame your own tactics for losing games . Thou shalt always blame the game itself , stating it is bugged Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siobri Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt always buy Hatem Ben Arfa and bask in his insanity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgik Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thou shalt always cancel their bid if it is accepted on the first try and make a smaller one, just to end up making a bigger bid for him than the first one, because the club won't accept it anymore. Thou shalt feel very depressed and a lump in their throat to the point of stopping to play the save when their best player and world-beater is Junior Malanda and heards what happened in real life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drhay53 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 thou shalt always vote for the worst coach for coach of the year, when thou is a hopeful candidate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelveen Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 thou shall always talk to the player and never promise to make promises, and walk out of the door. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield Sunday Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Thou shalt always hold a team meeting and talk passionately, even if the players disagree with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc1 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Thou shalt sell a player at your club who in real life you don't like but in game is a cracking player, bite off your nose to spite your face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield Sunday Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Thou shalt always adjust the sliders on the budget screen to get more wages or transfer fee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andychar Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Thou shalt search for players who you had in past careers just to see how the FM gods have treated his stats now he is a bit older and plumper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
louissiscool Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Thou shalt always suggest develop own youth players as a philosophy this way the board always agree to improve facilities. Thou shalt always play possession based football. Thou shalt never sign expensive star players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgik Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Thou shalt cease playing when Tony Hibbert scores against you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarlAbbott Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Thou shalt always lose your 12 game unbeaten streak to a championship side due to a 90th minute goal from 25 yards out. thou shalt always have their save ruined by their laptop battery dying and youve got to play the 10 games you played before the defeat of the battery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipping pig Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Thine player shall always shoot from an impossible angle, rather than cutting thine ball back to an unmarked teammate in the box. And low was the side netting hit, and the goalkeeper saw it was good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YKW Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Thou shalt go fourth, but thou shalt not multiply. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmf1488 Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 thou shalt always make 3 subs at 60mins of every game, unless injuries force you before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFuller Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Thou shalt always remember the 1% of occasions when you lose a player to injury after making all three substitutions, and thou shalt vent your anger on the forums after such occurrences. Thou shalt never remember the 99% of occasions when you don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCSSkin Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Thou shalt conduct imaginary interviews once thou has quit the game Everytime I'm in the shower. Thou shalt listen to the AssMans advice for team talks, but completely ignore him anyway. Thou shalt tell Assman to block any agent offers thou should recieve instantly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWVG Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Thou shalt always have a solid backup-keeper on the bench, always, always, always... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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