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With no club from Cornwall having ever been near the Football League, local tycoon Simon Gloyne purchased the assets of Truro City, relaunching the club as the 'Duchy of Cornwall FC'.

Gloyne, despite his billionaire status, is a proud Cornishman and has stated that he will 'stop at nothing' to get his beloved 'Duchy' into the Premier League. With the recent demise of Salisbury, he has managed to negotiate his way to the 22nd place in the 2014-15 Conference South.

Appointing Cornish ex-England international Nigel Martyn as manager, Gloyne tasks him to find the first twenty-five players that will represent Cornwall.

That's where you come in. ;)

I'm looking for 25 people to signup as players. I will be setting your PAs at 0, and CAs at -4, so some of you may go on to bigger things, whilst others will find themselves working on the pasty van outside the stadium. ;)

I'd like the following information from you:

Name:

Date of birth:

Place of birth:

Nationalities: (Please be sensible. I don't want a squad full of Namibians!)

Height:

Weight:

Position points: Allocate up to 40. At least one position must be 20 (natural)

Favoured Clubs:

Disliked Clubs:

Liked people (and why):

Disliked people:

3 technical attributes at 20:

3 physical attributes at 20:

3 mental attributes at 20:

Up to 2 preferred moves

Signups
Lower Leagues Rule - Aleksander Radakovic (ST)
Louissiscall - Louiss Francis (DM/MC)
Quacky - Uakazuwaka Ngatjizeko (DM/MC)
Jack Rudd - Andrew Jackson (GK/ST)
podunkboy - William Wallace (ML/AML)
Spurs + Eastbourne 4 eva - Steven Kemp (DL/R)

I'm being generous here. Rather than demand a specific number from a set number of positions, I'm hoping people will be sensible. ;)

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Name: Aleksander Radakovic

Date of birth: 12/11/1995

Place of birth: Bajina Basta, Serbia

Nationalities: Serbian

Height: 186

Weight: 95

Position points: ST 20, AMR 14, AML, 6

Favoured Clubs: AD Fafe (Portugal), Red Star

Disliked Clubs: Porto, Benfica, Chelsea

Liked people (and why): None

Disliked people: Jose Mourinho

3 technical attributes at 20: Passing, Finishing, Technique

3 physical attributes at 20: Strength, Pace, Acceleration

3 mental attributes at 20: Determination, Off the Ball, Decisions

Up to 2 preferred moves

Places Shots

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Name:Louiss Francis

Date of birth: Dover

Place of birth:08/12/92

Nationalities: English and 2nd nationality dutch

Height:159 cm

Weight:78 kg

Position points: DM/CM 20 in each one

Favoured Clubs: Arsenal/Roma/Lyon/PSV

Disliked Clubs:/spurs/chelsea/man city/lazio/real madrid/

Liked people (and why):Patrick Vieira (idol) Manu petit (idol)

Disliked people:Paolo di canio/jose mourinho/ashley cole

3 technical attributes at 20:passing/tackling/marking

3 physical attributes at 20:Natural fitness/strength/Stamina

3 mental attributes at 20:Team work/positioning/leadership

Up to 2 preferred moves

Hard tackling, argues with ref

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Name: Uakazuwaka Ngatjizeko

Date of birth: 21/3/1990 (Namibian independence day)

Place of birth: Otjiwarongo, Namibia

Nationalities: Namibian

Height: 1.95 m

Weight: 85 kg

Position points: CM (20) DM (15) AM (5)

Favoured Clubs: Mighty Gunners FC (Otjiwarongo, Namibia)

Disliked Clubs: Man U

Liked people (and why): Gábor Király (Who doesn't love the grey tracksuit king)

Disliked people: Wayne Rooney

3 technical attributes at 20: Passing, First Touch, Marking

3 physical attributes at 20: Strength, Pace, Natural Fitness

3 mental attributes at 20: Work Rate, Determination, Vision

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Name: Andrew Jackson

Date of birth: 15/7/1998

Place of birth: Arima (Trn)

Nationalities: Trinidad&Tobagan, English

Height: 200 cm

Weight: 87 kg

Position points: GK (20), ST (15)

Favoured Clubs: Newcastle United, Leicester City, Yeovil Town, Grasshopper Zurich

Disliked Clubs: MK Dons

Liked people (and why): Alan Shearer (Newcastle United top scorer)

Disliked people:

3 technical attributes at 20: Eccentricity, Free Kicks, Penalty Taking

3 physical attributes at 20: Stamina, Natural Fitness, Acceleration

3 mental attributes at 20: Work Rate, Determination, Teamwork

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Name: William Wallace

Date of birth: August 23, 1997

Place of birth: Paisley, Scotland

Nationalities: Scottish

Height: 198 cm

Weight: 85 kg

Position points: AML: 20 ML: 20

Favoured Clubs: Stirling Albion, Hearts

Disliked Clubs: Celtic

Liked people (and why): Craig Levein (DoF at Hearts), Liam Gordon (Hearts)

Disliked people: Neil Lennon, Gus MacPherson

3 technical attributes at 20: Crossing, Passing, Marking

3 physical attributes at 20: Stamina, Pace, Agility

3 mental attributes at 20:Work Rate, Determination, Leadership

Up to 2 preferred moves: Marks Opponent Tightly, Shoots with Power

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(BTW, with 9 attributes with a 20 rating, that's 180 attribute points on a player who's probably not going to achieve at PA of that level, or certainly won't leave any spare points for other attributes).

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Name: Steven Kemp

Date of birth: 10/12/1997

Place of birth: Eastbourne

Nationalities: English and Belgian

Height: 185cm

Weight: 80kg

Position points: RB (20) LB (20)

Favoured Clubs: Tottenham, Eastbourne Borough, Brighton

Disliked Clubs: Arsenal, West Ham

Liked people (and why): Stephen Carr (Idol), Kyle Walker (Idol), Gareth Bale (Idol)

Disliked people: Arsene Wenger, Roy Keane

3 technical attributes at 20: Tackling, Marking, Crossing

3 physical attributes at 20: Acceleration, Strength, Stamina

3 mental attributes at 20: Work Rate, Positioning, Determination

Up to 2 preferred moves:

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Cool, I'll join!

Name: Swiss Dawkins

Date of birth: 30/04/1997

Place of birth: Camelford

Nationalities: English

Height: 186

Weight: 95

Position points: STR 20, AMR 20

Favoured Clubs: Everton

Disliked Clubs: Liverpool

Liked people (and why): Nigel Martyn (because Everton, not because I'm a suck up!) ;)

Disliked people: Rafa Benitez

3 technical attributes at 20: Finishing, First Touch, Technique

3 physical attributes at 20: Natural Fitness, Agility, Acceleration

3 mental attributes at 20: Anticipation, Flair, Off the Ball

Up to 2 preferred moves

Attempts Overhead kicks

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Name: Piotr Balicki

Date of birth: 22/12/1997

Place of birth: Dzierzoniow, Poland

Nationalities: Polish

Height: 170

Weight: 65

Position points: AMC (20), CM (15)

Favoured Clubs: Real Madrid

Disliked Clubs: FC Barcelona

Liked people (and why): Robert Lewandowski (idol)

Disliked people:

3 technical attributes at 20: Passing, Technique, First Touch

3 physical attributes at 20: Pace, Agility, Natural Fitness

3 mental attributes at 20: Decisions, Off The Ball, Work Rate

Up to 2 preferred moves

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Name: Brettney Joven

Date of birth: 5/6/98

Place of birth: Gibraltar

Nationalities: Gibraltarian

Height: 5'11

Weight: 90kg

Position points: CB (20), DMC (13), CM (7)

Favoured Clubs: Man Utd and Manchester 62

Disliked Clubs: Liverpool

Liked people (and why): Mark Hughes (Excellent player, decent Manager), Cristiano Ronaldo (Best player ever!)

Disliked people: Rafa Benitez (Because Ex Liverpool...), Brandon Rogers (Current Liverpool, too many excuses...) and Luis Suarez (Waaaay too hungry).

3 technical attributes at 20: Marking, Tackling, Versatility.

3 physical attributes at 20: Stamina, Strength, Balance.

3 mental attributes at 20: Important Matches, Work Rate, Dirtiness.

Up to 2 preferred moves: Argues with Officials and Dives into tackles.

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Name: Stuart Shaw

Date of birth: 16/12/96

Place of birth: Aberdeen

Nationalities: Scotland

Height: 6'1

Weight: 83kg

Position points: RB (20), LB (20)

Favoured Clubs: Aberdeen, Newcastle

Disliked Clubs: Celtic, Rangers, Sunderland

Liked people (and why): Alan Shearer, Russell Anderson (favourite players), Chris Hughton, Derek McInnes, (favourite managers)

Disliked people: Kyle Lafferty, Lee Cattermole

3 technical attributes at 20: Marking, Tackling, Crossing

3 physical attributes at 20:Acceleration, Stamina, Natural Fitness

3 mental attributes at 20:Concentration, Positioning, Teamwork

Up to 2 preferred moves: Marks opponent tightly, plays short simple passes

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Name: Christophe Fila

Date of birth: 15/10/1993

Place of birth: Mechelen, Belgium

Nationalities: Belgium / USA

Height: 1m77

Weight: 85kg

Position points: Striker (20), Attacking Midfielder Right (10), Attacking Midfielder Center (10)

Favoured Clubs: KV Mechelen

Disliked Clubs: Lierse SK

Liked people (and why): Michel Preud'homme (favourite manager), Vincent Kompany (favourite player)

Disliked people:

3 technical attributes at 20: Finishing, Heading, Technique

3 physical attributes at 20: Stamina, Strength, Acceleration

3 mental attributes at 20: Positioning, Determination, Off The Ball

Argues with Official

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Name: Arron Balmont

Date of birth:02/08/1993

Place of birth: Luxembourg

Nationalities: (Please be sensible. I don't want a squad full of Namibians!) Luxembourg

Height: 190

Weight: 89

Position points: Allocate up to 40. At least one position must be 20 (natural) CB 20 DM10 RB10

Favoured Clubs: Newcastle

Disliked Clubs: Barcelona

Liked people (and why): Alan Pardew (he is a tactical genius)

Disliked people: Lionel Messi

3 technical attributes at 20: heading passing tackling

3 physical attributes at 20: strength jumping speed

3 mental attributes at 20: Determination creativity Concentration

Up to 2 preferred moves Marks opponent tightly ,dictates tempo

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Name: Rogier Bierhoven

Date of birth: 05/03/1996

Place of birth: Loppersum, Netherlands

Nationalities: South African and Dutch

Height: 184 cm

Weight: 78 kg

Position points: DL (20), ML(15), AML (5)

Favoured Clubs: Swansea, FC Groningen, Ajax Cape Town

Disliked Clubs: Heerenveen

Liked people (and why): Ron Jans (idol)

Disliked people: none

3 technical attributes at 20: Tackling, Dribbling, Marking

3 physical attributes at 20: Acceleration, Pace, Stamina

3 mental attributes at 20: Work Rate, Positioning, Determination

Up to 2 preferred moves

Runs with ball down left and gets crowd going

edit: If possible, left footed would be nice

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Name: Juan Pipre

Date Of Birth: 28/12/1995

Place Of Birth: Urupan, Mexico

Nationalities: Mexican and English

Height: 160cm

Weight:60kg

Position Points: DR (20), MR (10), DL (10)

Favoured Clubs: Morelia, Liverpool, Watford

Disliked Clubs: Manchester United, America

Liked People (and why): Marco Antonio Figueroa (Morelia Top Scorer), Chicharito (Great Mexican Player), Roberto Martinez (Great Manager)

Disliked People: Jose Mouriniho

3 Technical attributes at 20: Tackling, Passing, Corners

3 Physical attributes at 20: Pace, Acceleration, Natural Fitness

3 Mental attributes at 20: Determination, Creativity, Bravery

Up to 2 Preferred Moves: Argues with Ref, Power Shot

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Name: Pearce Stuart

Date of birth: 13/02/1997

Place of birth: Wealdstone, England

Nationalities: English, Scottish

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 12st 3

Position points: Left Back (20), Left Midfield (15), Centre Back (5)

Favoured Clubs: Wealdstone, Nottingham Forest

Disliked Clubs: Derby County

Liked people (and why):Stuart Pearce (idol)

Disliked people: Steve McClaren

3 technical attributes at 20: Tackling, Technique, Free Kick Taking

3 physical attributes at 20: Pace, Stamina, Strength

3 mental attributes at 20: Aggression, Bravery, Work Rate

Up to 2 preferred moves - Dives into tackles, Winds opposition up.

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Name: Kenny Yamamoto

Date of birth: 17/09/1997

Place of birth: Tokyo, Japan

Nationalities: Japanese, English

Height: 181cm

Weight: 71kg

Position points: AMC (20), MC (12), ST (8)

Favoured Clubs: Arsenal, PSG, Spartak Moscow

Disliked Clubs: Chelsea, Marseille, CSKA Moscow

Liked people (and why): Dennis Bergkamp (idol),

Disliked people: Marcelo Bielsa

3 technical attributes at 20: Passing, First Touch, Technique

3 physical attributes at 20: Stamina, Balance, Pace

3 mental attributes at 20: Vision, Composure, Decisions

Up to 2 preferred moves - Tries long-range passes, tries killer balls often

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Name: Mark Griffiths

Date of birth: 31/05/1995

Place of birth: Southampton

Nationalities: English/Andorran (2nd nat)

Height: 5'9

Weight: 65kg

Position points: MC (20) DMC (20)

Favoured Clubs: Southampton, LASK, FC Luzern

Disliked Clubs: p*rtsmouth, Man U

Liked people (and why):

Disliked people: Jose Mourinho,

3 technical attributes at 20: Tackling, passing, first touch

3 physical attributes at 20: strength, Stamina, pace

3 mental attributes at 20:off the ball, decisions, team work

Up to 2 preferred moves

hard tackling

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Name: Eoin McGregor

Date of birth: 30/04/1994

Place of birth: bath

Nationalities: English/gibraltan

Height: 5'11

Weight: 80kg

Position points: CB/CDM 20 each

Favoured Clubs: Stoke, Ajax, Rapid Wien

Disliked Clubs: port vale, PSV

Liked people (and why):

Disliked people:

3 technical attributes at 20: Tackling, heading, passing

3 physical attributes at 20: strength, Stamina, acceleration

3 mental attributes at 20: composure, concentration, leadership

Up to 2 preferred moves

dives into tackles

ditactes tempo

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I love this because my family descends from Cornwall and my surname is Cornish! I'll use a different name for this though...

Name: Jago-James (set as 'Common Name')

Date of birth: 01/11/1998

Place of birth: Launceston, England

Nationalities: Gibraltarian/Jamaican/English/Wales

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 68Kg

Position points: Striker - 20, AMR - 20

Favoured Clubs: Southampton

Disliked Clubs: Portsmouth, Tottenham Hotspur

Liked people (and why): Matt Le Tissier (idol), Marian Pahars (idol)

Disliked people: Harry Redknapp, Neil Warnock

3 technical attributes at 20: Finishing, first touch, technique

3 physical attributes at 20: Pace, strength, stamina

3 mental attributes at 20: Composure, off the ball, work rate

Up to 2 preferred moves: Likes to place shots, plays short simple passes

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Name: Jaime Silva da Gomez

Date of birth: 17/09/95

Place of birth: Tangier (Morocco)

Nationalities: Gibraltarian/Moroccan

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 80kg

Position points: CB (20), RB (20)

Favoured Clubs: Brighton & Hove Albion, Moghreb Tétouan

Disliked Clubs: Crystal Palace, Raja Casablanca

Liked people (and why): Daniel Agger (Idol), Adam Priestley (friend)

Disliked people: Jack Wilshere

3 technical attributes at 20: Marking, Tackling, Heading

3 physical attributes at 20:Acceleration, Balance, Natural Fitness

3 mental attributes at 20:Concentration, Positioning, Teamwork

Up to 2 preferred moves: Marks opponent tightly, Shoots from distance

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Name: Paul Aaron

Date of birth: 12 October 1994

Place of birth: Newtown, Connecticut, USA

Nationalities: American/Israeli/Basque

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 160

Position points: DC/DL (20 each)

Favoured Clubs: Athletic Club, Tottenham

Disliked Clubs: Real Madrid

Liked people (and why): Andoni Goikoetxea (Idol)

Disliked people:

3 technical attributes at 20: heading, marking, passing

3 physical attributes at 20: balance, stamina, agility

3 mental attributes at 20: determination, teamwork, composure

Preferred moves: Don't have one- but can I suggest either footed with slight left foot dominance?

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