Swinburn Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 A few years ago I remember there being an 'Awesome Names' thread. I think it might have been me who made it. Basically, post the brilliant, ridiculous, funny, complex and outright outrageous names here. Got a few gems from my current game with Whitby. Brazilian right-back 'Schumacher', whose full name is Ubirajara Fassbinder. Madagascan goalkeeper Hamada Ratsaratsangana. Singaporean defender Mohd Armin Zairi Mohd Samki, who I have lovingly nicknamed 'Dave'. Share the greats! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradmonk Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Remember this also. Kok, being one name which I remember fondly... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swinburn Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 Remember this also. Kok, being one name which I remember fondly... Ahh, I remember Kok! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auqakuh Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 But could you depend on him to stand up and be counted? I'll get my coat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hashassin Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 You can count on Brazilians to have good nicknames... There's this player, i dunno if you seen him, Hulk... In FM years ago there was my favourite, Bismarck! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ademac Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Real players or can newgens be included ? I've posted this before, in one save on FM 13 I had to seriously question Brian McClair as my head of youth development. In the same U-18 side I had a James Saville and a David Travis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swinburn Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 Real players or can newgens be included ? I've posted this before, in one save on FM 13 I had to seriously question Brian McClair as my head of youth development.In the same U-18 side I had a James Saville and a David Travis. I was going for newgens personally so yeah, newgens included. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brenosantos Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Rodrigo Ninja Anderson Planta (Plant) Flávio Caça-Rato (Flávio "Mouse-Hunter") In my actual team i have a spanish player called Iván Amor (Ivan Love, in english) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardpique Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Fellow forumistas I give you the one, the only, the gloriously named: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneronaldo Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Fellow forumistas I give you the one, the only, the gloriously named: To be fair, he isn't exactly a bad player you know. Would be first choice for most mid-table teams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardpique Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 To be fair, he isn't exactly a bad player you know. Would be first choice for most mid-table teams I nabbed him on a free from Sochaux last summer and he's one of my starting centre halves for Murcia, he's an absolute beast of a stopper! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEric07 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Constant Gaye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
isignedupfornorealreason Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 But could you depend on him to stand up and be counted?I'll get my coat. It was hard to get past him when he came. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhikapp Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Spurs youngster named Shaquille Coulthirst. That has to be the best name I've heard, ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spireheart Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Just found a guy playing for Gefle under19's called ''Tshutshu Thsakasua Wa Thsakasua.'' Try saying that hammered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chielz Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I have a Brazilian right winger called "Schumacher" joining me next year. He's got 14 quickness stats at 17 which is pretty good. Hope he develops well so I can get some racing action going on on the flanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dking Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Mario Turdo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccer Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Frans Sinatra - the long-lost brother of Frank Sinatra? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonPippoUnico Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Brazilian newgen called Ben-Hur. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneronaldo Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I remember scouting a player called Knowledge Musona (real apparently) out of curiousity some FMs back, the scout report came back and said his weakness was 'Intelligence', the irony. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeru Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I have a Regen called Thomas Cook - I keep loaning him out as I so want him to become a much traveled Striker! Sad I Know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntfbolton1972 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I have been playing a Japanese game as a division 2 saide and one of my opponents in one games had the surname Sakashita. He scored too so he wasn't! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brenosantos Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Brazilian newgen called Ben-Hur. http://www.ogol.com.br/jogador.php?id=97980 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinkenlights Faxlore Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Ahh, I remember Kok! Then there's this guy... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruh Roh Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Last year I had eccentric goalkeeper Armando Ah Fock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott MUFC Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 had loads fo great ones last year. only found this one this year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beornin Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Not quite extraordinary, but along the same line. My brothers and I played against eachother in CM96, and apparantly that game included managernames rather heavily when creating regens. We were 3 managers with the same surname, and after around 40 seasons my brother dominated the premier division with a team where all 25 players in the squad had his surname. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCFC_droog Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I have two regens with unusual first names. One is called Promise, the other called Freedom. Both born in Stoke, which I can assure you, offers no promise of freedom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 No-one's posted Ice Cream yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardpique Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 No-one's posted Ice Cream yet? I was going to but he has a thread all of his own as well! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vkatinen Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Anyone remember Dikembe Mutombo from the NBA? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tieio Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Anyone seen this player: "Surprise" was his name, I found that one amusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccer Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 There's a South African striker named Excellent Walaza...I suppose he scores a lot of goals? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vkatinen Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I just found Yago Pikachu in Paysandu. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marchw Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 So far I've had a few excellently named Brazilian regens: Mahatma Gandhi and the frankly superb Creedence Clearwater being my favourites. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerardpique Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 So far I've had a few excellently named Brazilian regens: Mahatma Gandhi and the frankly superb Creedence Clearwater being my favourites. I wonder did he spark some sort of revival? :o:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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