Starr_Man5 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 Similar to my previous post "What is your PA?", what, if you were on the game (and you were scouted correctly!) would be your Preferred moves? Mine would be: "Runs with ball down left" "Gets into opposition area" "Tries tricks" "Dwells on ball" PS - "Sucks back on a few cold ones" isn't a preferred move on the game so you can't use it. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr_Man5 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Similar to my previous post "What is your PA?", what, if you were on the game (and you were scouted correctly!) would be your Preferred moves? Mine would be: "Runs with ball down left" "Gets into opposition area" "Tries tricks" "Dwells on ball" PS - "Sucks back on a few cold ones" isn't a preferred move on the game so you can't use it. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_1967 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 is it ok if I prefer no to move? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt_lfc_matt Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Mine would be: Cuts inside, Shoots with power and Tries killer balls often. If there was a "Throw an infinite amount of insults at every player on the other team", then that'd be me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffovski Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Lol good stuff. Tries tricks aye? So the poison ivy was your idea?? Hehe. Okay, Gets Forward Whenever Possible. Shoots Long. Curls Ball. Uses Outside Of Foot. Moves Ball To Right Foot Before Dribble Attempt. Arrives Late In Opposition Area. Avoids Using Weaker Foot. Tries Long Range Freekicks. Dives Into Tackles. Gets Crowd Going (well, a couple of mates on the touchline who were too drunk to play). Tries First Time Shots. Tries Long Range Passes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr_Man5 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by matt_lfc_matt: Mine would be: Cuts inside, Shoots with power and Tries killer balls often. If there was a "Throw an infinite amount of insults at every player on the other team", then that'd be me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> matt_lfc_matt = "Winds up opponents" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcfannic Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 "Get forward whenever possible" and "Tries overly dramatic/acrobatic saves" ^^I know its not a real move but it's how I play P.S. I play in goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathxxx Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Winds up opponents Argues with officials Unfortunately, "Gets changed quicker than everybody else so he's first to the bar after a match" isn't featured yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr_Man5 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by heathxxx: Winds up opponents Argues with officials Unfortunately, "Gets changed quicker than everybody else so he's first to the bar after a match" isn't featured yet. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Same mentality as me then Heathxxx, see the OP. PS - Maybe it should be? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr_Man5 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 Ba-Dong!! Anyone else? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathxxx Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 "Stands on opponent GK feet during corners" Sounds strange, but I got away with this throughout playing school football, youth football, semi-pro football, then only ever got booked for it in my last ever game playing amateur footy back in the UK. I knew I was "cheating" and obstructing the keeper with no intention of playing the ball. I even congratulated the ref after the match for being the only one to ever pull me up for it after all those years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 runs with ball down the left cuts inside tries longrange shots tries tricks winds up opponents argues with officials Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHUK Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Runs with ball down the left. Dictates tempo. Uses outside of foot. Shoots with power. Avoids using weaker foot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AB-forever Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 "Aviods using weaker foot" "Tries first-time shots" "Shoots long" "Uses outside of foot" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongo-Bongo Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Dictates tempo Avoids using weaker foot Tries killer balls often Gets forward whenever possible Runs with ball down left I should also have "Sneakily handles the ball on the line when no ones looking", but thats not there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 not allowed but :- fake hamstring injury early bath second half from players bar back to the plot :- winds up opponents Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren1983 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Winds up opponents Sadly no option of: "likes a rest when ball is at other end" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Kint Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Mine would be: "Trips over own feet" "Slices shots out for throw in" "Subbed early to prevent further embarrassment" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty1982dec Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 plays killer balls shoots long likes to beat the keeper doesn't help out the defence at all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Equium Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Uses Outside Of Foot Avoids Using Weeker Foot Dives Into Tackles Winds Up Opponents Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr_Man5 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Verbal Kint: Mine would be: "Trips over own feet" "Slices shots out for throw in" "Subbed early to prevent further embarrassment" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Surreal answers are more than welcome... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pernambucano of footba Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 tries long range free kicks curls ball winds up opponents spends the time before a corner kick lighting up a cigarette spends 10 minutes sitting down after that cigarette Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwfan Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Likes to play his way out of trouble Tries tricks Gets forward whenever possible Plays short simple passes Places shots Looks for pass rather than attempting to score Likes to lob keeper Translating how I play tennis to how I might play football, the above seems the best combination. I am no power player, I try to work points until space opens up and get to the net at every available opportunity. I also play a lot of angled dinks, lob volleys and drop shots, hence the 'Tries Tricks' and 'Likes to Lob Keeper'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Kint Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Starr_Man5: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Verbal Kint: Mine would be: "Trips over own feet" "Slices shots out for throw in" "Subbed early to prevent further embarrassment" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Surreal answers are more than welcome... </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Its a shame that the descriptions are true. I left one off actually, "Asks to be subbed at half time because it is too cold and wet today". That didn't go down too well with the manager Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bod1035 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Likes to use beer gut to brush off opposing players Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of the Stevenage Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 "Drifts off last defender" "Belies gut with a deceptive turn of speed" "Gets sent off at least 4 times a season" "Likes to lob keeper" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Law_Man Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 "Thinks he's as quick as he used to be" "Shouts a lot" "Puts the shoulder in" "Leads by example" "Unsure as to his best position" "Self-taught" "Looking to go into management when his (football) career is over" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Dives into tackles. Shoots with power. Scores bizarre own goals. That's me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBlade Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Although I'm passed the age when normal guys retire, mine would have been : "Brings a note from his mum" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonzo Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 "willing to play left back" "shoots with power" (but little to no accuracy) "slyly ankle taps fast wingers" "dicreetly pushes while defending corners" "cynical fouling git" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Tries tricks Goes 24 hours without sleep Postboosts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlUoReScEnT aDoLeScEnT Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Runs with ball down the right Cuts inside TRIES tricks Places shots Notice how i made a massive point of tries tricks, as the not seem to come off that often =( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr_Man5 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FlUoReScEnT aDoLeScEnT: Runs with ball down the right Cuts inside TRIES tricks - And subsequently falls over own feet Places shots Notice how i made a massive point of tries tricks, as the not seem to come off that often =( </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, that'd probably be one of mine F.A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper99 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Mine would be: 'Doesn't even bother trying tricks' 'Places shots (Unfortunately into the wrong place)' 'Runs sometimes with, but more often without, ball through the middle' 'Likes to play his way into trouble' 'Plays short, complicated and ultimately useless passes' 'Likes to lob keeper, and goal, and stadium' 'Dives out of tackles' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simme Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 "let the ball slip through his legs" "gets elbowed in the face" (im quite short) "saves the day" (A) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillsMan Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 "Winds up opponents" and "argues with officials". If there was a "hates tricky diminutive wingers and tries to kill them with well-timed lunges" then that would be mine as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillsMan Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by chopper99: Mine would be: 'Doesn't even bother trying tricks' 'Places shots (Unfortunately into the wrong place)' 'Runs sometimes with, but more often without, ball through the middle' 'Likes to play his way into trouble' 'Plays short, complicated and ultimately useless passes' 'Likes to lob keeper, and goal, and stadium' 'Dives out of tackles' </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew bowditch Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 'scores nutmegs' 'loves a two footed shin high tackle or two' 'fights with manager' 'doesnt move, ball comes to him' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenal_2111 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Verbal Kint: Mine would be: "Trips over own feet" "Slices shots out for throw in" "Subbed early to prevent further embarrassment" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds about right for me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
el sid Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 i think mine would be.. 1)argues with officials 2)argues with opposition players 3)argues with own team players 4)gets drawn into fights 5)throws insults at others 6)likes KILLER balls and KILLER tackles 7)likes to stay in offside position all the time.. ie near opponents goal keeper.. will score if the ball comes to me and then do steps 1, 2 and 3 to make my goal a legal one 8)likes to smash the ball as far away from the football field as possible.. tats pretty much it.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgu82 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 arrives late in opposition area (can't run fast! ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_scary Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 dwells on ball (can't be arsed to run that much) arrives in box late (to lazy to get there before) tries tricks (show off) dives into tackles( cant beat you for pace if they have no legs) gets crowd going (fooking sexy player) hits ball with power( knocks out players by smacking ball in there face) tries killer ball often (easier then running) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
count blake Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 dwells on ball ( Stupid fecking siht can't see what he's doing or make up his fecking mind) tries tricks ( Fecking showboating **** better stop the bullsiht before I knock him down) And some others I cant' be bothered to type Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
count blake Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by arsenal_2111: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Verbal Kint: Mine would be: "Trips over own feet" "Slices shots out for throw in" "Subbed early to prevent further embarrassment" </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds about right for me! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It is right for you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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