Andrew_ Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 1. Quick start. 2. Don't get the goal. 3. Pass pass pass. 4. Opposition edge into it. 5. Opposition score. 6. Game ends. 7. Repeat. Didn't manage step 1 today. Just awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Not managing number 3 either and number 4 is out by default Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_ Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Let's just skip to #5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViG1980 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 5 at the back. 2 DMs. At home. Nothing else to say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icondacarver Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Not managing number 3 either and number 4 is out by default 6 & 7 are nailed on to happen....you watch! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 6 & 7 are nailed on to happen....you watch! Do I bloody have to? Really thinking of skipping the second half to go grocery shopping. Although having watched this there's a definite possibility I'll end up punting some lettuce in the general direction of unsuspecting staff the other side of the store! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
daylight Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 **** me that was painful to watch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I believe this makes it 74 home games in a row without scoring in the first half? Joking aside, I think we're up to something like 10 0-0's in 11 games? With the only exception being Stoke or Norwich being 1-0 up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 This 5-2-3-0 formation is awful. Its like we have set up to stop Southampton. If we were Sunderland it would have been a great half but we arent. Awful to watch. The fans have taken to booing mid half now and after paying £50 to watch this i cant blame them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren24 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Roll on next season. Any manager but boring LVG. I'd rather watch good entertaining, attacking football and occasionally lose rather than be bored to death and scrape a draw - whilst looking like we're going to concede at any given counter attack by our opponenets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheps. Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 That was mind numbingly dull. Playing 5 at the back at home fgs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 That was mind numbingly dull.Playing 5 at the back at home fgs. As someone mentioned earlier, dont forget the two defensive midfielders in front of that back 5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 So yeah, 11 home games in a row without scoring in the first half (although conceding only one isn't half bad, mind you). Memphis is actually the only player to score a home league goal in the first half this entire season for us What the actual hell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icondacarver Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Do I bloody have to? Really thinking of skipping the second half to go grocery shopping. Although having watched this there's a definite possibility I'll end up punting some lettuce in the general direction of unsuspecting staff the other side of the store! They will probably do a better job of controlling it and placing it in the right place Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangaea Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 On the plus side (for you guys anyway) Spurs are shooting themselves in the foot today. Wilfried Zaha has Rose in his pocket today. I don't know... Palace only a few points behind us if these scores last. At least we haven't conceded many. Yay? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Cheering for Mata on or Fellaini off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddidiodion Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 What is annoying is there is absolutely no way the team has enough goals in it without Depay and Mata being involved yet he's not even trying to fit them into the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Just imagine being a season ticket holder. I wonder if there's ever been worse value for money in the history of football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddidiodion Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Just imagine being a season ticket holder. I wonder if there's ever been worse value for money in the history of football? The ticket is worth the price purely on the back of your ability to go onto the internet and moan about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 How was Mata not in this game? Don't let other team score is his home strategy? Hateful. Start match on front foot and then button up, maybe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_ Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Fellaini should be on the bench ready to bring on if we need him in games like this. Not starting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid1984 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 What's the surprise? LVG at home playing for a 0-0 draw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Exactly. And I would get the formation if we had options. But we have options. It is inexcusable that we would come out yet again like this at home. As soon as he gets success he reverts to form. And I would hardly call the "run" we are on success even if only WH had more 2016 points coming into today. Stop looking at the ****ing table and beat the side in front of you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I don't know... Palace only a few points behind us if these scores last.At least we haven't conceded many. Yay? Well if you got the patented "bore the opposition into submission" victory you'll overtake Spurs this week, if Palace hold out for their win. Depends on whether Rooney can save you guys again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 The ticket is worth the price purely on the back of your ability to go onto the internet and moan about it. This is true. "You don't understand how much Fellaini offers because you are a plastic pleb who doesn't go to matches" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Funny that we look a lot better when players are offering themselves for passes and are willing to play the simple passes rather than thump it forward, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Funny that we look a lot better when players are offering themselves for passes and are willing to play the simple passes rather than thump it forward, eh? Even tho it is happening now with Mata in, I still may break some things just because. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 And now Darmian's dead. How long before we don't have an u18 team because they are all standing in for the main squad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Did Long's face hit Darmian in jaw? Oh boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_ Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 MUFCs last 11 home games at HT: 0-0 MCFC 0-0 Boro 0-0 CSKA 0-0 WBA 0-0 PSV 0-0 WHU 0-1 Norwich 0-0 Chelsea 0-0 Swansea 0-0 SheffUd 0-0 S'ton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid1984 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 how the hell is that not a free kick to us? Long clattered Darmian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 And now Darmian's dead. How long before we don't have an u18 team because they are all standing in for the main squad? spend £15mil on 2-3 squad players? I know. Crazy. We only buy £65million 17 yr olds. Just a thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 spend £15mil on 2-3 squad players? I know. Crazy. We only buy £65million 17 yr olds. Just a thought. Schweinsteiger is only 17? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Schweinsteiger is only 17? True and be wasn't expensive. Against type. Need 2 of those level signings. Costwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icelander83 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 True and be wasn't expensive. Against type. Need 2 of those level signings. Costwise. Two or six, yeah... Squad is looking very, very thin these days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 How hard could it be? There are a lot of players out there. Make a move Woowoo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Fellaini is off, Mata up top and we are playing long ball route one stuff. baffling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_ Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 This clearly isn't working. There is no progression. What are they doing every week? What's the plan? What was the plan for today? How were we going to score? I don't get it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Once again the plan was one that the side probably accepted but didn't like. And it shows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Mata looks like a hobbit chasing Fonte. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid1984 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Don't know why so many are surprised. It has been totally apparent since the end of last season that LVG is complete utter tripe. Don't feel sorry at all for the season ticket holders and match attenders this season. This the what they signed up for at the beginning of the season. Should be boycotting matches until LVG goes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_ Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 There's no urgency. No aggression. There's nothing. Just plodding through games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz & The Devil Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Why have we not changed things. Only one side look dangerous and it isnt us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icondacarver Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Austin to come on and mug off Smalls for the winner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
daylight Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 On the plus side, during the second half I have managed to pick out new pots and pans for the new cooker we are getting, not a total waste of an afternoon then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_ Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 On the plus side, during the second half I have managed to pick out new pots and pans for the new cooker we are getting, not a total waste of an afternoon then. Apparently Sainsbury's have dropped their pan prices to a few quid. Worth checking out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid1984 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 LVG is not changing things as everything is going perfectly for him. 0-0, no shots, no chances, plenty of pointless passes, 100% anti football, philosophy. It is the perfect match for LVG. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio_V Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I'm watching 2 feet of snow fall outside here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid1984 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Get in! Spurs score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Get in! Spurs score. Hoping the opposition does better than your team confirms what a cretin you are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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