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Player names that make you go WTF

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First of all, this is my first topic here /wave. Been lurking these forums a bit and decided it was time to make a topic.

I think everybody who has some CM/FM experience knows the feeling. You're either scouting or playing a team, and you stumble on a player that just makes you go 'what the hell'. This could be cause it's a funny combination of names, an incomprehensible last name, or maybe even no last name at all. This is the topic to show these players

I'll start out on a last name that really surprised me:

Reza Who?

Curious to see what you've found!

Regards

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Originally posted by SWaRFeGa:

Bjeurn icon_smile.gif

I'm not too surprised ya said that icon_smile.gif. Would be the Dutch pronounciation of my first name (Björn). Registered like that when I just wanted to lurk :p.

Any way, I wonder how they fitted that on his shirt icon_smile.gif

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Originally posted by Bjeurn:

I'd love to see a screen of that last one icon_biggrin.gif.

Anyway, do you guys think this coach is ever gonna be succeful in England?

Haha

Not regens but I remember the old games, which had gems like; Raphael Scheidt at Celtic.

What about the cricketer for England whose name is pronounced Mask-er-anus.

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When i saw tottenham were going for a new goalkeeper i got excited...until i saw his name

Maarten Stekelenburg

haha imagine that on the back of your shirt icon_eek.gif

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for some reason i cant get a screenie, but when your next on FM08 look at jason shade of sheff utd. His full name 'according to si' is very dodgy.

will try and get a screenie for you

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Waldo Ponce.

Stick him on your shortlist for amusing news stories such as "Manager chases Ponce"

Good times icon_cool.gif

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his official Full name is , say S Utd. Hence leaving him NFE ... that is true, i have not edited it at all... you check yourself

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Originally posted by saulty2805:

his official Full name is , say S Utd. Hence leaving him NFE ... that is true, i have not edited it at all... you check yourself

Yeah, what's going on with that?

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Is saying Rod Fanni just immature?

If so, never mind!

There was a regen on m game (not at my club) called Scott Scott. His cruel parents!

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When I managed Botafogo in FM 06 I had a brazilian regen named Jürgen Hitler.

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Probably one of those infamous "name in the game" players. I am glad SI got rid of them!

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Originally posted by Tim Madisun:

Waldo Ponce.

Stick him on your shortlist for amusing news stories such as "Manager chases Ponce"

Good times icon_cool.gif

lol, done that before :p

also did it with a regen caled Flavio Weiner

"X" chases Weiner

how mature :p

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If I ever feel down, I just have a look at the China squad or Iraq squad.

Makes me laugh every time.

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I remember a Swiss stadium with the word Wanktof in the name. Current game, 2007. 802 patch...

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Stade de Suisse Wankdorf, home of BSC Young Boys. Its a well known thing backpackant, they rebuilt the stadium from the old Wankdorf but its still in the name.

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All the players from Madagascar.

I don't understand how they all have such incredible last names.

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On my last save on '07 I signed a striker who scored on his debut for me (At Atletico Madrid).

The commentary was great:

"And the fans chant Ignacio Diaz De Cerio's name!!"..

Exactly how? And to the tune of what? icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

I subsequently changed his name to simply "Diaz".

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Originally posted by Starr_Man5:

On my last save on '07 I signed a striker who scored on his debut for me (At Atletico Madrid).

The commentary was great:

"And the fans chant Ignacio Diaz De Cerio's name!!"..

Exactly how? And to the tune of what? icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

I subsequently changed his name to simply "Diaz".

Ignacio Diaz de Cerio, fa la la la la, Ignacio Diaz de Cerio, faaa la la la la la icon_biggrin.gif

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Some regen made me almost p!ss myself...CAMPBELL DICK...The headline...Wenger chases Dick...ROFLMFAO!!!!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by route1:

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There are a few Benders in Germany.....Lars plays for 1860 Munich.

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Didi Ben-Lulu is currently a right back for sevilla on mine

also, on one of the old versions, i had a grey player called Pete Hercules

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I had a regen on 07 called 'Potato'.. He didnt turn out very good, and then there is a player in the Tottenham youth called Troy Archibald-Henville.. Imagine putting that name on a shirt!

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Two regens stick out for me from a 01/02 clan game I played...

Chocolate (and was Nigerian!)

James Brilliant (who was rubbish)

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Originally posted by Bassman666:

german

stefan kuntz

beautiful, just beautiful

2 world wars eh? ha ha

That reminds me of a John Motson commentary at a finals (can't remember which one).

"And Germany are about to make a substition... Kuntz..."

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this year so far ive found Yu Sup, Waldo Ponce and the winner young Benfica striker Wang Gang

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