Marchofthecrabs Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I still think Russia's Andrey Arshavin is a quality name! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesarius Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 There´s this goalie named Assman on Argentina. Waiting for him to retire to offer a job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds_fan_1 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 haha player at bath city called craig davidge, might just be my sense of humour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bterz Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Caesarius: There´s this goalie named Assman on Argentina. Waiting for him to retire to offer a job </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I really hope you were thinking of the Assistant Manager position Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamshankley Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The_Ultimate_Red_Devil: Someone had a nigerian regen called Wednesday Friday... </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Friday Sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fliprfc Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Jobi Macanuff lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenose_92 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Just found a keeper at fernebache 'Dimitar Ivankov' quality! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
casabian Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 i once had a finnish DM called Sir Bobby Charlton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rekobeto Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Tugay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos1879 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I found a Christopher Sunderland when I was playing as Sunderland lol so I signed him from Joe Public and he was pretty good and became a fan favorite lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joemaddog Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 there was a guy called thankgod imafule on fm07 i think. i also had a dutch regen on 01/02 called dick slot! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos1879 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by joemaddog: dutch regen on 01/02 called dick slot! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I think we have a winner with that one lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott1990 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh: Fans spokesperson for Scottish national team is called Scott Scott (from Scotland) </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Scott Scott is a New Zealand regen in my game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad-23 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 There is always the Austrian Ivanschitz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rob Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I've just had a youngster come through the ranks by the name of Richard Head, love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesP Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I also have a 'scott scott' but he is from england Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuukka Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 last year there was finnis guy called Petri Kanapeura, witch means in english Petri Chickendear, that made me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominiq angry Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Buffon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebsy Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I always give an honourable mention in these threads to the German coach, Ralf Minge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet-Zombie-Jesus Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I just found a regen called Joe Joe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed: I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE> He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James1983 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Stefan Kuntz anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnoch04 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed: I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE> He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerdMuller Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lathund: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tosh: New one, found the Wankdorf stadium in Austria i wonder if there a Wankdorf FC i'd hate to get Wankdorf in the cup :O </div></BLOCKQUOTE> To make it even better, the team playing at Wankdorf are BSC Young Boys. And when there was some kind of trouble with building the new Wankdorf stadium (Although it has some other name now I think), a witty headline read: "Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Woes". The name Gökdeniz is slightly amusing to a Swede as well, in a very childish way. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow Bern now in Austria...Habsburg on the march again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_wwfc Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 i had players for wigan called Courey Getanuff, Simon Sed and Sunday Monday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olivne Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I still think that having Jesus as a GK tops any list. I just can't get over the "Great Save by Jesus" type of commentary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertodibaggio Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Willy Topp, who plays for Bradford. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkers Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Quim, benfica goalkeeper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megafan2005 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 supporters spoksperson of virgin islands MIKE HUNT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom =) Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 i found a Korean called Lee Dee Best turned out he was absolute crap Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
champlodge Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MattUK: Gay Assulin </div></BLOCKQUOTE> isnt his name Guy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
champlodge Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Barkers: Quim, benfica goalkeeper? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> one of my faves too, ultimate at the moment is Mark De Mann as previously mentioned! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenose_92 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by champlodge: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MattUK: Gay Assulin </div></BLOCKQUOTE> isnt his name Guy? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Gai Asulin now -_- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Codfather Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Waldo Ponce, will always remember the headline.. "Boro' chase Ponce" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spagbol Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Lucky Zwane (swan), my African striker I also have a Sparrow and Deery in my team. My youth team's looking like a zoo now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathxxx Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I always remember a Korean called "Ho Bum Fuk" who played IRL a couple of world cups ago. The commentators, rather embarracingly just referred to him as "Ho". Just imagine the commentator shouting: "Ho Bum Fuk.... And it's in...." Never managed to find the unfortunate chap on any of the FM games though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukedella Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 had a chinese regen called WONG MILK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Codfather Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Graham Cheeseman of bridgwater, if he played at a higher level i would buy him just for his awesome name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantazm Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Found a player (not a regen) called Tomislav ****o. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themistofelis Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Fokikos full back Evmorfos Arnidis ( it tranlates as "good looking sheep") Mohlala Lovers (South African) Thankgod Amefule (Nigerian) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshdweller Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 In an old game of 01-02, Man U had a regen called Mike Hunt - he wasn't bad, and I tried to sign him for my all-conquering Forest team, but MUFC weren't having any of it. I've also seen plenty of regen coaches called things like Dave Davids and Pete Peters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrardsrightfoot Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Ralf Minge - Fiorentina Scout Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dweaver Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 The Younghusbands remain classics... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 7 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Dave Hancock always makes me chuckle. Christian **** is another. Adam Allcock. Tom De ****. Marc De Man Arshavin. Koldo Arce Ofer shitrit Sergey Shitkov Danny Shittu Visar Rushiti Tomislav ****o Michele Cunti And lots more others i just can't think of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bratto17 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Off topic, but, I went to school with girls called Emma Dale and Joanna Mycock (say in a Italian accent) - the answer was no, as I'm not gay! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catfishjack Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sammypurposa: not anything do to with fm but, a couple of years ago tottenham vs. sunderland lennon and mccartney came up against eachother as the right winger and left back </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Also the Charlton back-line of Fish Costa Fortune (not sure if Luke Young ever played alongside them). There was also a Villa midfield in the 70s that made an offensive sentence, but I can't remember what it was now. I've seen Lee Lee also. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shefki2008 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 I have a Parrot called Gary! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by carnoch04: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DS: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Doomed: I just found Danny Invincible on Kilmarnock. D RC. I -have- to sign him. =P </div></BLOCKQUOTE> He is a real player. But his surname isnt pronounced how you think it is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> It is in the Scottish media, I can assure you! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Also in the Australian media...on the rare occasion that they would mention him since he isnt very good and will never play for Australia. But one guy keeps mentioning that thats not how his name is pronounced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Git Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 My favourite is from former versions of the game when Leigh RMI used to have a Chairman called A. Leach. Very appropriate... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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