Rangers1873 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I am hoping that I am not the only one on the planet that does this, I am hoping that this thread will make me feel normal again... SO................. Does anyone do press conferences in their head whilst on the loo or in the Shower? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neji Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 You're not alone! http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php?t=78708&highlight=press+conference+toilet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey_g Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Yes. No shame at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsenalFan7 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 No.. I've never even thought of such a thing.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 What else are you going to do while pooping? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey_g Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 What else are you going to do while pooping? Good point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kezmanjacks Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 fake accent a must also Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey_g Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 fake accent a must also Any accent in particular? I always go for the 'Arry Redknapp cockney accent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indi75 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Sean Connery accent, Gordon Strachan wit ftw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsenalFan7 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 What else are you going to do while pooping? I mainly just think about things.. Like who i'm going to sign etc. But I have and will never go as far as pretending to be in a press conference. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey_g Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I mainly just think about things.. Like who i'm going to sign etc.But I have and will never go as far as pretending to be in a press conference. One day you will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsenalFan7 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 one day you will. Never Ever! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Never Ever! You don't know what you're missing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey_g Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 You don't know what you're missing! It's true. There's no conference like one where you choose the questions to be asked and no one criticises you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kezmanjacks Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Any accent in particular? I always go for the 'Arry Redknapp cockney accent. lol YES! thats the one i use! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigGore Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 thank god! i actually feel normal again. i thought i was a right weirdo doing this!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr eddie Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 No, I really do not think about that in the toliet . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezequiel_Lavezzi Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I leave all my yelling and frustrations at the pc. The toilet is for peace and tranquility. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanZG Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 You guys are sooooooooo lame, get a life losers! Just kidding, I also do such things, as well as try to imagine how the player who scored the goal celebrates it, commmentary included [English and local, ofcourse] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edle Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 i do a lot of things on the toilet. i often do my transfers in there as there is nothing as pleasant as splashing out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crouchaldinho Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 What else are you going to do while pooping? I often take my laptop in with me for a quick FM session. It's just me, FM and my own gloriously foul stench. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campbells Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 IN the shower??? Dont think i can lug the desktop up there, and dont want to risk my bros laptop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boydy9 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I have in head press conferences in the toilet all the time. I also have in head fan meetings when out for a smoke break at work and also sometimes interviews with the press. Have to go, yet another fan meeting is starting now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Clarke Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Question is, when you need to go to the toilet do you plan ahead knowing that you are about to play a big game/make a signing/just finished a game so decide the press conference will be from the comfort of the toilet seat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I often take my laptop in with me for a quick FM session. It's just me, FM and my own gloriously foul stench. As long as it's your own I walked into the the bathroom the other day and I had to storm out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutontown1991 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I do this when I go to bed. It helps me fall asleep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontask Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 when im at work i start thinking about fm. who im goin 2 sign, how im doin, what games are comin up etc. its taking over my life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I do this when I go to bed. It helps me fall asleep I really hope you're talking about press conferences, and not pooping Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutontown1991 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I really hope you're talking about press conferences, and not pooping It relieves me of a lot of pressure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thezogsageordie Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 My family find me weird because I play FM while on the toilet (laptop) and play it while in the bath (not on workdays, though), quite easy, plug the charger in, get a little stool for it to sit on and Bob's your mother's brother! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
glamdring Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I treat the press with such total disdain that I don't attend the in-game press conferences and certainly don't make them up in my head. I do, however, use "toilet-time" for a variety of other FM purposes, such as planning tactics, talking to myself about how tough the rest of the season might be, deciding to sell half my squad to avoid financial ruin or dreaming up paragraphs or anecdotes for my latest FM story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edle Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 im very disappointed noone got my pun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutontown1991 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 im very disappointed noone got my pun We got your pun alright, but it didnt deserve a response tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolanthustrel Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I have in head press conferences in the toilet all the time. I also have in head fan meetings when out for a smoke break at work and also sometimes interviews with the press.Have to go, yet another fan meeting is starting now Oh yes, fan meetings.... I have those to justify buying a player who wishes to use this club as a steppingstone to something bigger. Usually I tell them that if he wants to be noticed by someone bigger then he has to play out of his skin to get noticed, hopefully that means putting in regular big performances for the club. They still grumble and moan though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis_D Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I often take my laptop in with me for a quick FM session. It's just me, FM and my own gloriously foul stench. This I nearly always take the laptop with me to play FM, gives me something to do! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzrab Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 No, the missus already thinks i am weird enough playing FM at 31. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers1873 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 It's just me, FM and my own gloriously foul stench. Mate that is disgusting!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blanchflower1 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I never will do this in the loo because I have other things to think about when I am in the toilet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleventozturk Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I don't take my laptop with me, but I do take a piece of paper and a pen, to write down my roster (with their ages and positions) to see in what positions I may need a new player. I seperate the roster into 2 teams, the first team and the second, and compare the average ages and stuff. Then I write down a first eleven out of players who are younger then 25 for example, just to see how the future of my team is looking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hmm, never thought it was called in the toilet tbh. Not English Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bterz Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I would do it but that's the only reading time I have left Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristian444 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I don't take my laptop with me, but I do take a piece of paper and a pen, to write down my roster (with their ages and positions) to see in what positions I may need a new player. I seperate the roster into 2 teams, the first team and the second, and compare the average ages and stuff. Then I write down a first eleven out of players who are younger then 25 for example, just to see how the future of my team is looking Corpus Christi, how long does it take you to poo?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackripper Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i usually leave it to the assistant.....wiping my bum that is!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleventozturk Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Corpus Christi, how long does it take you to poo?! I stay there so long just because I'm busy doing all these FM related things. Otherwise I'd be done in 5min, lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalimyr Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 fake accent a must also Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner86 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I like to have a full football focus style interview when I have to go to the shop for milk... I talk about hopes for the season, areas of improvement, transfer rumours, player form etc... in alot more detail than those silly press conferences in the game do. Have done that since I first started when I used to do cm97/98 conferences on my way home from school. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjerregaard Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 When i'm on the toilet/at shower, I usually giving my last few games a quick in-head view and then trying to figure out, where the problems with the tactics might have been Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leezoid Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I also like to do this when i'm driving along, hopefully people think i'm on the handsfree! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesyman99 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 All the time LOL, i also imagine a fans podcast and forums about my team! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 wierd... all of you.. ive on occasiom been prone to writing down possibly tactics and teamsheets on paper while at work or in college in the past but never, ever would i consider doing the most mundane task of press conferences while enjoying the last sacred pleasure a man has left in this world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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