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This is it. We need a point against this lot. We got a point earlier in the season, (when I was just pressing continue), and now I'm actually taking an interest and we are at home. 

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Surely we are gonna romp this. 

Is now a good time to mention that we haven't kept a clean sheet yet this season? 

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Racing CFF Colombes. Feb 2018.

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#Unbeatable! 

What could possibly go wrong? :stop:

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We are #unbeatable, (haven't lost in 6 games), and if we lose away to the team currently 3rd in the league I'm out? 

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A 1-0 loss away to 3rd in the league is a decent result in my book. 

 

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1 minute ago, Jimbokav1971 said:

 

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A 1-0 loss away to 3rd in the league is a decent result in my book. 

 

Ouch, Jimbo.. Does this mean you're out? 

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Youth Day. Mar 2018.

I don't think I have ever had 8 5.0 PA players in an intake before. :eek: It's just a shame that I don't think I am going to be here to see them progress. 

I'm signing them all to youth contracts. 

There is no point in showing you one of the 5.0 players and none of them look good in any case. It's all about PA rather than CA. 

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These are the most fraudulent 5.0 players I have ever seen. 

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Just now, Makoto Nakamura said:

When the two already relegated teams fave each other on the final day and it leads to a 10-0 win. :eek:

That -77 goal difference, and 25 losses, though!

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9 minutes ago, Constantine said:

I've no idea what's going on here but looking forward to the glorious mess this thread will inevitably become. :D 

Also, here for the memes. Keep them coming. 

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14 minutes ago, Constantine said:

I've no idea what's going on here but looking forward to the glorious mess this thread will inevitably become. :D 

Also, here for the memes. Keep them coming. 

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I've just been given another target to achieve over our next 5 games. Last time out it was 9 points from 5 games. This time it's 10 points from 5 games. I'm not sure it's doable this time. 

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Paris are 7th in the league. Not sure we can expect any points from that game. 1 point would be a result. 

Bobigny are 12th in the league and 3 points behind us. We are at home and need 3 points from this game.

Creteil Lusitanos are 3rd in the League. Home or away, a point here would be a huge result but 0 points more likely I'm afraid. 

Co Les Ulis are 9th in the League but we are at home. We need 3 points from this game to be in with a shout. 

Senart Moissy are 8th in the league and we are away. Even if we win this 5th game, we will still be 1 point short of our 10 point haul.

 

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1 hour ago, Minuy600 said:

Well lads, I got myself a new computer. Guess i'll be joining in whenever I feel like it.

Would rep you, but all out of love man. :( 

Feel free though!

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37 minutes ago, Constantine said:

I've no idea what's going on here but looking forward to the glorious mess this thread will inevitably become. :D 

Also, here for the memes. Keep them coming. 

Welcome aboard!

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Ok, so my second season fixtures couldn't load. In fact, all of France don't have any fixtures while other countries do. Obviously, the next option is to find a better file. But I have to admit, this would be the third attempt and there is no guarantee it would work well this time. So...

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19 minutes ago, kidthekid said:

Ok, so my second season fixtures couldn't load. In fact, all of France don't have any fixtures while other countries do. Obviously, the next option is to find a better file. But I have to admit, this would be the third attempt and there is no guarantee it would work well this time. So...

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If I get chance I could load up the fm15 editor and try to make a file?

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Il y a 12 heures, Fer Fuchs Ake a dit :

 

What's French for “I don't care if it looks stupid. It's better than 4-4- ****ing 2”? 

I'd say "J'en ai rien à faire si ça a l'air ridicule. C'est mieux qu'un p*tain de 4-4-2."

By the way, the p-word is used in so many different situations it's a must-know (and the letter behind the * is a u).

Anyhow, watching this thread as a Frenchman is hilarious, especially when there's a coach named Chauve De Frauduleux  :D

All the best to all of you for this challenge!

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55 minutes ago, smp20 said:

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Whoops :ackter:

26 minutes ago, BoxToBox said:

Great work @Benjoe

10 minutes ago, smp20 said:

He cursed me. Put a spell on Cannet :mad:

Cheers! 

You were spell-bound by our awesome jackets eh? 

14 hours ago, Benjoe said:

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We are in with a chance of a of surviving a 2nd points target. 

We play Senart-Moissy in the penultimate league game of the season.

If we win I keep my job. 

If we draw or lose then I am out the door. 

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We gave it a damn good go, but I couldn't earn the points required in the end. They scored 3 goals after we were reduced to 10 men, so it's a case of what might of been, (although we scored late too). 

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We needed 10 points from these 5 games and we fell short, only managing 7.

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That's it from me I'm afraid. Good luck to all.

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1 minute ago, Jimbokav1971 said:

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We are in with a chance of a of surviving a 2nd points target. 

We play Senart-Moissy in the penultimate league game of the season.

If we win I keep my job. 

If we draw or lose then I am out the door. 

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We gave it a damn good go, but I couldn't earn the points required in the end. They scored 3 goals after we were reduced to 10 men, so it's a case of what might of been, (although we scored late too). 

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We needed 10 points from these 5 games and we fell short, only managing 7.

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That's it from me I'm afraid. Good luck to all.

OOOOFF.

Come on, keep the fraud flag flying. Find another club

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Season Two in the books.

Now it gets really fun, we'll have to go professional, despite being broke,(EDIT: I was remembering incorrectly, it's Ligue 2 you have to be pro for) and most of my young players are too young to pitch in, not to mention a few old guys who are declining at a massive rate...

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Young Perez, the star of the 2018 intake played almost every game once he turned 16, with 31 starts and 1 sub.

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Good form too.

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My suggestion that we fraudulently claim to have a 7,000 cap wasn't taken on board.

 

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@Jimbokav1971 - that's really unlucky to get two points ultimatums and only just miss out :(

Our situation seems to be improving:

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Thats the overall debt more than halved and we've gone from £425k monthy payments to £34k monthly payments, albeit for another decade. Aston Villa need to get these guys in to sort them out :brock:

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Woohoo!! :D

Edit: how on earth have we managed to make millions of pounds debt disappear without even a points deduction punishment. We really are frauds.

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2 hours ago, OnlyLyon said:

I'd say "J'en ai rien à faire si ça a l'air ridicule. C'est mieux qu'un p*tain de 4-4-2."

By the way, the p-word is used in so many different situations it's a must-know (and the letter behind the * is a u).

Anyhow, watching this thread as a Frenchman is hilarious, especially when there's a coach named Chauve De Frauduleux  :D

All the best to all of you for this challenge!

Cheers. :lol: Chauve should've really known how to say "J'en ai rien à faire si ça a l'air ridicule. C'est mieux qu'un p*tain de 4-4-2." He is a Frenchman managing a French club after all. Guess he really is a fraud.

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March 27, 2018.

Dear Diary, 

The thrill of a title race is like nothing I can describe...the anticipation, the unbridled joy of victory, the unbearable pain of defeat.  

I'm hoping for promotion, if only to get a raise.  It's expensive, now that I have a family to support (no, the paternity results have not come back, but I've accepted Amelie as my own daughter, and plan on asking her mother to marry me when the results come in...I've even bought a ring!).

I've managed to pick up some extra cash on the side, though, helping Amelie's mother shepherd the U14s around on their busy social calendars.  "They just need someone to make sure they get home safe, that their dates behave themselves."  Simple enough, right?  Drive the car, maybe scare off some lad if he gets out of line.  And for that, I get a percentage of the cost!  Amelie's mother was wise to charge an hourly rate.  Smart and beautiful -- I'm a lucky guy.

Although, I have to say, these girls do hang around with some unsavory characters.  It's a good thing I've been watching so many Zlatan Ibrahimovic-branded kickboxing videos.  Yeah, I can be rather intimidating, if I don't say so myself.

6 matches to play.  We can do this.

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55 minutes ago, smp20 said:

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Woohoo!! :D

Edit: how on earth have we managed to make millions of pounds debt disappear without even a points deduction punishment. We really are frauds.

Fraudus maximus

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Just now, Jimbokav1971 said:

I think your intake is 2nd only to my own. Have you already been sacked or still fighting? 

Fighting as in taking punches to the face.

I don't see me getting sacked before getting relegated, with only 5 more games to go and no ultimatum from the board or anything like that. And 12 points behind 12th. :ackter:

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