robertodibaggio Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 i declare shenanigans! you are a bloke whos bored! It's so obvious. I thought everyone was playing along but I'm actually worried now that people think this is legit!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Some men are though. Like Robert (Bob) Paulson, maybe this Rebecca character is him, the female hormones have gone too far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen_nufc Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 lol dude how can you be having a mid-life crisis at 22?! "she's" 26.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
presumingpete Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 take note gender confused blokes, anyone can be a hot chick on the internet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Wakeford Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'm a hot chick in the office. You should see me bend down when I "accidently" drop my pen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrari312 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Handcuffs? (Purely for the purposes of restraint, of course! ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGM Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 dont really care if they are a he or she it was still a delightful setup for a very funny thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrari312 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 *As Officer Barbrady*"You can't just go round declaring shenanigans without proof!" OK I've had my fun, I'm off to get my broom now... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 take note gender confused blokes, anyone can be a hot chick on the internet I'm all man wherever I go! *Grills a steak.* Grrr! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3b3cc@ Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 if he is playing on a desktop pc wait till he hasnt saved it for a little while then find the fuse box and tell him youll flick the trip switch unless he stops, that would work on me. Also works on laptops if you hide the battery. ill try it thank you mister hehe Boobs. That's all there is to it. oh believe me i have tried! it doesnt last long! next on my list is sexy lingerie! hehe:p lol dude how can you be having a mid-life crisis at 22?! have you ever felt like you are losing your true love to a CHILDISH GAME! Stop it!It is a geezer trying to get you to talk dirty! i knew some people wouldnt be helpful! well sir, if you dont believe me why dont you come and find out yourself! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB1 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 take note gender confused blokes, anyone can be a hot chick on the internet If anyone would like to forward me there credit card details i could also be your hot momma......... if not i can also be an african millionare who needs your bank details because of tax issues, you will get 10% of my £200 million fortune. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IWWROCKS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Come be my girlfriend. I'll happily teach you how to play...and then i'll show you FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 If you've seen my myspace pic, you'll know i'm all Microsoft Paint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGB_SPURS_FM09 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 lol my girlfriend has long since given up trying to stop me playing, she wins the battle for attention most of the time, but not during exciting promotion battles.wierdly enough shes taken to randomly clicking on things (players, league tables etc) when Im out of the room, pretty harmless really tho she did once start a second half before id had a chance to sort out my team talk. ^^ typical. Sticking their noses in when they dont need to lol All i can say is I'm a celebrity get me outta here couldn't have come at a better time! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 oh believe me i have tried! it doesnt last long! next on my list is sexy lingerie! hehe:p Ooof (sorry Mike) this is all going a bit too far now. The hehe's are starting to annoy me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres09 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Legend, Now that 'Becky' has decided that I am the one for her/him, I'm off to find out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee50_11 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 If anyone would like to forward me there credit card details i could also be your hot momma......... if not i can also be an african millionare who needs your bank details because of tax issues, you will get 10% of my £200 million fortune. sounds like a deal! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGB_SPURS_FM09 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 have you boys got any advice on how i can distract him from the game? lol its kinda obvious really. Men like??? hmmmm Sex maybe? Any mention of the word and then its "FM..!? What the hell is FM? Lets go upstairs!" for me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyg Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 have you ever felt like you are losing your true love to a CHILDISH GAME! Please... don't... I actually lost a gf to pacman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres09 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Originally Posted by Torres09 Stop it! It is a geezer trying to get you to talk dirty! i knew some people wouldnt be helpful! well sir, if you dont believe me why dont you come and find out yourself! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigy18181 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 oh believe me i have tried! it doesnt last long! next on my list is sexy lingerie! hehe:p you sure he isn't gay? if he is choosing FM over boobs there must be something wrong after 3 weeks of being together. That's meant to be part of the honeymoon period where all you do is............. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pricey85 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 No, she is a prostitute Shhhhh! If the BBC hear you there will be an investigation! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Davey Boy Walks in... Looks around... Looks in horror... Wishes he never clicked on this thread... And leaves... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I find it depressing that no "meaningful" thread I have ever made has got even half the responses this thread has Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB1 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Maybe Si could do a patch for the poor girl. The patch would make her love the game as well and then they could spend the rest of there lives playing together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
presumingpete Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Please... don't... I actually lost a gf to pacman Pacman! that girlfriend stealing git! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abs_UK Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 You need to tell him that his board confidence with his new club "Girlfriend" is insecure and he needs to have a more "hands-on" approach. I suggest you ask him to attend a "press conference" to discuss the matter. This thread has made my day Okay who is the fella put your hands up.... R3b3cc@ any chance of a pic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB1 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I find it depressing that no "meaningful" thread I have ever made has got even half the responses this thread has I think that after all the hassle of getting the gamwe running this thread is a bit of fresh air, and hopefully a novelty which wont be here forever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyg Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Pacman! that girlfriend stealing git! yeh anytime i see one of those blasted machines, i smash it seven ways from sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InzieBear Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 absolutely wonderful stuff. I have read every post and every one has made me laugh more than all the comedians on TV put together. People in my office are wondering what the hell i keep laughing at, and i am meant to be working so i cant tell them. Superb...i am going to print this thread off and re-read it later. some of the things people come out with....dear oh dear i am in stiches. bless you all for making my day....and i have even worked out what to do with my tight marking tactic. Carry on Threading! ha ha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGM Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Please... don't... I actually lost a gf to pacman lol you cant leave it at that, we need more of an explanation... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson1888 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 It's probably like dejavu for most of us. Well lets say My girlfriend gets to watch her soaps while I'm playing fm....thats compromise. Mind you when there is football on the box thats why we have a tv upstairs. You could also do what she does and look at all the player pictures to see who you think is cute lol. Still can't believe she thinks Scott Brown is hot...can't say much for me then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyg Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 http://www.ukpitbulls.co.uk/big%20dave%20waters.jpg i think i have found our culprit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 She pm'd me a pic. Is it just me, or is that better than I imagined? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I find it depressing that no "meaningful" thread I have ever made has got even half the responses this thread has You've done as much as anyone to keep this thread going. Hehe! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres09 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 It's probably like dejavu for most of us. Well lets say My girlfriend gets to watch her soaps while I'm playing fm....thats compromise. Mind you when there is football on the box thats why we have a tv upstairs. You could also do what she does and look at all the player pictures to see who you think is cute lol. Still can't believe she thinks Scott Brown is hot...can't say much for me then. Don't worry. my missus actually admits to fancying Ian Beale off Eastenders.......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGM Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 She pm'd me a pic. Is it just me, or is that better than I imagined? yes, yes it is (see post directly above yours) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB1 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 She pm'd me a pic. Is it just me, or is that better than I imagined? Classic. Love the tool belt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyg Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 She pm'd me a pic. Is it just me, or is that better than I imagined? i think i prefer this to the person i thought it might be.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike7077 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Classic. Love the tool belt What every girl longs to hear.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrari312 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 hehe 101010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres09 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Classic. Love the tool belt Emphasis on the 'tool' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB1 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 What every girl longs to hear.. Have we gone off topic enough yet for a MOD to pop in? We had a cunning plan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Studge King Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Can you believe she nearly made it out like her boyfriend was the one with the problem?! I told my woman months in advance, come nov 14th, Dont get in the way of me and FM09... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3b3cc@ Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 Ooof (sorry Mike) this is all going a bit too far now. The hehe's are starting to annoy me oh, im sorry! ill try and stop! its just a habit Legend, Now that 'Becky' has decided that I am the one for her/him, I'm off to find out! see ya soon hehe This thread has made my dayOkay who is the fella put your hands up.... R3b3cc@ any chance of a pic i dont understand how to put a picture in the typing part, and no one is helping me! I find it depressing that no "meaningful" thread I have ever made has got even half the responses this thread has ohh sweetie, dont worry about it, its understandable that im more popular because these nice lads want to help me out, thank you guys :pooooxxx you sure he isn't gay? if he is choosing FM over boobs there must be something wrong after 3 weeks of being together. That's meant to be part of the honeymoon period where all you do is............. OH. MY. GOLLY. GOSH. nooooo! he is meant to be the one, first an fm addiction, now he is gay! make the pain stopppp! boyyys, why is my internet so slow :S has it got to do with the fact that im trying to put pictures on my computer? :confused: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyg Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 lol you cant leave it at that, we need more of an explanation... what can i say, she got seriously addicted to the game. It ended up with us having to rush down to tesco where we found randomly wandering round the store making a beeping noise and repeatedly opening and closing her mouth. I believe they sectioned her after that incident... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie MUFC Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 She pm'd me a pic. Is it just me, or is that better than I imagined? Hmm, note the hand-on-hip-in-a-slightly-camp-manner. "I've come to fix yer plumbing, ducky". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrari312 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 OK now I'm getting some funny looks from my boss - the "tool belt" thing broke my resistance - I can't stop laughing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGM Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 soon this thread is going to make the patch download details one look like a tiny afterthought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Wakeford Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 what can i say, she got seriously addicted to the game. It ended up with us having to rush down to tesco where we found randomly wandering round the store making a beeping noise and repeatedly opening and closing her mouth. I believe they sectioned her after that incident... Was she munching fruit spilled in the aisles? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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