michaelowen Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 year after year you guys realy make my year after being up neary all night getting well into this this has been better than sex .just love the transfer rumours now this is the game what realy turns me on keep up with this fantastic work you are doing really appreciated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigy18181 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 you need a new sex life then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvbrock82 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 hmmmmm, im keeping my copy of FM away from you mate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samsung Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Imagine michaelowen's girlfriend found out what she said.... He'd have no choice but to play FM ahahah!!! Plus if the sex is bad, ther are many books and online website that give a helping hand ^^ I got your back mate!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I can think of lots of things better than FM, sex is right up there, so is the feel of new sheets on the bed and Lego. I worry about people who think FM is better than sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil ole me Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Sex??? I wish i could get into my bed to get some but i cannot get in as my 2 young daughters occupy my half so i have no choice but to play FM 09!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsunari Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 0.0; ok then, I think you have a little to much off an addiction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
longyt Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 umm....yeh.....i DONT agree with you here. fm is better than alot of things in life...but if my girlfriend wants to have sex, i'll exit fm every time. (after finishing my match and saving of course ;P) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I can think of lots of things better than FM, sex is right up there, so is the feel of new sheets on the bed and Lego. I worry about people who think FM is better than sex. Lego?? If you worry about people who think FM is better then sex, I'd say you don't get enough sex! I have a very demanding missus (she only demands one thing though); I have to, er, 'put her to sleep' so that I can sneak out of the bedroom for a good long sesh while she snoozes in the post-coital state. Everyone satisfied; I'm a master of compromise, me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 No no, Lego isn't better than sex, it's better than FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvbrock82 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 No no, Lego isn't better than sex, it's better than FM. lol, a hell of a misunderstanding... now thats something you dont hear everyday! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPlanet Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 What about sex with lego whilst playing FM? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bRAzIL Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 maybe his bird is a munter? Fm better than sex? Pffft! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 What about sex with lego whilst playing FM? I don't think it would work. I once "impressed" my wife with a pair of Lego glasses I had made (I thought they were brilliant, but quite sore to wear), I might try and make a pair of Lego pants and see if that floats her boat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonfun1980 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 You are almost as bad as the guy that wanted to take a regen for a bath with himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Ritchie Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Much as I love FM, are you sure you're doing it right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillsMan Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 This is quite a disturbing thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelowen Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 well people have kept my word have still not had sex since this game has come out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristan_Nieve Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 What about sex with lego whilst playing FM? We're mans dude, we cannot do more than one thing at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSGTroyer Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Imagine michaelowen's girlfriend found out what she said.... He'd have no choice but to play FM ahahah!!!Plus if the sex is bad, ther are many books and online website that give a helping hand ^^ I got your back mate!!! You can have his back...stay away from mine... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carradona Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Practice safe sex, always wash your hands before you m*sturbate. Edit for spelling -.- Edit 2: Seems my correct spelling censored the word... How prude, SI Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 It's your tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
baker.simon Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 What about sex with lego whilst playing FM? Im tryin to picture this but.............. OH GOD NO, PUT IT AWAY!!! MY EYES Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avelives Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Sex??? I wish i could get into my bed to get some but i cannot get in as my 2 young daughters occupy my half so i have no choice but to play FM 09!!!! I read up to the part which said '2 young daughters' and nearly fell off my chair in shock Then i read the rest of the sentence and breathed a HUGE sigh of relief... phew As to the OP, i think you may be doing something wrong dude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidBurn Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 There is something seriously wrong with someone who think FM is better than sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Y P Z Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 LOL this thread is still going Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
willz77 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 ya, guess his not geting much pressure from his wifey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 You see...playing Football Manager is very much like...making love...to a beautiful woman. You take a while to start up, setting the foundations, thinking up the ideal tactic to get the glory of a job well done. After some preperaration and sweet talk, you get down to the nitty gritty. This will be the biggest hour and a half of your life, and you're hoping it isn't over within 10 minutes. When you fail to meet expectations during proceedings, you can't possibly figure out why you're not scoring, why the little man isn't popping into the right spaces. You keep faith though, and eventually you're rewarded with a last gasp climax. You hit the back of net, bang it's in, and it's all over. You relax and savour the moment. You may choose afterwards to again say some words (if you do, it's probably best not to criticise after such a victory), but you know you've got to do it all over again next weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPlanet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Can't my assistant manager just do it all instead? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Yes but don't expect as great a performance as you could achieve. He'll mince his words and we all know women don't like it where the Ass Man, we must presume, would want to put it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPlanet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Ok, it's time for lots of FM sex puns. I'll start. Halfway through and you're giving your little guy a team talk "I have faith in your ability!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Don't go near Tottenham, I hear they're 'bent and keen'. That's a transfer window out of date though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillsMan Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Do we really need another FM or Sex thread? I feel a little uncomfortable about it since we have a large number of 13-15 year olds on this board. Besides, it's a bit like saying "which is better, your car, or cornflakes?" I mean, my car is useful, but it doesn't fill me up in the mornings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy38 Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Don't you worry yourself GillsMan, be safe in the knowledge that most, if not all, of the 13 years olds here are up to a year into an active sex life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPlanet Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Do we really need another FM or Sex thread? I feel a little uncomfortable about it since we have a large number of 13-15 year olds on this board. Besides, it's a bit like saying "which is better, your car, or cornflakes?" I mean, my car is useful, but it doesn't fill me up in the mornings. Daddy or Chips? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GillsMan Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Don't you worry yourself GillsMan, be safe in the knowledge that most, if not all, of the 13 years olds are a year into an active sex life. Cheers, you helped me make up my mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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