Popular Post Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2019 "We're back everyone!" "Welcome to the FMCU Awards Show X. I'm your host @Deisler26 and this being the celebration of 10 years of these awards, I was asked to host them as I did the very first one back in the day. And what better place to hold these awards than at our first ever venue? Right. We have a packed show tonight and a a number of big awards. Will hot favourite @Makoto Nakamura sweep the awards as expected? The bookies have suspended all bets on his Croatia Berlin save so far, but dark horse @Jimbokav1971 is quietly gaining traction amongst the more folically challenged FM fans. Does this all sound a little fradulent? Well keep an eye on this thread and we should see who will come out on top and who is going to be sentenced to be Hakan's toliet cleaner." 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carambau Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 * gets popcorn * Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 It'll be interesting to see how many Hiro Nakamura wins this time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: The bookies have suspended all bets on his Croatia Berlin save so far, but dark horse @Jimbokav1971 is quietly gaining traction amongst the more folically challenged FM fans. You of course mean IQ challenged rather than folically challenged! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Also Jimbo can look forward to his thread being called by its actual name this time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Hi Deisler, it's Anne here on the red carpet!" "Hi Anne! What's it like down there?" "Well, the buzz is growing and growing. First we had a limousine turn up and 6 men with bald heads got out and walked into the theatre. After that, we were treated to Hakan Tellus and Alicia Vikander rolling up in their customised 1936 Ford. Pulling out all the stops now!" "Wonderful, but have we seen any of the people nominated yet?" "Apparently @oriole01 was spotted trying to get in, but Security mistook him for a crowd member and threw him out, claiming he looked like, let me check...."A knock-off f**king Harry Potter".. "A bit harsh, Anne?" "Not really, he really does look like a Lidl Harry Potter!" "That's great, back to you soon" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I'm here with my pizza! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, deltablue said: Also Jimbo can look forward to his thread being called by its actual name this time Who knows, we might just call it "Jimbo's Thread" out of tradition now 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, deltablue said: Also Jimbo can look forward to his thread being called by its actual name this time Have you noticed that my thread names are very much all or nothing? I seriously considered calling my main thread "." this year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Here we go Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, oriole01 said: Who knows, we might just call it "Jimbo's Thread" out of tradition now Oh I hope so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Deisler26 said: "Not really, he really does look like a Lidl Harry Potter!" That's actually what I look like! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carambau Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 This is great!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: "Apparently @oriole01 was spotted trying to get in, but Security mistook him for a crowd member and threw him out, claiming he looked like, let me check...."A knock-off f**king Harry Potter".. "A bit harsh, Anne?" "Not really, he really does look like a Lidl Harry Potter!" I'll take a different red carpet reporter, please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post deltablue Posted October 8, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2019 Before we begin, I'd just like to say a few words. It's a shame I couldn't make this a hosting swansong but I wasn't sure about my academic schedule, indeed having had to submit my first assignment of the term a couple of Sundays ago, my next one is due this coming Sunday. Then I have twice as long to do the next one which doesn't require me to write as much, because Dundee logic I guess. Unfortunately I also lost my favourite Mexican aunt (and godmother) a week and a half ago, with other things going wrong since so while things are smoother again now, it would have been tricky to be motivated to do it right now as well as keeping up with the votes. I'm glad Deisler was able to do it instead as a tried and trusted host. Also I won't be on for too long (there was a reason I did it a lot earlier, and still needed tea) but it will be fun to see how it goes tonight. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Ladies and gentlemen! It is my honour to declare this awards session....OPEN! Now, before I hand you over to the house band for the first time this evening, I want to pass on some sad news..." "As some of you will know, Claire was our red carpet reporter for many years. She reported on @dafuge's incredible win streak and some mighty strange fashions. However, in time, her services were not needed and she struggled to find other work. Eventually, she found herself in the Mediterranean and, whilst on a boat out past Sardinia, she spotted a shiny thing in the water that looked like @Raware's legendary silver shoes and dived in to interview them. She never surfaced. From all of us here, we send our heartfelt condolences to her family. RIP Claire..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Please welcome, our house band for this evening! HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, deltablue said: Before we begin, I'd just like to say a few words. It's a shame I couldn't make this a hosting swansong but I wasn't sure about my academic schedule, indeed having had to submit my first assignment of the term a couple of Sundays ago, my next one is due this coming Sunday. Then I have twice as long to do the next one which doesn't require me to write as much, because Dundee logic I guess. Unfortunately I also lost my favourite Mexican aunt (and godmother) a week and a half ago, with other things going wrong since so while things are smoother again now, it would have been tricky to be motivated to do it right now as well as keeping up with the votes. I'm glad Deisler was able to do it instead as a tried and trusted host. Also I won't be on for too long (there was a reason I did it a lot earlier, and still needed tea) but it will be fun to see how it goes tonight. Much love, man 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) "I did ask Zlatan to help me host tonight. but he said something about naked roundhouse kicks and balls deep in a Swedish milk maid. So I'm doing it on my own! The first award of the evening is the FMCU Best Newcomer Award! This award is one of the better ones that you can have. It shows that you have truly arrived on the FMCU stage... So, without further ado, let us find out the winner.... *rips* I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! IT'S A THREE WAY TIE!! The joint winners are @Stuniverse, @_Ben_ & @scousevasey *applause* Edited October 8, 2019 by Deisler26 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Hi @Stuniverse, @_Ben_ & @scousevasey!" "Congratulations on your award win. Is this the best threesome you've ever been in?" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scousevasey Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Deisler26 said: "I did ask Zlatan to help me host tonight. but he said something about naked roundhouse kicks and balls deep in a Swedish milk maid. So I'm doing it on my own! The first award of the evening is the FMCU Best Newcomer Award! This award is one of the better ones that you can have. It shows that you have truly arrived on the FMCU stage... So, without further ado, let us find out the winner.... *rips* I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! IT'S A THREE WAY TIE!! The joint winners are @Stuniverse, @_Ben_ & @scousevasey *applause* Amazed to get views on my thread (and they have continued all year) Amazed to get nominated And shocked to have got enough votes to get a share of the award Thanks to all who have read/contributed through the year, and I am glad of the house band for the night as they play into my FM20 plans in some way 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oriole01 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) If the Zlatan doesn't show up tonight, @ManUtd1, your FM20 thread will be #CANCELLED! Congrats to our trio of winners, by the way. Great threads by all of you. Edited October 8, 2019 by oriole01 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail316 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Is it award time already? Kin'hell. Didn't even see the thread for voting. Apologies for my lack of a contribution, but looking forward to this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Wow. What a start to proceedings! Our first ever three-way, err, tie. Yes, that's it." "Now, we move onto our second award of the evening. The Best FMCU Team. This is where all of us earn our metaphorical pay. Turning CM5 brass into FM19 gold. Or FM19 sh*t in some cases. This was a hotly contested category with only one team receiving more than one vote.." "That team was...*rips* @Makoto Nakamura's Croatia Berlin team!!!" *applause* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Hi, @Makoto Nakamura!" "Congratulations on your award! Do you think that if you hadn't won this, it would have felt like a kick at the Balkans?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, ManUtd1 said: "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER! YOU DON'T KNOW HER! IN FACT! EVEN *I* DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 *ahem* "Now, to our house band HALF MAN, HALF BISCUIT!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Congrats to @scousevasey @_Ben_and @Stuniverseand I hope you enjoy your night together. I won't bother congratulating @Makoto Nakamurayet because there will be plenty of time for that after each subsequent award he wins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Makoto Nakamura Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: "Hi, @Makoto Nakamura!" "Congratulations on your award! Do you think that if you hadn't won this, it would have felt like a kick at the Balkans?" Why thank you to everyone who voted! There was still more I could do but I left it on a high, there have been some pretty good teams this year! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: I keep saying to myself that I am going to manage these one day. It still hasn't happened but the dream is well and truly alive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) "Thank you, Half Man, Half Biscuit!" "Right. Let's get into the swing of the third award tonight. The third award tonight is for Best FMCU Journeyman Career. There's a voice. That keeps on calling them. Down the road. That's where they'll always be. Every stop they make, they make a new friend but they can't stay for long, you turn around and they're gone again. Maybe tomorrow, they'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, they'll just keep moving on" "Some unsung heroes in this catagory with @Mandy42 & @TerminalPortugal both receiving at least one vote here. But..*rips*... it's that man again, @Makoto Nakamura, for The Perfectionist IV" *applause* Edited October 8, 2019 by Deisler26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "HI @Makoto Nakamura!" "Congratulations on your second award! Given that your thread is called The Perfectionist and it's the fourth incarnation, does that mean that you're actually not very good at it?" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, oriole01 said: If the Zlatan doesn't show up tonight, @ManUtd1, your FM20 thread will be #CANCELLED! Congrats to our trio of winners, by the way. Great threads by all of you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Well done all the winners so far. I'm going to head off for the night now but I look forward to catching up tomorrow morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Deisler26 said: "HI @Makoto Nakamura!" "Congratulations on your second award! Given that your thread is called The Perfectionist and it's the fourth incarnation, does that mean that you're actually not very good at it?" Thank you again, I am actually terrible, I am a fraudulent perfectionist! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Makoto Nakamura said: Thank you again, I am actually terrible, I am a fraudulent perfectionist! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Loving the awards so far, but not impressed by the drinks available. I can't believe @Deisler26 didn't arrange for Cacao wine to be served. Edited October 8, 2019 by kidthekid 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "We're certainly pulling out all the stops tonight!" "Wait..what's that.. uh-huh. Oh.... Ladies and Gentlemen, I've just had a message from Security. Apparently @oriole01 has been put in time out for saying that the awards should be done "like that Mexican fella did". I apologise to all" ----------------------------------------- "Anyway, after that unpleasantness, let's go on to award #4. Best FMCU Poster. This is for the poster that has helped or entertained the community most in this awards year. I, myself, have had a little bet on who's going to win this one and *rip* I don't think *tear* I'm going to be disapp... GOD-F**KING-DAMMIT.. The winner is @Jimbokav1971. All that money...wasted on Makot... I mean, CONGRATULATIONS..." *Stunned applause* 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedese Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Congrats Jimbo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Hi @Jimbokav1971!" "Congratulations on your award! Is it a case of quantity over quality?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carambau Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Deisler26 said: "We're certainly pulling out all the stops tonight!" "Wait..what's that.. uh-huh. Oh.... Ladies and Gentlemen, I've just had a message from Security. Apparently @oriole01 has been put in time out for saying that the awards should be done "like that Mexican fella did". I apologise to all" ----------------------------------------- "Anyway, after that unpleasantness, let's go on to award #4. Best FMCU Poster. This is for the poster that has helped or entertained the community most in this awards year. I, myself, have had a little bet on who's going to win this one and *rip* I don't think *tear* I'm going to be disapp... GOD-F**KING-DAMMIT.. The winner is @Jimbokav1971. All that money...wasted on Makot... I mean, CONGRATULATIONS..." *Stunned applause* Yay! Congrats Jimbokav:) well deserved! ...though I voted for someone else... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "We're gonna take a little break now! I leave you in the hands of our house band, HALF MAN, HALF BISCUIT!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: "We're certainly pulling out all the stops tonight!" "Wait..what's that.. uh-huh. Oh.... Ladies and Gentlemen, I've just had a message from Security. Apparently @oriole01 has been put in time out for saying that the awards should be done "like that Mexican fella did". I apologise to all" ----------------------------------------- "Anyway, after that unpleasantness, let's go on to award #4. Best FMCU Poster. This is for the poster that has helped or entertained the community most in this awards year. I, myself, have had a little bet on who's going to win this one and *rip* I don't think *tear* I'm going to be disapp... GOD-F**KING-DAMMIT.. The winner is @Jimbokav1971. All that money...wasted on Makot... I mean, CONGRATULATIONS..." *Stunned applause* I demand a re-count! Or at the very least immediate acceptance into the fraudulence clique! Thanks very much to all the idiots that voted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jimbokav1971 said: I demand a re-count! Or at the very least immediate acceptance into the fraudulence clique! Thanks very much to all the idiots that voted. One...of....us?? One of us! One of us! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: "Hi @Jimbokav1971!" "Congratulations on your award! Is it a case of quantity over quality?" I have no idea, but I have absolutely no comment to make with regards to the accusations that that I am backed by a Russian/Brazilian/Scandinavian Oligark and the voting has somehow been rigged. (It's the only explanation... right?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jimbokav1971 said: Or at the very least immediate acceptance into the fraudulence clique! Thanks very much to all the idiots that voted. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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