BoxToBox Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Holy geebus! Laval fell behind quickly, and we took the lead, once they got the equalizer all we had to do was hold on as Laval were taking a battering, which we barely managed to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 @BoxToBox - congrats on making it to Ligue 1! In with the big boys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minuy600 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 We should ban you from any sort of challenge altogether. Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 League Table Coupe de France Player Stats Key Profiles Facilities Cahuzac Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Up to Ligue 2 and we're not predicted to do well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, smp20 said: Jesus, he's awesome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 22 hours ago, Benjoe said: "Look guys, I got this clearing!!!" "That was so close!!" 8 hours ago, Benjoe said: I now understand La Baguette On 08/06/2018 at 22:39, Benjoe said: He managed to keep them on distance while they played there first few matches in the formation which Samir had given the very beautiful name, "Le Baguette". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbokav1971 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 I'm annoyed at myself for choosing such a hard team. Instead of going for a team with low expectations where all I would have to do was avoid relegation, I was greedy and went for a team who had good facilities. This in turn comes at a price in terms of increased expectations/ I gave by save a proper go and still couldn't survive. You would think that I would have learnt my lesson by now. Well done to all who are still battling away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Finances aren't as bad as they look, got 570k coming in soon for the 2nd place in the league finish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keano16 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 The guy who looks like he should be on a watch list has landed in the south of France after frauding his way into a job. They won a Ligue 2 title way back when and have a 10,000 capacity stadium, should do us for a while! Time for Claude van Fraude to fraud his way up France. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Something tells me we won't be expanding our 3.5k stadium to 20k next season either. More likely, a new stadium, and if it's like 17, it'll be the 2nd in a row named after Deschamps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Keano16 said: French/Irish, his 'aul fella must have defrauded a saucy French sort. Welcome to the party. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Welcome @Keano16 and Claude! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidthekid Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 ligue 1 alread!!! @Makoto Nakamura you need update that meme, switch @BoxToBox with @smp20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 41 minutes ago, Jimbokav1971 said: I'm annoyed at myself for choosing such a hard team. Instead of going for a team with low expectations where all I would have to do was avoid relegation, I was greedy and went for a team who had good facilities. This in turn comes at a price in terms of increased expectations/ I gave by save a proper go and still couldn't survive. You would think that I would have learnt my lesson by now. Well done to all who are still battling away. Make a comeback! Come on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Makoto Nakamura said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makoto Nakamura Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 10/6/18 - Daily Update Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, Jimbokav1971 said: I'm annoyed at myself for choosing such a hard team. Instead of going for a team with low expectations where all I would have to do was avoid relegation, I was greedy and went for a team who had good facilities. This in turn comes at a price in terms of increased expectations/ I gave by save a proper go and still couldn't survive. You would think that I would have learnt my lesson by now. Well done to all who are still battling away. 9 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: Make a comeback! Come on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, enigmatic said: I now understand La Baguette Well that makes someone. Can I sign you for my team perhaps? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Benjoe said: Yup. FM defending: Pinball edt. FM defending: Pinball 2nd edt. And an update on the season. We commit penalties, and we're good at it. That's really impressive! Maximuss is proud! We got our third win of the season as well! Against the then 5th placed Nimes Olympique res. at that. We're still doing horrendous, and the board are no longer liking it. We have four more games to get 5 points. Should be easy, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Do one Mancini Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Good luck @Benjoe - let's hope the Nimes game was a turning point! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, smp20 said: Do one Mancini Ye, fuvk off, Bobby! 8 minutes ago, smp20 said: Good luck @Benjoe - let's hope the Nimes game was a turning point! Cheers mate! It was a very promising display That's for sure. Might be on to something with the latest edition of the ween. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keano16 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, BoxToBox said: French/Irish, his 'aul fella must have defrauded a saucy French sort. Welcome to the party. The old fraudulent charm could not be refused. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Benjoe said: Ye, fuvk off, Bobby! Cheers mate! It was a very promising display That's for sure. Might be on to something with the latest edition of the ween. He even followed me to our away game in Reunion....17 year old Mo Kara's got a stalker! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Congrats to @BoxToBoxfor an absolutely insane achievement. I don't think I can even crack jokes at it at this point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, smp20 said: He even followed me to our away game in Reunion....17 year old Mo Kara's got a stalker! In real life that's be ripped to pieces on the news. 1 minute ago, noikeee said: Congrats to @BoxToBoxfor an absolutely insane achievement. I don't think I can even crack jokes at it at this point. Cheers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 April 2, 2019. Dear Diary, Today was a big day. A new cellmate could mean so many different things. I did not want a repeat of the experience when I first arrived, so I made sure I was prepared. I filed my toothbrush into a shiv, snorted some of that powdered seahorse Luc gives us before matches, and worked myself into a proper rage. I wasn't going to take it from anyone. Never again. Turns out, my new cellmate was about my size. Armed with my toothbrush and in the red mist of a seahorse-induced rage, he was no match for me. I made him my ***** within 5 minutes of lights-out. On the pitch, I'm finding this harder lifestyle suits me. The lads love to train, so we train. 7 days a week. 4 hours per day. There's nothing like it. No distractions. Especially not with the imminent kickoff of the intra-prison league, which only runs through the summer months. At first I thought we would going to annihilate the opposition, until our keeper got put in solitary for a month and our best winger was paroled. Lots of jokes about how the transfer windows are always open here, but we need a miracle. We're away to Fleury-Mérogis 'A' first next week. Rumor has it that 2 former Marseille lads play up top for them, having been sent up for plotting to fix matches. But that could just be a rumor. I'd better bring my toothbrush, just in case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 8 hours ago, ManUtd1 said: Only for you to Google-stalk her in a drunken, crying pool of self-pity 48 hours later... They beat Clairvaux?! *weeping continues* While "Sometime around midnight" plays in the background. **** me.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Benjoe said: While "Sometime around midnight" plays in the background. **** me.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Always nice to bring back a club icon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Local? He owns a Casino in Granville in northern France. If it's the same one.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Get out of here Gortari! Parisiens are not welcome on the island Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikeee Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 This must be the worst job in the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 April 11, 2019. Dear Diary, I've been pushed to the edge. Fleury-Mérogis destroyed us. It was awful. Our reserve keeper was beaten with bars of soap in socks for his awful showing. I was forced to do something I feared doing. I had no choice. When we returned to Clairvaux, I went to see the man called "Le Rouge" in the yard. And uttered those fateful words. "I understand you're a man who knows how to get things." "Yeah, I've been known to locate certain things from time to time." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, noikeee said: This must be the worst job in the world. Even this guy said no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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noikeee Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 TA Rennes - proving Zinedine Fraudane wrong Mid-season update 2019/2020 Transfers This year we lost fullback/centerback Daouda Gérard who got poached by USON Mondeville, after DM Boubacar Diawara had retired. We're now down to 15 players from the original squad, including 3 keepers. All kids beyond them (at least some of them are now thankfully 16 and can start playing), are completely useless. Fun times. This had started pretty damn great. With 6 wins in the first 8 matches, we looked set for a promotion bid, even if annoyingly Brest B just kept on winning every game and opening a margin upfront. Nevertheless, we toyed with 2nd place. That is, until we progressively lost form, and by now look pretty far from 2nd place nevermind 1st. We sit 4th at the turn of the calendar year again. There was another glimpse of the light at the end of the tunnel, in the shape of a cup run, which could hopefully give us a bit of money or reputation or hope or anything. Two huge wins over lower league amateur sides (5-0 then 9-0) made me think we could go far in here. But Blois Foot 41, who are top of another National 3 division, quickly killed our hopes in the 7th round. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 With Jealous by Labrinth playing Maximuss sits and cries. Alone. Abandoned. No one wants to help him. Not even Samir @Makoto Nakamura's Aubagne properly thrashed us. Meaning we need to win both of our next 2 games otherwise Maximuss is OUT. Great. Thanks, Mako! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjoe Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 I'm not even gonna share a single of them. No gifs. No jokes. No anything. I'm off to bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Just after having our first ever Ligue 1 match, and it was a victory! A well earned one with an injury time scorcher by (now) club legend Oumar Diaby, assisted by future legend Yannick Laporte. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Benjoe said: I'm not even gonna share a single of them. No gifs. No jokes. No anything. I'm off to bed. Lot of 2nd nationalities, which is nice, but otherwise.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Benjoe said: I'm not even gonna share a single of them. No gifs. No jokes. No anything. I'm off to bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smp20 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 2020/21 Mid-Season Update Le Fraude Noir Romain ~ Rocchi ~ Mustivar ~ Vincent I've gone against the purist rules and signed players (though a purist would have thrown me out the door with my manager attributes/experience and signing Cahuzac). I am now Le Fraude Noir, as I have allowed myself to sign players that have come through our academy. Two years after his £750k deal to Lens, Julien Romain is back where he started. Rocchi gives us a quality left wing option while Haitian Soni has been superb for us. Vincent has just joined us. I have others on my list. Ligue Deux We've taken the Ligue 2 by storm and but for a monumental bottle job we should be looking for promotion at the first time of asking. Les Cupes We've had a good run in the League Cup and face Toulouse in the final 8. Lyon await us in the French Cup 9th round after we beat the Reunion champs and a National 3 side. Player Stats Bassole has forced himself into the side as our first choice striker. For what he lacks in technical ability he makes up for with physical dominance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 May 17, 2019. Dear Diary, The day has finally arrived. My rock hammer is here, so that I can hand-carve a subbuteo board and players, to give the lads tactical advice on. (We're not allowed to have magnets after a recent incident involving a can opener and 3 industrial-strength magnets.) Give it a few months, and our set piece routines are going to be off the hook. I also managed to befriend one of the guards, who coaches his niece's U16 side. Turns out they'd inverted the libero the wrong way. Once I set him straight, I began to live in relative luxury -- safe from beatings and the like, favored with choice portions of the prison "stew," etc. It isn't life on the outside, but it is a few shades better than it was a month or so back. (It isn't a stew. Not by any measure or definition. But this Irish lad in here with me calls it a stew and we're all terrified of him...even the guards. One of these days, though, we're going to have to set him straight on what a stew is and isn't.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 minute ago, ManUtd1 said: But this Irish lad in here with me calls it a stew and we're all terrified of him...even the guards. My kind of guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd1 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 May 25, 2019. Dear Diary, The Irish lad, Drake, has finally accepted what a stew is and isn't. We don't see eye to eye on much, but on that we can agree. I wonder if this is the start of a beautiful friendship? He even offered to help me carve the subbuteo players. He's quite handy with the rock hammer and even managed to add a crest and numbers to the players' kits. You'd never know it by looking at him, but he's in here for murder. He won't talk about the details, though...doesn't want to dwell on the past. Just makes a life for himself in here, where he's an important man. I made the mistake over dinner tonight of talking about my plan to return to managing upon my release. He was outraged. Resentful. Bitter. "Hope? Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use on the inside. You'd better get used to that idea." And with that, he left. Didn't even finish his stew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 We're in for 5 long weeks... Garcia mans the sticks for the next month.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaunvamos Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 End of 2019 Season Review I wrote this season off as soon as lost players, and just focused my efforts on avoiding the drop and keeping my job. In hindsight I probably should've ticked add players to playable teams, but what's life without a little difficulty? Key Players He was our best player, but will likely only be here one more season. It's hard being a goalkeeper when you only have 6 players for most of the season. Will likely be gone after next season as well. Next Season Our second youth intake was amazing, so once they begin to turn 16 our team should be reasonable. I think we have one more year of struggle, and I think mid table is still too much to ask. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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