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As in a Turkish bath thingy?

Been trekking in the Atlas mountains and our guide recommended one when we got back to Marrakesh. Me and a guy I was with laid down on this marble floor and a guy in shorts throws water on you and washes your body. He puts his hands down your shorts and washes everything :D

Anyway half way through he takes his shorts off and is now washing me stark bollock naked. He squats over me and my hand accidently touches something that is shouldn't :D

It was all very surreal

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As in a Turkish bath thingy?

Been trekking in the Atlas mountains and our guide recommended one when we got back to Marrakesh. Me and a guy I was with laid down on this marble floor and a guy in shorts throws water on you and washes your body. He puts his hands down your shorts and washes everything :D

Anyway half way through he takes his shorts off and is now washing me stark bollock naked. He squats over me and my hand accidently touches something that is shouldn't :D

It was all very surreal

Can you not get a female version of this? This doesn't sound very appealing at all.

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From paying prostitues so you can go down on them to being bathed and fondled by a naked man. Quite the U-Turn.

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I came in here thinking it was some kind of kebab/hummus thing.

Didn't expect what I read. Probably wouldn't try it, not when there's other d***s flopping about.

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Can you not get a female version of this? This doesn't sound very appealing at all.
Muslim country so nope. Although got a normal massage afterwards from a female

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I don't understand why he took his shorts off :confused:
Neither do I :D

Was just after the guy I was with left for his massage. I did fear rape.

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No I had shorts on but he puts his hand down to wash your tackle. Im sure a finger nearly went up my bum aswell

lt sounds really bad now :D

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I didn't want to look. Probably a *****. Amount of hot water he threw over my face too felt like I was being water boarded

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You have done a really poor job of selling this as an "experience" people would want to try haha.

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I think you just paid to be the star in a Moroccan soft core gay movie, if you'd paid more you might have got the full hardcore experience.

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I'd like to think that there's a Turkish forum somewhere where a guy is now complaining about the least reciprocative sexual experience he's ever had.

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I think you just paid to be the star in a Moroccan soft core gay movie, if you'd paid more you might have got the full hardcore experience.
I'd like to think that there's a Turkish forum somewhere where a guy is now complaining about the least reciprocative sexual experience he's ever had.

Brilliant :cool:

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Well im up for trying anything once. Was really relaxing actually, just not that part

Which part? I can think of a few I'm not keen on. The finger around my anus. The nakedness. Fondling the blokes Gonads...

The list goes on, and I don't really want to make the list or think about it!

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Which part? I can think of a few I'm not keen on. The finger around my anus. The nakedness. Fondling the blokes Gonads...

The list goes on, and I don't really want to make the list or think about it!

Well yea most of it tbh

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Need a mod to retitle this "Has anyone starred in Moroccan gay porn?"

Wheres Serp when you need him.

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"What not to do while in Morocco: featuring a Hammam, Paul Bacon's bum and a Moroccan finger"

:cool:

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Its not something i will forget for a very long time. I wasnt the only one having the naked wash, although speaking to the other guys he was more thorough with me :D

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Its not something i will forget for a very long time. I wasnt the only one having the naked wash, although speaking to the other guys he was more thorough with me :D

This is sounding more and more suspicious, and amusing, as it goes on.

Steamy Marrakesh Man action starring Paul Bacon

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ha, kinda funny that someone with Bacon in his name took part in an Islamic sexual homosexual bathing ritual :lol:

I'm sure it's 'haraam' on so many levels...

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Just when I think this thread can't get any better, Paul Bacon feeds fuel into the fire.

edit: ah well, at least you didn't get 'shafted' out of anything.

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Thing is, if that happened over here then clearly something would be abit wrong about it, but with it being in Morocco i just assumed it was the thing they did :D

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I don't even know if that's deemed offensive to Moroccans or not :lol:

"Just assumed they play with each other's d***s in the bath."

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To give you a rough idea, this is what is was sort of like -

Wasnt in Düsseldorf obviously, and the guy was naked with me :D

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Muslim country so nope. Although got a normal massage afterwards from a female

I do not believe that you, of all people, only had a "normal" massage

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never had one, but seen on touristic tv shows it's something of an experience, painful but nice afterwards, bit rough.

Not sure of the name though, thought they weren't allowed ham *extremely lame I know * grabs coat * tumbleweed*

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I do not believe that you, of all people, only had a "normal" massage

as if in a muslim country females can massage a male.

PS how much did they charge for a happy ending?

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