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***The 2009 FMS Awards - Live from a Nuclear Bunker somewhere near Tehran***


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For many years, the Hall of Fame has been occupied by an Scotsman who has a heart of granite. Many attempts have been made to provide Peacemaker7 with company in the form of Raptor - all of which were unsuccessful.

However, this year, all of that has changed - Raptor is officially a member of the Hall of Fame!

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Comedic Interlude #2 (commercial break, wee-wee break, &c.)

Top Ten Things Never To Say To That Girl You Have A Crush On

10. Are you as anxiously awaiting the release of the next Star Wars movie as I am?

9. How about you and I go make some of my dreams come true?

8. Hey, what's this? ... You gave me a lousy C-plus?

7. Your house looks nice.

6. Don't you think Barack Obama is the best President ever?

5. Shouldn't it be enough that I like you? It's not like anyone else does.

4. I had flowers for you, but I got hungry.

3. So I hear you’re into the weird, stalker type.

2. “Do these pants make me look fat?”

1. Hey, babe, fruit party, my house, Saturday. Bring your melons.

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Comedic Interlude #2 (commercial break, wee-wee break, &c.)

Top Ten Things Never To Say To That Girl You Have A Crush On

10. Are you as anxiously awaiting the release of the next Star Wars movie as I am?

9. How about you and I go make some of my dreams come true?

8. Hey, what's this? ... You gave me a lousy C-plus?

7. Your house looks nice.

6. Don't you think Barack Obama is the best President ever?

5. Shouldn't it be enough that I like you? It's not like anyone else does.

4. I had flowers for you, but I got hungry.

3. So I hear you’re into the weird, stalker type.

2. “Do these pants make me look fat?”

1. Hey, babe, fruit party, my house, Saturday. Bring your melons.

You missed out one.

11. HEIL HITLER!

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Comedic Interlude #2 (commercial break, wee-wee break, &c.)

Top Ten Things Never To Say To That Girl You Have A Crush On

10. Are you as anxiously awaiting the release of the next Star Wars movie as I am?

9. How about you and I go make some of my dreams come true?

8. Hey, what's this? ... You gave me a lousy C-plus?

7. Your house looks nice.

6. Don't you think Barack Obama is the best President ever?

5. Shouldn't it be enough that I like you? It's not like anyone else does.

4. I had flowers for you, but I got hungry.

3. So I hear you’re into the weird, stalker type.

2. “Do these pants make me look fat?”

1. Hey, babe, fruit party, my house, Saturday. Bring your melons.

Wait? Isn't this straight out of the court reporter's transcript from Lettermen?

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For many years, the Hall of Fame has been occupied by an Scotsman who has a heart of granite. Many attempts have been made to provide Peacemaker7 with company in the form of Raptor - all of which were unsuccessful.

However, this year, all of that has changed - Raptor is officially a member of the Hall of Fame!

About bloody time you morons woke up and realised that the HoF is exactly where Raptor should be. Shame he had to leave before getting there, but better late than never!

Considering PM7 has voted Raptor for the HoF for the last goodness knows how many years, I think he might enjoy the company :p

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Let’s be honest, Iran doesn’t have the best of international relations, even George ‘Dubya’ Bush was a friendlier face to the outside world that Mahmood Ahmedinejad – though at least the Iranian President can say nuclear – and who really cares about making friends when soon enough you’ll just be able to bomb the **** out of anyone who ****es you off?

Anyway, these guys below have all got better records internationally, and so they are the nominees for Best International Management Story

Cook-ing Up A Storm (gavrenwick)

England, MY England- the Jonny Wilkinson story (short?) (SCIAG)

It's not Terry's, it's mine - An international adventure (Elrithral)

The Sultan of Spin (Blanco)

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About bloody time you morons woke up and realised that the HoF is exactly where Raptor should be. Shame he had to leave before getting there, but better late than never!

Considering PM7 has voted Raptor for the HoF for the last goodness knows how many years, I think he might enjoy the company :p

Long overdue but at least he's there now.

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