Peacemaker7 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Nope ... but it's flattering to get what I've got. He needs 7 tonight by my counting to go third in the overall awards table - which is pretty impressive in his first two years. I'm not sure, but that would possibly be the 2nd or 3rd best ever 1st two years and he'll probably smash it next year because I won nothing in my 3rd year - I'm lazy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Perfect-Fm'er! Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 10-3 to win FMS'er of the year. Spav to win the funniest writer. SCIAG to win best Newcomer. Rat Pack to win Best English story - Done. Rat pack to win best Story. Rob Ridgeway for best character. - Done. My accumulator is on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperk1 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 We have plenty of attempts at ‘funny’ on FMS, and mostly they go down about as well as an Israeli in Tehran. Sometimes, however, there comes a story that has us ‘rotflmfao’ and other cool, unpronouncable acronyms. Those that you considered worthy of consideration for Funniest Story were, “I Done Bought Myself Olympiakos” (FMS Characters) (Spav) Against All Odds - The Davide Vert Story (Peacemaker7) Jaffa Jaffa, but I prefer the Fig Roll !!! (mark wilson27) Never Cross An Austro-Hungarian... (SCIAG) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Well done again 10-3. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 My last chance to win an award.otherwise it'll be that Craig David feeling again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I didn't retain my title as Michael Strang won last year. But thanks to all who voted for Copperhorse. Keep writing Copper as a character and you're more than due for the award you deserve. Felt I had to provide some revisionist history! I wouldn't be a true American unless I did. Just read our textbooks. Thanks for the shout out tenthree...you, like Mark Hughes, are a gracious winner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I thought I was at the FMS Awards night, but apparently it's the tenthreeleader show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperk1 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Load up the liquor mark - you've got that Craig David feeling. The winner is: “I Done Bought Myself Olympiakos” (FMS Characters) (Spav) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Felt I had to provide some revisionist history! I wouldn't be a true American unless I did. Just read our textbooks. Thanks for the shout out tenthree...you, like Mark Hughes, are a gracious winner. Apologies, friend. I didn't mean to cause confusion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeeman27bob Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Another well deserved award. Congratulations Spav. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Again, fully deserved. At very least, Spav, you're the co-star. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Bugger,, well Spav you deserve this one, was a great story and can't wait for the next installment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 10-3 to win FMS'er of the year.Spav to win the funniest writer. SCIAG to win best Newcomer. Rat Pack to win Best English story - Done. Rat pack to win best Story. Rob Ridgeway for best character. - Done. My accumulator is on Didn't you know? the winner of the Betting Thread becomes next year's bookie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Funniest Writer A story doesn't have to have you on the edge of your seat to be good. Alternatively, the writer could have a brilliant sense of humour (or humor, which is entirely different). As such, no Canadian has ever been nominated for this award. I was having a conversation with Mr Hackneydimmerjug before coming on stage today. He recognised my accent, and berated me. He said Britain was the most evil foreign power. I'm sorry, Mr President, but you're wrong. Britain isn't foreign. So, this award is for those of you who write about a former army general turning Rangers into a branch of the militia, or how Bono took over at Blackburn. The nominees are: Spav Peacemaker7 Gavrenwick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Spav, repeat congratulations for a story crying out for a sequel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Didn't you know? the winner of the Betting Thread becomes next year's bookie? I lost last year, finishing with £0. Wegason won by miles and sparked an acculumator craze. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 Well done, Spaz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacemaker7 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I thought I was at the FMS Awards night, but apparently it's the tenthreeleader show. You're not doing so badly yourself, close to double figures overall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 As if I have a prayer for funniest writer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 How many more awrds are left after this one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Well deserved Spav. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacemaker7 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I lost last year, finishing with £0. Wegason won by miles and sparked an acculumator craze. The bookie has never won - the actual betting award that is - bloody fix I think. I mean, you would think the bookie would have inside info Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 How many more awrds are left after this one 4 after Funniest Writer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperk1 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 How many more awrds are left after this one 4 more. Best Newcomer - and then the big three (SoTY, WoTY, FMSoTY) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Four. Newcomer and the big three. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Apologies, friend. I didn't mean to cause confusion. You had it right with your edit. NO harm done. I read your stuff and altered what you wrote. I like having the ability to edit other people's posts via the quote button on my posts. Can you imagine what fun that is to have the power of the moderator? Oh wait, you're already a moderator....dag nab it. I'll have to think of something else witty to stumble upon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrithral Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Congrats Spav, one horse race. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacemaker7 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 4 after Funniest Writer Are there more awards this year than last? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Are there more awards this year than last? Yes, Best Rest of the World and Best Rest of Europe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spav Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Thanks again. I'm really proud because Olympiakos was my best effort after a couple of mediocre years, to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I lost last year, finishing with £0. Wegason won by miles and sparked an acculumator craze. You let the cat out of the bag. You could have passed off the responsibility of educating us betting folks. Whoever said, "betting is so easy, even a caveman can do it," is wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 And the winner is: SCIAG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Haha! I had you going there! See, hilarious! The real winner is Spav Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Well done on yet another award. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrenwick Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Well done Spav. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Congrats Spav, one horse race. any pun intended? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 Congratulations, Spaz A bit of a good year for you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 WOOT! Spav the Treble! Wonderful! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Perfect-Fm'er! Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 10-3 Made an error! Whooopssssy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark wilson27 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Spav well done again..well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terk Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 10-3 Made an error! Whooopssssy! But there's no evidence left. I like my delete function Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 At my age, being premature is both inevitable and a huge problem. Sorry for the pre-post. Best Newcomer This award is important to me since I won it last year. If I were PM7, I’d say all the awards are important to me because I won them last year, but you can’t have everything. The sponsors of our show have asked me to remind you, at gunpoint, that they are newcomers too in a way. I’m not sure what they mean by that, but I’m quite sure it scares me. I think they mentioned something about plutonium in the manifesto they read to me, but then being American makes me nervous in a place like this anyhow. I’m not sure I caught everything. Thankfully, I have SCIAG’s screed to universal peace, World at War, to hide behind, as he is one of the nominees to succeed me as the best writer on the forum who is still wet behind the ears. The nominees are: SCIAG The Perfect FM'er Elrithral gavrenwick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
canvey!! Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 *stumbles in late, bruised after having mistaken the vigilante mob outside for valets* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBev Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Spv - Hat trick \0/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 *stumbles in late, bruised after having mistaken the vigilante mob outside for valets* Bah, Canvey!! arrives just as I collapse on the floor exhausted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperk1 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 *stumbles in late, bruised after having mistaken the vigilante mob outside for valets* Vigilante mob? That's next year, canvey!! The blokes outside were part of the Iranian national guard! Wait, what did you do to **** them off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Perfect-Fm'er! Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 My best and Only chance of winning something, although best chance isn't saying much, the other 3 are still better! My money's on SCIAG though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhorse21 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Bah, Canvey!! arrives just as I collapse on the floor exhausted Was that from the early laps around the room with trousers down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenthreeleader Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 This was another extremely close vote, down to the last few with a tie for second place. The winner is: SCIAG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCIAG Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Was that from the early laps around the room with trousers down? That, and these awards are surprisingly heavy, even with Gav helping. tenthree and Spav won't get out with them all. Woo hoo! Hop, step, jump onto the stage! Thanks again everyone! I can't believe I've won three awards. Night. I nominate canvey and Offspring to collect any other awards for me (though 10-3 and Terk will get them). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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