TaylorB Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 couldnt find a thread like this, sorry if there already is one. i'm currently managing tottenham and my assistant chris hughton just told me his son cian hughton isnt good enough and should be free transferred immediatly:confused: anything strange happened to you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegr8anand Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 lol lol.... that was funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Makelele became my assistant manager at tottenham, and he has 3 for defensive coaching but 20 for attacking. Also, Roma have put in a 25 million pound offer for my reserve goalkeeper who is transfer listed at 10 million. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 frank lampard becoming a FITNESS coach Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 frank lampard becoming a FITNESS coach Well seeing as he has played over 100 consecutive games for chelsea before, he must be an expert at staying in peak condition. It makes some sense that he becomes a fitness coach. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 i think you missed the joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike-rs Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 hahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulpaps Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 You should have said he was the fatness coach. I'll get me coat. Actually the starngest thing I ever saw was seeing Rangers get relegated in the first season. I laughed and laughed at that. That was in FM06 I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 some people appriceate the comedy *bows* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 - Liverpool won the Premiership. - Newcastle won the Premiership. - Michael Owen played over 30 games in a season. - Gordon Strachan became AC Milan manager after getting sacked by Celtic. - Martin O'Neill became Valencia manager after getting sacked by Celtic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakers Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Why do people always say lampard is fat? He's one of the fittest footballers in the premier league? I don't get it. It must have been started by West Ham fans when he left. Which explains everything actually, what a weird and hateful bunch they are Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 i think you missed the joke Not at all. You try playing the 'fat frank' card, unfortunately it just wasnt funny. Either get more practice with your 'jokes' or try refraining from posting altogether. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomis07 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Not at all. You try playing the 'fat frank' card, unfortunately it just wasnt funny.Either get more practice with your 'jokes' or try refraining from posting altogether. Oh give over, if you don't like the joke ignore it What is it with people trying to appear smartarse on these forums, they end up looking like a bigger eejit than the original poster with the crap joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Not at all. You try playing the 'fat frank' card, unfortunately it just wasnt funny.Either get more practice with your 'jokes' or try refraining from posting altogether. i think ive been about these boards longer than you have. we all know whats liked and what isnt. just because you didnt find it funny doesnt mean it isnt. now go get some fresh air and stop trying to tell people what to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigy18181 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Not at all. You try playing the 'fat frank' card, unfortunately it just wasnt funny.Either get more practice with your 'jokes' or try refraining from posting altogether. it made me laugh. lighten up a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 i think ive been about these boards longer than you have. we all know whats liked and what isnt. just because you didnt find it funny doesnt mean it isnt. now go get some fresh air and stop trying to tell people what to do. Firstly, I joined these boards before you, even though that is completely irrelevant. Secondly, by telling me to go get some fresh air and then leading on that by saying I shouldnt tell people what to do, you've been ironic, and unintentionally created a funnier line than when you attempted an actual joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the blue ferret Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 He's not fat, just carrying a pit of puppy flab, thats all. I thought the joke was funny, especially given the context of the thread. Weirdest thing I've seen dates back to CM0001, where I got the ref sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 this needs to stop we are going off-topic. thats my last word on the subject. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 this needs to stop we are going off-topic. thats my last word on the subject. I respect your humility in defeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 hardly. now stop the off-topic posting. i could go on all day but the thread would probably be locked becase of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakers Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 108 showing his maturity here I saw Man U get relegated from the premier league but somehow they still had Rooney and Ronaldo in the championship :S Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreVeloso24 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 AC Milan spending £200 Million Pounds on Man U players in 1 Season. Bye bye Pique, Rooney, Ronaldo, Polombo, Kuzszak and Ferdinand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oroborus Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Frank Lampard does look 'full'. That's not to say that he is fat of course. Check out his Dad, he's got a really wide face. Strange things in game... my house mate beat me 4-3 in the 90th minute by scoring outside of the goal, i.e. he shot from a wide angle, hit the side netting just behind the near post and went inside the goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 dont you just hate losing after a game like that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Brill Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Frank Lampard does look 'full'. That's not to say that he is fat of course. Check out his Dad, he's got a really wide face. Looks at his Uncle, he's got a flabby face! On topic I think the funniest thing for me was getting Portsmouth relegated by beating them as Southampton! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 couldnt find a thread like this, sorry if there already is one.i'm currently managing tottenham and my assistant chris hughton just told me his son cian hughton isnt good enough and should be free transferred immediatly:confused: anything strange happened to you? Now that's what I call pushy parenting! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_steve Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 While managing Wrexham, Bolton won the premiership in 2010/11 with 67 points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 While managing Wrexham, Bolton won the premiership in 2010/11 with 67 points. were every other team in the premiership on drugs? welcome to the forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_steve Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 were every other team in the premiership on drugs?welcome to the forum quite possibly Everton got relegated in the same season too. Wierd one. Thanks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 everton got relegated? ah i can forgive bolton winning the prem then mwhahaa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_steve Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 were every other team in the premiership on drugs?welcome to the forum everton got relegated? ah i can forgive bolton winning the prem then mwhahaa yeah every cloud has a silver lining etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 please tell me tho liverpool came second with el niño top scorer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rekluse Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 frank lampard becoming a FITNESS coach Just because "I" thought it was funny, I thought it should be posted twice! Probably the funniest things I can remember Juventus winning the CL league the same season they were relegated. Must be the only Serie B team to ever play in the CL? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 frank lampard becoming a FITNESS coachJust because "I" thought it was funny, I thought it should be posted twice! Probably the funniest things I can remember Juventus winning the CL league the same season they were relegated. Must be the only Serie B team to ever play in the CL? most probably is and that sounds like a laugh seeing juve win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorB Posted October 20, 2008 Author Share Posted October 20, 2008 Micheal Owen became my physio aswell:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 that makes sense. he spends half his time in the physio room! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 No thanks to Benitez selling him in the first place.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 in my game I had two regen twins, on each others favoured persons list and then I sold one to Forest Green, in the match my twin broke the others leg with a two footed tackle and got a 5-game ban, I cried at the time as my twin was quality and he'd miss a key game in the Setanta Shield but looking back it was funny, well to me it was! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_steve Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 please tell me tho liverpool came second with el niño top scorer? I think they did but can't seem to find the saved game so not sure on top scorer i think there were 3 teams on 67 pts tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 im happy then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee50_11 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 in my game I had two regen twins, on each others favoured persons list and then I sold one to Forest Green, in the match my twin broke the others leg with a two footed tackle and got a 5-game ban, I cried at the time as my twin was quality and he'd miss a key game in the Setanta Shield but looking back it was funny, well to me it was! lol that is funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liniert Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Southend United winning the premiership 3 seasons in a row Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 I dislike Liverpool. IRL whoever plays them probably has to leav it til the 90th minute, or they'll end up losing whatever their initial lead e.g I bet later in the season you'll see Liverpool winning 5-4 after being 4-0 down at half time. Gits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_G_32201 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 a win is a win if you win by 1 goal or 10 goals. if they think they have the game won and slow down a bit and liverpool up thier game then they deserve to lose. im now remebering a certain game in istanbul 2005. well played ac milan well played Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmack Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Jermaine Defoe being the best striker in the premiership, but only getting transfers to Bolton then Blackburn who he single handedly transformed into top teams before being sold again, eventually he went back to Pompey and scored 35 goals in 2015. In this same save Torres is utter crap and Kenywne Jones was arguably the best player in the prem for 5 years. Also Lyon constantly selling and buying players for £25+ million (Ben Arfa, Benzema, Govou etc.. replaced by Aquilani, Mancini etc...) - same save as above. Arsenal selling Fabregas to Liverpool for £15 million in 2010 was quite weird aswell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartwork Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 earmack, you've contradicted yourself. Kenwyne Jones is a striker. How can he be the best player while Defoe is the best striker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-evo Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 earmack, you've contradicted yourself. Kenwyne Jones is a striker. How can he be the best player while Defoe is the best striker? Quit being so picky He is right though! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmack Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 earmack, you've contradicted yourself. Kenwyne Jones is a striker. How can he be the best player while Defoe is the best striker? Sorry my bad, Defoe has scored the most goals, Jones has/had the best average rating (of any player in the prem). for a while they were the best players in the premiership (players like Rooney, MESSI, Berbatov etc were average in comparison). Defoe has scored something like 130 goals over the last 6 seasons (premiership goals..), Kenywne Jones' average rating TOTAL is 7.8, thats impressive for an A.I controlled player whos stats don't lend themselves to awesomeness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinso Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 darren anderton usually becomes a physio... and robbie fowler either becomes physio or a chairman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gullee Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Ishmael Miller suddenly transforming from a mediocre striker one season to winning the European Golden Shoe the next. That too Ishmael Miller!!! Printscreen: http://s14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/gullee/?action=view¤t=IShmaelMiller.jpg I checked his PA just now to see if he should have been doing that good and it's 148. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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