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FM to blame for high divorce rate in London!

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i loved this one

Maddy McCann seen working in Uxbridge MacDonalds

Missing toddler, Madeleine McCann was spotted working in Macdonalds in Uxbridge by West London housewife, Jean O'Scrotum, it was revealed last night.

"She had grown a bit, which is to be expected of a child her age, but it was definitely her!" she told The London Cryer. "She first drew my suspicion because she wasn't black, but it was only when she came to the till to take my order that I realised who she was. I looked her in the eye and said: 'You're Maddy McCann'! She then more or less confirmed my suspicion by asking somebody else to serve me. I told the Portuguese Police straight away but amazingly this tip off was never investigated and Maddies parents were never told. Disgusting eh?"

The latest sighting comes to light after The Racist Express revealed that a series of credible sightings around the world had been ignored or overlooked by bungling Portuguese investigators

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Surely that is a fake have you read the other reports. Still very funny. Good find

Reckon you might be on to something there, Reidy.

Good stuff.

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Doris Nagg, Helen henpecker and Tina Twiddletwat? Ofc it's a fake :D Still very funny though lol

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Oh so that dumb b**** thought she would start telling people my f***ing life story. That aint funny, I sympathise with poor ***** who get grassed on by their wives.

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This was my favourite bit:

"The only time we made love in the last eight months, he went soft halfway through and blamed it on his dilemma about whether to play Crouch or Rooney."

:D

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even tho its fake, women should still know their place.

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even tho its fake, women should still know their place.

How daaaaaaarrrreee you!

Wouldn't catch me telling someone not to play FM anyway - they'd have to wrestle me off the computer first before they can have a go!

So ner. :p:D

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even tho its fake, women should still know their place.

The spirit of the '50s lives on!

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