The FMS Musical v2.

[Manxie_Ash]

This is so incredibly random, which is the main reason I love it

[Terk]

Outstanding, Gav As Manxie said, so very wonderfully random

[gavrenwick]

Thanks guys!

*****

Chapter 3 – Scene 1.4 – I don’t want to play against Lampard...

Starring;

• gavrenwick

• Offspring8

(the teamsheet is just about to be named for the Chelsea match, but Offspring isn’t cherishing the thought of playing against the player he idolised for so long.)

Offspring8: I’m not playing this match, Gav.

gavrenwick: I think you’ll find you are. I can’t play Spav.

Offspring8: Why not? Please, don’t play me.

gavrenwick: He’s got an injury to his knee.

Offspring8: Lampard is going to tear me a new one, that’s why I don’t want to play...

(to the tune of I'm Gonna Getcha Good by Shania Twain – Offspring8 and gavrenwick singing.)

Let’s go.

Don’t want to play against him, don’t make me repeat it.

I’m only interested if he don’t play in the side, yeah.

Uh, I know I sound serious, and Gavin I am,

You’re a fine real manager, but I can’t play all the time.

Oh, no. So don’t play me Gavin; pick WLKRAS instead.

There’s no need to pick me, when you have old WLKRAS.

(I’m gonna play ya)

I refuse to play while that guys in their side,

(I’m gonna play ya)

I refuse to play don’t make me say it all night,

(Yeah, I will play ya)

Yeah you can bet by all the times I say no, you just won’t listen,

(I’m gonna play ya)

Looks like I’m playing it’s a matter of fact,

(I’m gonna play ya)

You’re gonna play me, I won’t worry about that,

(Yeah, I’m gonna play ya)

I will bet my money earned, in time, you’re gonna play me,

Just like you should – You’ll pick me good.

Yeah.

You already planned it – you knew how it would play.

You’re gonna play me, and you won’t let me skip this game.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah.

I won’t let you down, Gav. It just might be fun.

There’s no need to shout at me, I’m gonna do it.

(I’m gonna play ya)

I refuse to play while that guys in their side,

(I’m gonna play ya)

I refuse to play don’t make me say it all night,

(Yeah, I will play ya)

Yeah you can bet by all the times I say no, you just won’t listen,

(I’m gonna play ya)

Looks like I’m playing it’s a matter of fact,

(I’m gonna play ya)

You’re gonna play me, I won’t worry about that,

(Yeah, I’m gonna play ya)

I will bet my money earned, in time, you’re gonna play me,

Just like you should – You’ll pick me good.

[Offspring8]

Gav, you're a legend but, even though this song was amazing, I still like mine and Xen's one better I just have that connection with him, you know?

[gavrenwick]

Haha thanks Offy mate. This one is for the FMS Online group. <3

*****

Chapter 3 – Scene 1.5 – I’ve got to watch Fred Dibnah...

Starring;

• Viperk1

• Celtic_1967

(the side is preparing to play against Villa, but viper has apparently picked up an injury. I think it was the fact that they were supposed to play in defence together...)

viperk1: I can’t play, Gav, I’m hurt.

Celtic_1967: You’re a turd.

viperk1: Hey! I can’t play with a hurt leg.

Celtic_1967: Probably for the best, they do look like pegs.

viperk1: I just don’t feel like playing...

(to the tune of I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters - viperk1 singing.)

Wake up in the morning,

With my head stuck to some gum,

I used to play FIFA,

But then they said ‘Go get a life.’

Good luck playing Villa, three men down,

You’ve got no chance,

So why do I feel so lonely when you’re all playing now?

So I’ll watch along, after I’ve watched Fred Dibnah,

I’m gonna be the one who cheers you on,

You better know that when I’m swinging round the room,

Looks like you didn’t need me, tonight,

And I don’t feel like playing, not with Mikey anyway,

You couldn’t take that chance; he'd just say 'What the f*ck wer that?,

You think that I could muster up, a little guts and balls today,

But I don’t feel like playing, no Gav, no playing today.

Don’t feel like playing, playing,

Even if I find nothing else to do,

Don’t feel like playing, playing,

Please don’t pick me when I’m not in the mood,

Don’t feel like playing, playing,

Rather not play with Mikey in the side, he don’t like me,

Mikey comes and Mikey go’s,

Just like the FIFA days,

When all I do is whinge, you know I’m not so versatile,

We got so many issues, making me go so confused,

So why can’t I keep up when you’re the only player here?

So I’ll just pretend, that we are really best of mates,

But you’re gonna tell the world about my Aslan,

Just please understand, when I hear you raise your voice,

If you yell at me, I know I won’t be fineeee,

And I don’t feel like playing, not with Mikey anyway,

You couldn’t take that chance; he doesn’t like me anyway,

You think that I could muster up, a little guts and balls today,

But I don’t feel like playing, no Gav, no playing today.

Celtic_1967: There seriously needs to be a video to accompany this song...

[Terk]

Best. Post. Ever.

[SCIAG]

Next time viperk's on the podcast, you have to get him singing that.

In fact, a karoake special could be called for anyway...

[gavrenwick]

Thanks Terk! I agree SCIAG, karaoke podcasts would be fuunny.

******

Queen Theme Chapter;

Chapter 4 – Scene1.1 – Into the quarter finals...

Starring;

• Stoehrst

• tenthreeleader

(the team has just beaten Wolves to progress to the quarters of the Carling Cup, and the two American played a pivotal role.)

stoehrst: What a victory. Four goals to nil.

tenthreeleader: We were great, now is the time to chill.

stoehrst: I’m in such a mood for singing though.

tenthreeleader: Same here actually. Lets go...

(to the tune of Another One Bites The Dust by Queen – tenthreeleader and stoehrst singing.)

Let’s go!

Steve runs warily down the pitch,

With his legs moving so slow,

Ain’t no sound but the sound of his breath,

Whistle’s ready to blow,

Are you ready, are you ready for this?

Are you sitting on the edge of your seat?

Into the box, stoehrst lets rip,

To the rhythm of his feet, yeahhhhhhh.

Another team bites the dust,

Another team bites the dust,

And another one gone, and another one gone,

Another team bites the dust,

Hey, we’re gonna have you too,

Another team bites the dust,

How do you think we’ll win the Carling Cup,

Without me in the side?

We took the team as far as we could,

And kicked as far as we could,

Are you happy, are you satisfied?

How long can we play in the heat,

Down the other end, the shots keep flying,

To the sound of his feet,

Another team bites the dust,

Another team bites the dust,

And another one gone, and another one gone,

Another team bites the dust,

Hey, we’re gonna get you too,

Another team bites the dust,

Hey!

Aww take it! They bite the dust!

They bite the dust, hey!

Hey!

Another team bites the dust;

Another team bites the dust, owwww!

Another team bites the dust, hey hey!

Another team bites the dust, heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

[WLKRAS]

Genius. Absolute genius

[BenArsenal]

Queen.

(10 chars)

[mark wilson27]

Brilliant song choice, just got this image of both tenthree and stoehrst with buck teeth a tash and very tight jeans...not what I need first thing in the morning lol

[chesterfan2]

Brilliant song choice, just got this image of both tenthree and stoehrst with buck teeth a tash and very tight jeans...not what I need first thing in the morning lol

Please No ! You are bad man, Mark, for bringing that image into the world's conciousness.

[mark wilson27]

If I've got too have that image in my head so does every else

[Marmoset Junior]

Just found my character singing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" a page or two back - a truly bizarre image, but a top song as well.

KUTGW Gav

[stoehrst]

As usual, song choice for my cameos is IMPECCABLE. Just snorted my lunch all over my keyboard at work, boss is looking at me funny.

[gavrenwick]

Thanks WLKRAS, strong kind words =] mark, I'll have nightmares over that image. Thanks as ever for the responses. Hope it isn't getting boring

*****

Queen Chapter Theme;

Chapter 4 – Scene 1.2 – Elrithral not happy on the sidelines...

Starring;

• Elrithral

• Dalbeider

(the two most injury prone men are sat discussing how badly their teammates are actually playing.)

Elrithral: I can’t believe how far we have dropped since the start of the season. We were great, now look at us.

Dalbeider: I’ve been struggling since I came back, I feel like a wuss.

Elrithral: Nah mate, we just need to get back and them whos boss.

Dalbeider: Isn’t that Gav?

Elrithral: Well, yeah, but he’s as much use as a broken sat nav...

(to the tune of

– Elrithral singing.)

FMS.

FMS.

I’d sit alone, and watch you play.

My only pleasure, through injured nights.

And everything, I needed to know.

I heard it on my TV set.

You had it all, right in your grasp,

Through wars on pitches, undone by Hull,

You made me laugh, you made me cry,

You made me feel, glad to miss out.

FMS.

I won’t become, some background player.

A backdrop for, the Yanks and Brits,

You just don’t know, you just don’t care!

And just complain, when I’m not there!

You had your chance! You had the power!

You’re yet to have, you’re finest hour,

FMS, play the game.

All I hear is, Arsenal one nil.

Villa lose four one,

Citeh win four two,

All I hear is, Hull lose at home,

Chelsea romp to win,

FMS, what’s new?

FMS, someone still loves you!

I watch the show, and all the stars,

On replay, for hours and hours.

I hardly need, to watch again, how team play changes through each game,

Let’s hope you never, leave old friend,

Like all footy things, on you I depend!

So stick around, cos I might miss you!

When I grow tired, of Manc United!

We had first spot, we had the power,

We’re yet to have, our finest hour,

FMS.

All I hear is, FMS losing.

Why bother playing?

You’re getting on my nerves,

All I hear is, FMS losing,

Why bother playing?

You’re getting on my nerves,

All we hear is, FMS losing,

Why bother playing?

FMS whats new? Luckily I still love you!

[Balthazars]

Hahahahahaha. Brilliant. I love Queen too, which is a bonus.

[Australian Stig]

Loving the Queen - still waiting on Bohemian Rhapsody *poke*

[gavrenwick]

Thanks Balth! Stig, you must wait for the best!

*****

Queen Chapter Theme;

Chapter 4 – Scene 1.3 – The team is slipping...

Starring;

• gavrenwick

• Offspring8

(gav and Offy are discussing how the team is now sliding through lack of goals.)

gavrenwick: We’re slipping quicker than Hull managed to just last season...

Offspring8: I know. I can shoot, and score, but I keep missing. I can’t find a reason...

gavrenwick: I think we need some sort of miracle of form to keep us up.

Offspring8: Don’t be so downhearted, and plus we could still lift a cup.

gavrenwick: I’m just feeling the pressure now...

(to the tune of

– gavrenwick singing.)

Please score Offy, please score Offy,

I need goals my baby,

Pressure, pushing down on me,

Pressing down on you, no player ask for,

Under pressure, that brings a season down,

Splits a boardroom in two,

Puts players on the list,

Score goals baby, score goals baby,

Please do it, please do it,

Ain’t okay, it’s the terror of knowing,

What the league below is like,

Watching my players, screaming, let me play!

Play tomorrow, gets me worried!

Pressure on manager, manager out of job.

Don’t sack me, mm hm.

Da da da da ba, okay.

Training about, kicking balls around the floor,

These are the days, that matter so much to us,

You know my name,

If you don’t kick the ball, um ball ball, bail out.

Players on pitch, in the need of luck,

Players on pitch, in the need of so much luck now,

It’s the terror of knowing what the league below is like,

Watching my players, screaming, let me play!

Tomorrow, is my promise, promise,

Pressure on manager, and players on pitch,

Turned away, from the scene,

Want to be a blind man,

Sat on the bench, but it won’t work,

Keep coming up with plans but they’re so washed and worn, whyyyy?

Whyyyyyyyyy?

Luck, luck, luck, luck, luck.

Gavrenwick he laughs under pressure, he’s breaking,

Can’t we earn ourselves, three more points,

Why can’t get ourselves just three more points,

Why can’t get we points, get points, get points,

Get points, get points, get points, get points,

Get points.

Cause luck’s such an old fashioned word,

And luck dares you, to try for,

The players on the pitch,

Edge of the zone, and luck dares you,

To change our way of caring,

About ourselves, this is our last chance,

This is our last dance, do it for ourselves.

Under pressure, under pressure,

Pressure.

[BenArsenal]

That's my favourite so far.

[gavrenwick]

I was hoping this might rival it, Ben

*****

Queen Chapter Theme;

Chapter 4 – Scene 1.4 – FMS beat Liverpool thanks to an old friend...

Starring;

• Philip Degen

• Roy Hodgson

• The Liverpool Fans

(Roy and Philip are trying to work out why Philip isn’t liked in Liverpool, and why they just lost to an off form FMS side.)

Roy Hodgson: We were awful out there, you in particular boy.

Philip Degen: Don’t single me out, just because Offspring beat me twice, Roy.

Roy Hodgson: You should have had him, it was your job.

Philip Degen: You have a pretty big gob...

Roy Hodgson: Ain’t my fault the fans hate you...

The Liverpool Fans: Too true...

(to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen - Philip Degen and The Liverpool Fans singing.)

Is this the real life, is it just fantasy,

Caught playing for Pool, no escape from the fans taunting,

Open my eyes, look up the long pitch, and see,

I’m just a crap player, they don’t really want me,

Because I can’t pass straight, high or low,

Up the pitch, to my left,

Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter, for me, for me.

Hodgson, keep playing crap,

Put the ball against my foot, pulled the trigger,

And I missed,

Hodgson, the game had just begun,

But now I’ve gone and thrown our hopes away,

Hodgson, ooooooooh,

Didn’t mean to pass it wrong,

If I’ve not played again this time next week,

I will leave; I will leave, as if it didn’t happen,

Today, I’ll tackle well,

Sends shivers down my spine, my feet missing all the time,

Goodbye, Liverpool, I’ve got to leave,

Gotta leave this place behind, and re-invent,

Hodgson, ooooooooooooh, (Any way the pass goes)

I just have to try, but sometimes wish I’d never been signed at all,

I hear the crowd saying, so many nasty things,

Carragher, Carragher, will you score an own goal please?

Thunderbolt of Scouseland, very, very frightening me,

Philip Degen, Philip Degen, Philip Degen, Philip Degen

Philip Degen is no good, magnifico he ai-ai-ain’t,

Degen’s just a poor player, nobody loves him,

He’s just a poor player, from a Chocolate country,

Spare him his pride from his awful, awful game,

Easy come, easy go, will you let me play,

Roy Hogdson, NO! You will not let him play,

Let me play!

Roy Hodgson you will not let him play,

Let me play!

Roy Hodgson you will not let him play,

Let me play!

You won’t let him play, never let him play,

You won’t let him play, let him play-ay-ay-ay,

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Oh Rafa B, Rafa B, Rafa B why'd you sign him?

Terkleface is the devil on the other side, for him, for himmmmmmm,

So you think you can play crap and go on to whinge,

So you think you can join Pool and leave us to dieeee,

Oh, Degen, can’t do nothing right Degen,

You keep getting done, getting done over out there,

No-one cares for Degen, anyone can see,

Degen doesn’t matter, Degen doesn’t matter, to ussss.

Wayward all his passes go...

[viperk1]

And I thought me singing to Scissor Sisters was weird (then again, gav will probably post an actual video of me doing it...) - Degen and Liverpool fans signing Bohemian Rhapsody?

Absolute class, Gav.

[Celtic_1967]

Gav didn't want to post it Viper. I've no such qualms however

linky

[-Xenon-]

Viper destined for Britain's Got Talent if you ask me....

[Australian Stig]

Oh wow, that was certainly worth the wait - easily your best yet Gav!

[United_Fan_#1]

OMG THis is a classic.

Hillarious

Loving it... Keep up the great work

[gavrenwick]

Thanks so much as ever, guys!

*****

Queen Chapter Theme;

Chapter 4 – Scene 1.5 – Letting our heads drop...

Starring;

• Terk

• Balthazars

(the team are four nil down at half time against Arsenal, and heads have sunk to an all time low.)

Terk: We just need some spirit. We obviously can’t win, but we need to try for a goal.

Balthazars: My defence has given up, none of them will stand tall.

Terk: Try to get them to play to their best, we need them to.

Balthazars: I’ll try my hardest. Half of them are hiding in the loo...

(to the tune of

– Balthazars singing.)

Dropped two places, what are we playing for?

Two new faces, I guess they know the score,

On and on,

Does anybody know what we are playing for?

We need a hero; we just can’t find the form,

Behind the curtain, of our pantomime,

Hold the line,

Does anybody want to let in anymore?

The game must go on!

The game must go on!

Down on this pitch we’re breaking,

The defence may be flaking,

But my hope still stays on,

Whatever happens, there’ll be no second chance,

Some more heartache, we miss another chance,

On and on,

Does anybody know what we are playing for?

I guess we’re learning, we must be harder now,

I’ll soon be running, to chase the striker down,

Up pitch our play is breaking,

But deep inside this park, I’m aching to run free,

The game must go on!

The game must go on!

Down on this pitch we’re breaking,

The defence is still flaking,

But my hope, still stays on,

Our game is tainted, like we play for Kildare County,

Fairytales of winning this, don’t grow but only die,

We will cry, my friends,

The game must go on!

The game must go on!

We’ll face it with a grin, we’re never gonna win!

Onnnnn with the game!

We’ll pay the bill, they’ll overkill,

I have to find the will to carry on,

With the, on with the game,

The game must go on....

[tenthreeleader]

Our game is tainted, like we play for Kildare County,

Now THAT's gonna leave a mark

[gavrenwick]

Queen Chapter Theme Finale

Chapter 4 – Scene 1.6 – He’s a winger ready to explode...

Starring;

• EvilDave

• Celtic_1967

(EvilDave has been frozen out as a winger thanks to on form Offspring, but Celtic is prepping him to score more goals and cement his place.)

EvilDave: I just can’t win my spot back.

Celtic_1967: You need to keep trying, or give it a chance of tact.

EvilDave: I get to start tonight, maybe I can cement the position for myself.

Celtic_1967: Give it your all, you little elf.

EvilDave: Tonight I’m going to have a real good game...

(to the tune of

- EvilDave and Celtic_1967 singing.)

Tonight, I’m gonna have myself,

A real good game, I feel aliveeee,

And the league, turn it upside down, yeah,

I’m running around, in panic ohhh,

So don’t stop me now, don’t stop me,

Cause I’m having a good game, having a good game.

I’m the key player running up the pitch,

Like that Pele, defying the laws of the football gods,

I’m the wing player, running fast, like Nathan Dyer,

I’m gonna go, go, go, there’s no stopping me,

Running up the wing, yeah,

Just four goals this term, that’s why they say I need another couple more,

I’m running at the speed of light, I wanna grab another goal right here today,

Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good game,

Had plenty of ball, don’t stop me now,

If you wanna get a goal yourself, just ask for a cross,

Don’t stop me now, cause I’m having a good game,

Don’t stop me now, yes I’m having a good game,

I don’t want to stop at all,

He’s like a rocket ship on his way to mars, on a collision course,

He’s a scary fright, he’s unstoppable,

He’s a goal machine, ready to score more,

Like Andy Cole, about to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh score more!

He’s burning up the pitch yeah,

Just four goals this term, that’s why we say he needs another goal,

He’s running at the speed of light,

We’re gonna make a supersonic winger of you,

Don’t stop him, don’t stop him, don’t stop him,

No, no, no.

Don’t stop him, don’t stop him, ooh, ooh, ooh.

He’s had a great game,

Running up the wing, yeah,

Just four goals this term, that’s why they say I need another couple more,

I’m running at the speed of light, I wanna grab another goal right here today,

Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good game,

Had plenty of ball, don’t stop me now,

If you wanna get a goal yourself, just ask for a cross,

Don’t stop me now, cause I’m having a good game,

Don’t stop me now, yes I’m having a good game,

I don’t want to stop at all...

gavrenwick: EvilDave, you're coming off at half time.

EvilDave: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[EvilDave]

Back on the forums for 10 minutes and already make an appearance to a Queen classic? Gav I'm honoured This is brilliant stuff, I don't know how you keep coming up with it!

[salkster2102]

Fantastic cover for my all time favourite song in the world Gavina

[SCIAG]

So much potential in a string of Queen songs.

We Will Rock You, I Want To Break Free, Play the Game, A Kind of Magic and One Vision could be worked in easily. I'm sure characters could declare themselves to be going slightly mad, but be comforted in the knowledge that they're someone's best friend. I would pay to hear Dean sing Tie Your Mother Down in certain contexts...

But yeah, brilliant.

[BenArsenal]

I want to hear

.

(Video NSFW)

[gavrenwick]

Thanks guys, but the Queen Chapter is done now! Hope this still continues to be a good read, though I'm thinking that this next song/lyric change rates in the lower end.

*****

Chapter 5 – Scene 1.1 – Hacker extraordinaire...

Starring;

• WLKRAS

• Dalbeider

(WLKRAS is not having a good time in midfield against Fabregas and Diaby, and takes matters into his own ands /feet.)

WLKRAS: God damn it Dalbe, you need to close down Fabregas more. He is pumping balls to all sides of the pitch.

Dalbeider: Don’t be such a bitch...

WLKRAS: Fine, I’ll do it my own way.

Dalbeider: Go on then. Just don’t get sent off, not today.

WLKRAS: Can’t promise that...

(to the tune of Goin’ Down by Three Days Grace – WLKRAS singing.)

We went down to the Emirates,

I knew we would lose, lose, lose,

Looking up through the stadium,

I kept sinking down, down, down.

My feet keep on flying,

I got one foot, in his thigh,

Never knew where the other was,

Until I looked around,

You’re going down!

I’ll take you down, down!

You always run past me, make me look like a fool,

You’re not laughing now, now I’ve taken you down.

Took you down to the grass now,

You looked at the ref, ref, ref,

I stand there in silence,

I watch you get shot down, down, down.

I feel like I’m flying,

I got my foot in your crotch,

And you thought I was crazy,

Until you crumbled down.

You’re going down!

I’ve took you down, down!

I walk all over you,

You never thought I’d be, the one who’s laughing now,

Now I’ve taken you down,

You’ve gone right down, down!

I’ve walked all over you,

You never thought I’d be, the one who’s laughing now,

Now that you’ve gone... DOWN!

Don’t you look for the ref now,

He’ll just cut you down, down, down,

I took you down!

I took you down, down!

You walked all over me,

I never I’d thought I’d be,

The one that hacked you down...

[Manxie_Ash]

Three Days Grace \o/

[stoehrst]

Gav, I feel you need to work some metal into this somehow. You may, of course, involve me.

[WLKRAS]

7890

[Wegason]

This is just awesome

[gavrenwick]

Chapter 5 – Scene 1.2 – It’s An FMS Kind Of Love…

Starring;

• gavrenwick
  
• Celtic_1967
  

(The guys are at 90 minutes against Fulham, and Celtic_1967 is feeling a slight knock. He does however want to play on, refusing to go off substituted.)

gavrenwick: Listen, Mikey, I don’t want the injury to be made worse. I can’t risk you.

Celtic_1967: I know, Gav, but I really need to see this out. You know I want to. It’s only four minutes injury time, and we are losing.

gavrenwick: Alright then, I’ll send you back out. But if it gets to a point when you can no longer run…

Celtic_1967: Then I’ll come off, for certain. Time to play like a young’un.

gavrenwick: We need a hero…

(to the tune of Hero by Skillet – Celtic_1967 and gavrenwick singing.)

We’re just a goal away, from being level here,

We can’t lose faith today, (Falling in the trap today)

I am just a Mike, not super-hu-mike,

(You are super-hu-mike), someone save me from Chris Baird,

It can’t be another loss, just can't lose our dismal form,

(Losing all our faith today), just a step from the edge,

Just another day as relegation men,

They need a hero, to save them now,

They need a hero, (To save us now)

They need a hero, to save their side,

A hero’ll save them, (Just in timeee)

I gotta fight right now, to save the team again,

Scoring a goal for them, (We need to gain a point today)

We’ve gotta make a stand, but I am just a man,

(You are super-hu-mike), my goal will be scored today!

We can’t go lose again, playing like a bunch of bums,

(Please score your goal today), it just needs a piece of skill,

The countdown begins to destroy our hopes,

I’ll be the hero, to save us now!

They need a hero, (to save us now!)

I’ll be the hero, to save their lives,

A hero’ll save them, (Just in timeee!)

They need a hero! To save them now!

(A hero!) Just in time, save them just in time,

Save them just in time,

I’ve gonna fight for our point, I’m gonna help us survive,

We’re in the fight of our lives, (And we’re not ready to drop)

We’re going to fight them each week,

We’ll help each other believe,

I have a hero, (You’ve got a hero), living in me,

I’m going to fight for what’s right,

Today we’re sneaking a point,

And if it kills me tonight,

(We will love you all year)

A hero’s not afraid to push himself,

A hero’s gonna save us just in time,

I am the hero, to save us now,

I am the hero, (Saved us nowwww)

I am the hero, who saved their lives,

A hero will save them, (Just in timeee)

gavrenwick: Mikey, you've just kept us above the trapdoor with just two matches remaining. It's up to everyone else now...

[gavrenwick]

Chapter 5 – Scene 1.3 – A win and we’ve done it...

Starring;

• SCIAG

• Mark wilson27

(the team have travelled to play Burnley, who are only above FMS on goal difference. A win today would mean Premiership survival for FMS.)

SCIAG: We can do it today, mark. Mike did it last week, it’s our turn now.

Mark wilson27: I’m so up for this game. I’m ready to give everything, like milk from a cow.

SCIAG: Weird simile mate, but point taken.

Mark wilson27: You know what I mean, the team is ready and awoken.

SCIAG: Let’s go survive to fight another day...

(to the tune of

– SCIAG singing.)

Play the game today, try to climb higher,

Search for survival today,

Gloves on Wilson’s hands, no mercy in Xen’s eyes,

We are searching for survival now,

We will get it here, play like gods today,

We will get it here; we won’t go down this year,

The coldness of Gav’s words, “Don’t go down in silence,”

“Throw all caution to the wind.”

The hope inside Gav’s voice, isn’t leaving us a choice,

We really can’t think about running away, todayyyyyyyyyyyy,

We’re going to win here, play like gods today,

We’re going to win here; we won’t go down this yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Sky brought cameras to watch us win, we can’t hide behind nothing,

And said maybe when it’s right for us, they’ll fall,

And if we win today, can’t resist pulling them in,

And send them down instead,

Better to save our team now,

Than surrender to a relegationnnnnn,

We have won here; we played like gods today,

You won’t find us down thereee, we’re Premiership next yearrrrr.

[SCIAG]

The sound of my voice makes babies cry.

Well done on keeping us up, Gav.

[The-Perfect-Fm'er!]

I just read through a lot of this and think it's brilliant. Spot on with the Gabby, hero song too. Awwww <3

[gavrenwick]

Thanks alot guys. This is it now, the season is completed. Only a couple more posts to go.

*****

Chapter 5 – Scene 1.4 – FA Cup winners; to be or not to be?

Starring;

• chesterfan2

• tenthreeleader

(the guys are 2-1 up against Arsenal in the FA Cup final, and with only a spattering of time remaining, the title is surely FMS’s now.)

chesterfan2: Come on, we’re so close now to winning this cup.

tenthreeleader: I know. I’m playing my backside off way too much.

chesterfan2: We can do this, I know we can. But hey, just look at gav’s frown.

tenthreeleader: I’ve noticed, but look at the clock. It’s the final countdown...

(to the tune of

– tenthreeleader singing.)

We’ve won this together,

And now it’s farewell,

No, Arsenal won’t come back,

To win, we can tell.

They just have themselves to blame,

We’ve won the cup, won the cup,

Could we ever win this trophy again?

We’ve heard the final whistle,

The final whistle,

Ohhhh,

We’re heading for Prince Charles, to pick our medals up,

Cause they all have seen us, they welcome us up, yeah,

With so many steps still to go, and hands to be shaken,

(To be shaken),

I’m sure that we’ll all love this so,

It’s the final step now, the final step now,

The final step now, (the final step now),

Ohhh, hooooo ohhhhhh,

The final step now, oh ho,

It’s the final medal now, the final medal now,

The final medal now, the final medal now,

Oohhhh,

We have got our medals,

We’re leaving as Champions,

The final match done...

[mark wilson27]

Pure class Gav, thats all that can be said

[chesterfan2]

methinks you have heard me sing Gav, Yes ?

[WLKRAS]

Europe \o/

This is awesome Gav

[gavrenwick]

Thanks so much again fellas. This is it, the last installment of this fun musical adventure. Hope you all enjoyed it.

******

Chapter 5 – Scene 1.5 – We no longer need to imagine…

Starring;

• FMS
  
• The Critics
  

(the FMS squad is returning with their trophy, but the critics are still desperate to have their say.)

FMS: Why can’t you just accept that we’ve won it by our own merits?

Critics: You didn’t though. Arsenal were weak, and you took advantage, you gits.

FMS: The animosity is uncalled for.

Critics: Oh behave. You’ll always have us critics, right up until you're relegated next season.

FMS: We won’t go down; all we have to do is imagine…

(to the tune of Imagine by John Lennon – FMS singing.)

Imagine were the champions,

It’s easy if you try,

All teams behind us,

Above us only stars,

Imagine all the people, waiting for our team,

Imagine we’re in Europe; it isn’t hard to do,

Nothing to lose or cry for, football is religion there,

Imagine all the people, walking to watch us playyyyyy,

You may say we were dreamers,

But we proved the critics wrong,

I hope someday you’ll accept us,

Our team will always be as one,

Imagine being Champions,

We no longer have to,

There is need for greed and hunger,

The title’s ours to defend,

Imagine all the critics,

Telling all the world,

They may that we are dreamers,

But we’re going to prove you wrong,

I hope someday you’ll leave us,

Our team will always be as one.

[Manxie_Ash]

I have never laughed so hard at a story, Gav

This has been awesome!

[Celtic_1967]

A shoe-in for 'Funniest Story' this Gav and a travesty if it doesn't win.

[tenthreeleader]

Well done, Gav. Clever concept and deserving of whatever accolades you receive.