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Just read from page 10 onwards. In a little town near the outback so dont have phone signal or internet. Got to an internet cafe and the game is progressing so well, Long Tym Toon Jr would of loved if he became lorient manager but Samba was a strange appointment. Keep em coming charles. Le soire needs to retire though :p

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Good news. I guess. Hope I make a better coach than I did a player.

Hopefully we can get him into management once FMRTE is working again. At least make him ready to be a manager anyway.

Can't believe Finke is calling it a day. Looks good enough to carry on for a few more seasons at a lower level.

C'mon Finke have one last great year

I agree, a lot of the retired players already could have carried on for a few more years.

I should get the February update done today, so you can see how he's getting on in his last season.

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Little update, mainly for new retirement dates, will list all current retirement dates though.

Simone Finke       18.6.2031
Murt Shepard       19.6.2031
Jason McIllmurray  20.6.2031
Silvio Mella       30.6.2031
Jordan Swinburn    30.6.2031
Bakra              12.7.2032
Rocky Brittus      12.7.2032

Going to be losing quite a few by the end of the season i reckon.

In other news Alejandro Hernandez is now a Youth Coach for Zaragoza.

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February 2031

Players

Bakra - Bakra is having another good season with Feyenoord and should reach 400 career goals before retiring from playing. He's got 16 goals so far in 22(5) games.

Rocky Brittus - Rocky is playing pretty often for Vitesse, with 22(2) games played. Unfortunately not too many goals scored, with just 9. However he is now over 250 career goals.

Simone Finke - Simone isn't getting much playing time this season for Bremen, so maybe retirement is the right thing to do. Just 5 goals from 8(1) games so far.

David Le Soire - A bad injury has hurt his top place chances as he falls back to 30 goals behind. He's got himself 4 goals in 9 games since recovering. He's signed on with Zurich for another year.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Jason has planned to retire at the end of the season and is playing ok in his last season. He's got 7 goals in 7(12) games for Dortmund so far. It's unlikely he'll reach 400 career goals.

Silvio Mella - Another player added to the retirement list and probably the right thing to do as he isn't getting many games. He's scored 2 goals this season in 2(5) games. Just 6 goals for 350, but it's looking unlikely.

Kwesi Owusu - Things aren't going well for Kwesi this season and he's leaving the club at the end of the season. He's got just 4 goals in 2(6) games and is in the reserve team.

Mathew Schneider - Mathew will probably just be pleased he's scored some goals at this late stage in his career. He's played 2(3) games for Celtic and has scored 4 goals. Has staff attributes so must be ready to retire soon.

Stuart Shaw - Stuart is having a very good season for Man Utd and it looks like he'll be one of the last few standing, for now. He's got 19 goals in 23(9) games and is 7 goals away from 4th place.

Murt Shepard - Murt is having a fairly good last season for Bordeaux, playing 16(2) games so far and scoring 11 goals. He recently took the Bordeaux most league goals for the club, with 309.

Tom Skull - Looks like it could be it for Tom now, he's not played any games again for Valencia and is now going to be leaving come the end of the season. No retirement set just yet though.

Jordan Swinburn - Another player without any games played for the first team. But Jordan is ready to retire now. He's currently in the Bologna reserves.

White Widow - White Widow is still going strong and it looks like nobody will catch him now. He's got 13 goals in 21(2) games and is just 7 goals away from 600. He's signed a new contract for a year.

Staff

Nick Adam - Nothing much to mention, other than Auxerre are currently 12th in Ligue 1. Predicted 16th.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Jimmio is still looking for a job. Havn't been seeing his name mentioned as a candidate for a while either.

Chopper - It's pretty close at the top of the table, but Jimmio is doing a good job so far trying to get Valladolid promoted. Predicted 2nd

Matthew Cooper - Things aren't going well for Matthew and Newcastle. They are currently in 15th place and havn't won in 9 games. Predicted 18th.

Josh Crane - So far and the season is going fairly well. Leyton Orient are currently 11th in League One. Predicted 9th.

Whoopski Deeski - Krasnodar aren't doing too badly at the halfway stage in the season. Currently 9th in the league. Predicted 5th.

Ben Goldsmith - Not really going too well for Ben since taking over, losing half of the games. However they are currently 13th and predicted 23rd.

Alejandro Hernandez - Things not going too well in the league for Zaragoza, but they are in the Spanish Cup semi-final. Zaragoza are predicted 14th.

Arie Kanarie - Arie is still a youth coach with Feyenoord, unfortunately not helping Bakra train. Feyenoord are currently 1st, predicted 2nd.

Igor Kesina - Igor is still searching for a job after being sacked by CSKA Moscow.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - He is still the coach at Lorient, despite the managers job going once again. Lorient are predicted 12th, but are currently 19th.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Quique is still looking for his first staff job. Not seen any news items with him in though.

Aleksander Radakovic - Things are going well for Torino, who are 8th in the league. They are also in the Italian Cup semi-final. Predicted 8th.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Bjorgvin is in the same situation as Igor and Jimmio, searching for a new job.

Mario Spehar - It's still looking unlikely Mario will find his get his first staff role.

The Mad Scot - He took over at Aberdeen when they were struggling and they still are, in 11th place. He's lost 15 of 27 games played. Predicted 8th.

Goals

White Widow              593
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  564[RETIRED]
David Le Soire           563
Tom Skull                538
Stuart Shaw              531
Murt Shepard             515[RETIRING]
The Mad Scot             514[RETIRED]
Arie Kanarie             422**[RETIRED]
Kwesi Owusu              420
Mathew Schneider         420
Bakra                    384[RETIRING]
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    381[RETIRING]
Silvio Mella             344[RETIRING]
Aleksander Radakovic     341[RETIRED]
Igor Kesina              318[RETIRED]
Alejandro Hernandez      311[RETIRED]
Mario Spehar             301[RETIRED]
Nick Adam                292[RETIRED]
Long Tym Toon Jr.        288[RETIRED]
Josh Crane               285[RETIRED]
Edmond Doustourian       275[RETIRED]
Matthew Cooper           273[RETIRED]
Simone Finke             267[RETIRING]
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       262[RETIRED]
Jordan Swinburn          259[RETIRING]
Rocky Brittus            256[RETIRING]
Ben Goldsmith            234[RETIRED]
Whoopski Deeski          226[RETIRED]
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      210[RETIRED]
Chopper                  198*[RETIRED]
Des Morgan               132[RETIRED] 
Jimmy Eastwood             0[RETIRED]
Jack Jacobs                0[RETIRED]
Aidan LFC                  0[RETIRED]
Josh McLachlan             0[RETIRED]
Jamie O'Connor             0[RETIRED]
Jack Ripper                0[RETIRED]
Cristian Sirera            0[RETIRED]
Thomas Weir                0[RETIRED]
Feliciano Zambrano Teles   0[RETIRED]

**7 Goals before the game started.

*2 Goals before the game started.

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Mathew Schneider Retires From Playing

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 610

League Goals: 224

Cup Goals: 132

Most Goals For One Club: 284 (Valencia)

Most Goals In A Season: 40 (Valencia and Israel)

Country

Games: 96

Goals: 64

Overall Games: 706

Overall Goals: 420

Average Rating: 7.27

Assists: 93

MoM: 54

Yellow Cards: 22

Red Cards: 0

Value: £14.63m

Seasons With One Club: 12 (Valencia)

Cups Won: 26

Clubs Played For: 5

Time Injured: 164 Days

A very good career overall, just a shame things didn't go too well in his last few years.

No final season screenshot unfortunately, but i doubt his stats will have changed much.

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Ahhh was only a matter of time I suppose, not getting any first team chances any more. Shame though, I would have loved to see him go home (preferably to Swindon...can't wait for tomorrow!) but still he's had a fantastic career.

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Just a little update on retirement dates.

Simone Finke       18.6.2031
Murt Shepard       19.6.2031
Jason McIllmurray  20.6.2031
Silvio Mella       30.6.2031
Tom Skull          30.6.2031
Jordan Swinburn    30.6.2031
Bakra              12.7.2032
Rocky Brittus      12.7.2032

Should have the end of season update done before 12pm and possibly 1 or 2 retirement updates.

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End of Season 2030/31

Players

Bakra - A good season again for Bakra and according to his retirement date, it's not quite his last. He got 22 goals in 34(7) games and needs just 10 for 400. Feyenoord finished 2nd in the league.

Rocky Brittus - Fairly poor goals to game ratio, but actually not too bad for a 36 year old. He got 11 goals in 31(4) games for Vitesse. Vitesse finished 3rd and won the Dutch Cup.

Simone Finke - Final season for Simone didn't go too badly, scoring 11 goals for Bremen in 20(2) games. He'll be the next player to retire. Bremen finished 12th in the league.

David Le Soire - A bad injury at the start of the season stopped him from catching up with White Widow. He scored 11 goals this season in 25 games. Zurich finished 3rd in the league and were Swiss Cup runners up.

Jason McIllmurray Jr. - Had an ok last season with Dortmund, but a 2 month hip injury in the last few months ruined it. He scored 8 goals in 9(14) games. Dortmund finished 4th in the league.

Silvio Mella - Final season for Silvio wasn't too bad, but he spent most of it on the bench. He scored 10 goals in 5(19) games, just taking him over 350 career goals. Sporting finished 5th and won the Spanish Super Cup.

Kwesi Owusu - One of the few players not retiring, but he is leaving Chelsea soon, so could retire if he doesn't find a club. 8 goals this season in 6(6) games played. Chelsea finished 8th and won the FA Cup.

Stuart Shaw - A very good season for Stuart who is another of the non-retiring players. He got 28 goals in 32(17) games for Man Utd and is just 6 goals behind 2nd now. Man Utd finished 2nd and won the Europa League.

Murt Shepard - A pretty good final season with Bordeaux saw Murt score 16 goals in 26(4) games. He just missed out on taking 5th place in the table. Bordeaux finished 12th in the league.

Tom Skull - Another season with no games or goals for Tom. He decided to leave the club on a free, but thought it better to just retire. Valencia finished 8th in the league.

Jordan Swinburn - Just 1 game played for Jordan in his final season, no goals scored. Pretty average season for Bologna, finishing 10th in the league and poor in the cup.

White Widow - Another good season from the White Widow. He got 19 goals in 34(4) games. He needs just 1 goal for 600, hope he doesn't retire. Lorient finished 15th in the league.

Staff

Nick Adam - Auxerre finished 14th in the league.

Jimmio Bowmanaggio - Still searching for a new job.

Chopper - Chopper takes another team back into La Liga, but they only just took 2nd place on the last day of the season.

Matthew Cooper - Matthew did a good job of keeping Newcastle up, but only just. They finished in 16th place.

Josh Crane - A good season for Josh and Leyton Orient, finishing 4th in League One. Unfortunately they lost to Sunderland in the play-off final.

Whoopski Deeski - Krasnodar finished 10th in the league.

Ben Goldsmith - A good season considering the media predicted relegation. Wrexham finished 14th in the Championship.

Alejandro Hernandez - Zaragoza finished 14th in the league.

Arie Kanarie - Feyenoord finished 2nd in the league.

Igor Kesina - Still searching for a new job.

Long Tym Toon Jr. - FC Lorient finished 15th in the league.

Quique Sanchez-Tredwell - Still searching for a job.

Aleksander Radakovic - Torino finished 9th in the league and won the Italian Cup.

Bjorgvin Radebe Jr. - Still searching for a new job.

Mathew Schneider - Still searching for a job.

Mario Spehar - Still searching for a job.

The Mad Scot - The Mad Scot is on a 12 games without a win streak, but the main thing is he kept Aberdeen up, in 11th place.

Goals

White Widow              599
David Le Soire           570
Quique Sanchez-Tredwell  564[RETIRED]
Stuart Shaw              540
Tom Skull                538
Murt Shepard             520[RETIRING]
The Mad Scot             514[RETIRED]
Kwesi Owusu              424
Arie Kanarie             422**[RETIRED]
Mathew Schneider         420[RETIRED]
Bakra                    390[RETIRING]
Jason McIllmurray Jr.    382[RETIRING]
Silvio Mella             352[RETIRING]
Aleksander Radakovic     341[RETIRED]
Igor Kesina              318[RETIRED]
Alejandro Hernandez      311[RETIRED]
Mario Spehar             301[RETIRED]
Nick Adam                292[RETIRED]
Long Tym Toon Jr.        288[RETIRED]
Josh Crane               285[RETIRED]
Edmond Doustourian       275[RETIRED]
Matthew Cooper           273[RETIRED]
Simone Finke             273[RETIRING]
Jimmio Bowmanaggio       262[RETIRED]
Jordan Swinburn          259[RETIRING]
Rocky Brittus            258[RETIRING]
Ben Goldsmith            234[RETIRED]
Whoopski Deeski          226[RETIRED]
Bjorgvin Radebe Jr.      210[RETIRED]
Chopper                  198*[RETIRED]
Des Morgan               132[RETIRED] 
Jimmy Eastwood             0[RETIRED]
Jack Jacobs                0[RETIRED]
Aidan LFC                  0[RETIRED]
Josh McLachlan             0[RETIRED]
Jamie O'Connor             0[RETIRED]
Jack Ripper                0[RETIRED]
Cristian Sirera            0[RETIRED]
Thomas Weir                0[RETIRED]
Feliciano Zambrano Teles   0[RETIRED]

**7 Goals before the game started.

*2 Goals before the game started.

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Simone Finke Hangs Up His Boots

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 505

League Goals: 223

Cup Goals: 37

Most Goals For One Club: 241 (Werder Bremen)

Most Goals In A Season: 30 (Italy and Werder Bremen)

Country

Games: 13

Goals: 3

Overall Games: 518

Overall Goals: 273

Average Rating: 6.97

Assists: 43

MoM: 29

Yellow Cards: 11

Red Cards: 1

Value: £60k

Seasons With One Club: 13 (Werder Bremen)

Cups Won: 2

Clubs Played For: 3

Time Injured: 473 Days

We all know Napoli ruined his career and he wasn't the only one. So overall it's an ok career, could have been a lot better though.

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2Not much in the way of medals for Finke at the end of his career. Would have been interesting if he had stayed at Perugia a bit longer as I think we could have been closer. Still 273 goals is about 200 more than I thought we would get at one stage. A career 6.97 AR says it all, okay but not brilliant.

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Murt Shepard Retires From Playing

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 682

League Goals: 351

Cup Goals: 77

Most Goals For One Club: 375 (Bordeaux)

Most Goals In A Season: 43 (Ireland and Bordeaux)

Country

Games: 107

Goals: 92

Overall Games: 789

Overall Goals: 520

Average Rating: 7.18

Assists: 79

MoM: 88

Yellow Cards: 109

Red Cards: 7

Value: £2.1m

Seasons With One Club: 15 (Bordeaux)

Cups Won: 6

Clubs Played For: 3

Time Injured: 313 Days

Didn't start off too well, but once he joined Bordeaux he was on fire. Overall pretty good.

For some reason Season 28/29 was David Le Soire screenshot :S

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Jason McIllmurray Sets Sights On Staff Role

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 591

League Goals: 254

Cup Goals:63

Most Goals For One Club: 219 (Dortmund)

Most Goals In A Season: 42 (Portadown)

Country

Games: 118

Goals: 65

Overall Games: 709

Overall Goals: 382

Average Rating: 7.21

Assists: 48

MoM: 50

Yellow Cards: 11

Red Cards: 0

Value: £550k

Seasons With One Club: 14 (Dortmund)

Cups Won: 6

Clubs Played For: 3

Time Injured: 798 Days

Amazing very first season, then downhill until he joined Dortmund. Another season and he might have made 400 career goals.

Up next is Silvio Mella, Tom Skull and Jordan Swinburn all on the same day.

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Kwesi Owusu Retires From Playing

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 639

League Goals: 251

Cup Goals: 111

Most Goals For One Club: 355 (Chelsea)

Most Goals In A Season: 36 (Nigeria and Chelsea)

Country

Games: 88

Goals: 62

Overall Games: 727

Overall Goals: 424

Average Rating: 7.13

Assists: 88

MoM: 31

Yellow Cards: 8

Red Cards: 1

Value: £220k

Seasons With One Club: 19 (Chelsea)

Cups Won: 7

Clubs Played For: 2

Time Injured: 336 Days

Pretty good overall, but a shame he spent nearly all of it with Chelsea.

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Silvio Mella Calls It A Day

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 578

League Goals: 219

Cup Goals: 64

Most Goals For One Club: 209 (PSG)

Most Goals In A Season: 38 (Malta and PSG)

Country

Games: 103

Goals: 69

Overall Games: 681

Overall Goals: 352

Average Rating: 7.31

Assists: 61

MoM: 45

Yellow Cards: 9

Red Cards: 1

Value: £0

Seasons With One Club: 15 (PSG)

Cups Won: 4

Clubs Played For: 2

Time Injured: 253 Days

Not too bad overall, possibly better if he'd left PSG earlier on.

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Tom Skull Hangs Up His Boots

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 758

League Goals: 306

Cup Goals: 130

Most Goals For One Club: 402 (Valencia)

Most Goals In A Season: 53 (England and Valencia)

Country

Games: 151

Goals: 102

Overall Games: 909

Overall Goals: 538

Average Rating: 7.27

Assists: 75

MoM: 85

Yellow Cards: 5

Red Cards: 1

Value: £7.35m

Seasons With One Club: 16 (Valencia)

Cups Won: 24

Clubs Played For: 4

Time Injured: 80 Days

Fantastic Career, considering at 1 point he didn't think he'd be scoring many at all. Lucky to have only 80 days injured too.

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Jordan Swinburn Retires From Playing

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 448

League Goals: 174

Cup Goals: 61

Most Goals For One Club: 199 (Napoli)

Most Goals In A Season: 32 (Italy and Napoli)

Country

Games: 32

Goals: 24

Overall Games: 480

Overall Goals: 259

Average Rating: 6.95

Assists: 23

MoM: 22

Yellow Cards: 11

Red Cards: 0

Value: £0

Seasons With One Club: 15 (Napoli)

Cups Won: 6

Clubs Played For: 3

Time Injured: 771 Days

Should be pleased with his career overall, as he didn't really get going until 2016/17 season.

And that's it for tonight.

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Those wasted years at OM... At least Jason played for the reserves and those counted to the total tally. Kinda gutted he retired early from the national team and he could've easily gone back to N. Ireland for a one last season. Kids these days :)

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Bakra Settles for Staff Role with AZ

Seasons - Starting, 11/12, 12/13, 13/14, 14/15, 15/16, 16/17, 17/18, 18/19, 19/20, 20/21, 21/22, 22/23, 23/24, 24/25, 25/26, 26/27, 27/28, 28/29, 29/30, 30/31

Staff Attributes

Personal

History

Biography

Career Stats(for awards)

Clubs

Games: 637

League Goals: 323

Cup Goals: 40

Most Goals For One Club: 363 (Feyenoord)

Most Goals In A Season: 30 (Feyenoord)

Country

Games: 70

Goals: 27

Overall Games: 707

Overall Goals: 390

Average Rating: 7.19

Assists: 91

MoM: 75

Yellow Cards: 63

Red Cards: 3

Value: £0

Seasons With One Club: 20 (Feyenoord)

Cups Won: 9

Clubs Played For: 1

Time Injured: 1127 Days

A pretty good one club career. Shame he's joined a rival team as a Coach though. So close to 400 goals too.

Rocky Brittus will most likely be the next to retire.

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