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Fair do's - sorry for being presumptuous! I had a feeling you were set to be all over that bird you said had "grown up" since you first met her, on Twitter :D

Yeah....because I'm going to pull a bird right infront of my ex. (Weird calling her that seen as I don't see it remaining that way for long).

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Yeah....because I'm going to pull a bird right infront of my ex. (Weird calling her that seen as I don't see it remaining that way for long).

Sounds like you live in a strangely village-like world where everyone tends to hang out in the same places, so everyone knows everything and nobody can get away with much?

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Sounds like you live in a strangely village-like world where everyone tends to hang out in the same places, so everyone knows everything and nobody can get away with much?

Not at all.....but my Mrs/ex does work in my local. Hence my trepidation about going in there of late.

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Think he has a few jobs on the go, and just goes from job to job without sleeping or breaking :D

Pretty much this.

Also, just had a massive row with the mrs about my working pattern, with her not taking into consideration the fact that I was a Supply Teacher last school year and we struggled, and now I've kind of landed on my feet and have teaching, care work and the pizza shop on the go where I'm fairly well off now and we are comfortable, in the midst of saving up for a wedding, a house and the kids' cars etc whilst still able to live comfortably, all off the back of how many hours I work, and she twists at never seeing me, but yet says we need the money. Not sure what the hell the woman wants now!!!

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I've got a serious mother ****er of a head ache :(

Ache all over, shaking like a ******** dog, sweaty and I've been awake since 3am. This day at work could do with being over. Sick day tomorrow, methinks. Stupid thing is that I can't swallow tablets, so I've just had to grind up some paracetamol and wash it down with water - properly grim chalky crap stuck in my teeth :(

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I've got a serious mother ****er of a head ache :(

Ache all over, shaking like a ******** dog, sweaty and I've been awake since 3am. This day at work could do with being over. Sick day tomorrow, methinks. Stupid thing is that I can't swallow tablets, so I've just had to grind up some paracetamol and wash it down with water - properly grim chalky crap stuck in my teeth :(

Real men chomp paracetamol and don't need water :D

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Not the town where I live, unless you like skinny Polish girls with great big wobbly falsies. Having said that......

Racist :thdn:

Was it you who liked the Milkshake women RT? They've actually grown on me now I find them less annoying.

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Racist :thdn:

Was it you who liked the Milkshake women RT? They've actually grown on me now I find them less annoying.

Yeah, pretty much like all of them. There's one really over excitable one who I can guarantee goes like a train, plus a dark haired girl who's really nice looking.

Here's the over excitable one: http://milkshake.channel5.com/presenters/jen

And the nice dark haired one: http://milkshake.channel5.com/presenters/amy

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Yeah, pretty much like all of them. There's one really over excitable one who I can guarantee goes like a train, plus a dark haired girl who's really nice looking.

Here's the over excitable one: http://milkshake.channel5.com/presenters/jen

And the nice dark haired one: http://milkshake.channel5.com/presenters/amy

Jen is annoying as ****, bet she goes like the clappers! Amy has grown on me though, she's a lot more chilled out but has some actual rhythm when dancing, that always works for me. :D. Olivia is alright but a tad young I reckon plus too smiley, I want to pop her cheeks with a pin.

Edit - Amy's favourite place is Scarborough, that's me in then.

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Natalie Sawyer is nice but none of the Sky Sports women are stand outs, they're all average. You can pop into town and find people better looking inside minutes.

Geordie Chavs :thdn:.

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