cfcx Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 does anyone else do this? if im managing a side and the have a player named eg Pinas, Woodcock, Goodwillie, Smallpiece etc no matter if they were regen and could be next Messi i would have to sell them on. Is this just weird compulsive behaviour i have picked up or are there other weirdo's out there that do similar stuff?:confused: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x42bn6 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I don't see anything wrong with managing players with unfortunate names matching a certain male organ. Pretty much every man has one - what's the issue with it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mije1983 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Maybe I would if I was about 10, but I'm grown up now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcx Posted February 19, 2011 Author Share Posted February 19, 2011 sorry not just male organ related was intended just 1st to mind. the left back named rat for example, also the centrehalf i think called kuntz and a czech centrehalf called milan fukal to mix it up a bit. this is just a bit of fun guys its the weekend wind your necks in a degree or two Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chob Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 sorry not just male organ related was intended just 1st to mind. the left back named rat for example, also the centrehalf i think called kuntz and a czech centrehalf called milan fukal to mix it up a bit. this is just a bit of fun guys its the weekend wind your necks in a degree or two lol. If they were world class i'd keep them despite their names. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcx Posted February 19, 2011 Author Share Posted February 19, 2011 ARS BANDEET is def the best!! fair do's i dont think he ever been on fm but i think played for algeria in the 70's. if was in the game now as he was a central midfield player would be great to see in the commentary box "Ars Bandeet has dominated today"! I may create him as a one off id keep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysharkey21 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Personally I would keep anyone with a funny name even if they were poo just for comedy value! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llew_Arshavin23 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Not just male genitalia - Rod Fanni? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Roar! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phnompenhandy Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Managing a non-league team with no budget, i have to acquire regen kids on freebies. Given that generally they're all as bad as each other, i do sometimes get swayed by a silly name. Thus in my last save I had Charlie Knuckes and Johnny Nutter! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
5legend Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Johnny Moustache Creedence Clearwater Couto their the weirdest names i've come across Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPlanet Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Holy Goalscoring Batman! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik_Dut Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 when a messy player reach fame like Messi , suddenly the name is not sound like a mess anymore.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugabugas Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Errr...you can always create a nickname if it really bothers you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUFC Barmy Army Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Hahahah this is a great thread. Everton have a player called Shitov. I lol'd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcx Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 Hahahah this is a great thread. Everton have a player called Shitov. I lol'd. good one that, ars bandeet is still best for me! perhaps should make this into a poll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATPimP Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I had a player named Van Dik in FM08 and some dude named Phil Nicepackage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Scriptor Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 If I get a ridiculous name, I just change the name. Open your fake.lnc file with Notepad and insert the following code: "CHANGE_PLAYER_NAME" "Person Unique ID" "First Name" "Common Name" "Second Name" No need for a database editor or anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcx Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 I had a player named Van Dik in FM08 and some dude named Phil Nicepackage. nicepackage??!? are you sure bout that one? very funny though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcx Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 Roar! Brilliant!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz32 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 The funny screenshots thread has an absolute tonne of funny names, some of them are absolutely laugh out loud. http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php/32338-Funny-Screenshots-Thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slawbawn Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 One called Bongo Christ retired in 2008. Was also this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segar_Bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krald Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Not quite the funny name, but when i was playing Bromley in FM2010, I had a player called Simon Bird, and whenever he scored I just had to sing that bird is the word song. It was like his own little theme, he wasnt very good but I think I played him anyway just because I wanted to sing that song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATPimP Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 nicepackage??!? are you sure bout that one? very funny though Maybe I am wrong cuz it was a few years ago but I think it was nicepackage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler42 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I laughed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedman0 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/dwayne-dildick/profil/spieler_42723.html Poor lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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