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4 hours ago, Benjoe said:

Westermann at which club, though? 

Munster/Monster thing.

3 hours ago, Benjoe said:

Constant Sorrow, however, is the real gem.

Gonna be stuck in my head all day.

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13 hours ago, oriole01 said:

This is some seriously fraudulent transfer business! I would never expect that from Frauden... oh, wait.

Making papa-fraud proud hopefully! 

12 hours ago, BoxToBox said:

Munster/Monster thing.

Gonna be stuck in my head all day.

Ahh, yeah that whole thread was a bit before I really got into the forum sadly. Seemed to have been a good piece!

 

Brilliant movie, brilliant song. Can't believe I didn't draw the link myself. Oh well, I'll be a Man of Constant Sorrow today! 

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On 16/07/2018 at 11:55, wynter said:

The work Sneijder is putting in with those key passes :eek:

 

Nice pickup on Gnabry too. 

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Poor guy deserves a ****ing Gold medal for this work. We just keep missing the chances... Honestly, I can't understand how he's gotten so many, and yet only has 9 assists.

Hopefully Gnabry will deliver some nice action for us!

 

In other news. Having had Fabinho down with the second team for now... ehh... 2½ months I think? And he hasn't complained but just carried on playing. He's been given a new chance in the first team as he is no longer unhappy. Great stuff.

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Sneijder has another world class performance!

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aaaaaaand then he injures himself while lifting weights... He's out 2-3 weeks, and we only have 3½ weeks left of the season.. :(

 

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2 hours ago, Benjoe said:

 

In other news. Having had Fabinho down with the second team for now... ehh... 2½ months I think? And he hasn't complained but just carried on playing. He's been given a new chance in the first team as he is no longer unhappy. Great stuff.

@BoxToBox approves.

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End of Season 17/18

Heartbreak and misery. That's what came this season. Whenever we were doing good, we dropped immediately again. With a loud bang. 

Not that kind of bang. Stop it. 

We did however finish 1 point ahead of the tossers at ze Frankenfurt. Hahaaa, jaaaa, suck on ze frankfurter again!

I tried to sign their manager as my waterboy. He refused. Oh well. His loss.

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We had a very impressive season to be honest. We scored as many as we conceded. We won as many as we lost. Remarkable!

In terms of the team we have some standout players. 

Wesley Sneijder was the big one for us, no doubt. 

And as that was one of my main pointers when signing him, I'm terrible satisfied with that. Yes, that one bit in itself justifies our entire season. 

117 key passes in 27 games. Oh my jesus lord and savior. That is insane. Only 11 assists still though, as Belotti, Ibisevic, Dolberg (who was long time injured though) etc. all squandered impressive amounts of chances. 

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Needless to say really, but Wesley was voted player of the year, and Fabinho, who only had 19 league games due to being in the B-team for large periods of the season, was voted second. That's gotta sting for the rest of the team.. :D

 

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Kai Havertz impressed in the second half of the season as he knocked an underwhelming Ibisevic off as raumdeuter. He will likely not be the starter for next season as I'm easing him into a starter as I feel he is growing plenty this way. He is a solid choice out there though, no doubt! 

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Yes. This squad overview is a bit of a mess. 

 

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Transfer Window Summer of '17

And what a busy summer it's been!

Let's provide you with a quick overview before I go into detail.

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We've made a profit this summer, so we have £60M in the bank now. Solid.

Belotti was the first to get pulled away from us. He had a 34M release clause, so hard to do anything.

Spurs had a pretty big task this summer as Harry Kane was sold to Man U for 87M and as such they cashed in.

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Milinkovic Savic as well as Diego Perotti signed for the 3rd placed Spurs after what was the most Spurs-y season ever.

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Ending third in their CL group, Losing to West Ham in the Europa League Semi final, losing to Arsenal in the EFL cup final, Going out in the FA cup fifth round to Bournemouth...

You're gonna love it there kid. 

Back to our transfer dealings.

Most of our out's were actually unhappy players that I just let go because I don't care about listening to their whining every other week. Academy kid Moritz Kreuzer Y1C was not intended though. Guess Dortmund stole him away on his youth contract because I recall denying offers 3 or 4 times but somehow they still got him in the end. 

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I loaned out Klünter, Besuchskow and Eggestein as I can't see them getting regular game time, but still think they could grow into valuable pieces. 

Incomings were far more exciting however!

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We got our three young 'steals' who all look really good. They're great kids who can all develop into something solid. 

And Gnabry joining as well as I had already revealed.

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Solid business for 7M. Will like to have him. 

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The second Wolfsburg player to join us of three guys in total. As they got relegated I attacked them like a vulture. Aiming for two specific prizes.

Arnold and his long shots have been welcomed with open arms. Hard worker, enduring, mentally astute. He's just solid all around and I really like this. He was cheap too. Buuuut he got injured, torn calf muscle, out 3-4 months. Great.

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Didavi is the third and final Wolfsburg player joining. He has the lovely 'Curls ball' trait and has exquisite technique with vision to go. I like his all round game and he could potentially replace Sneijder in a year or two. 5.5M initial fee for Didavi is a massive steal and I'm happy to add him to our talented attack which is increasing in depth and quality despite us not replacing Belotti with a new signing. Dolberg will be starting, and Didavi can take shifts there too with his attributes so we should be good. 

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With both Huth and Westermann wanting out I decided to preemptively sign Jannik here as he is a solid frame to have in defence, and was available fairly cheap. He isn't world class, but he should be a stable performer for us, so I'm happy to add him to this bunch.

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Of course I couldn't keep my hands off Hany.

Currently playing for Brøndby and having had 2 amazing seasons so far since joining from Benfica. Massive talent. 300k fee for a great rotational player with potential left to fulfill. I like that.

All in all, our 2017/18 squad:

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Signings joining in 2021:

I've decided to snap up some youngsters from other nationalities than just German too. 

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Out of these, Miranov is the real big gem. A libero or roaming playmaker in the making right there.

 

Of other things to note:

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Valentino, who I bought last season for 600k, has been moved into the first team. I think he is ready for the level, and why not give him a shot now then. If he fails a loan move to a 2. Bundes club could be the answer.

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Salih is going to have his second year on loan at Nürnberg, and I'm okay with that for the moment. Nürnberg got promoted to 1. Bundesliga, and he'll play a major part for them this season so I don't worry for his game time. He is ready to fire for us too very soon, but for now I'll leave him in the spotlight at Nürnberg.

 

And our u19s team is stacked.

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22 minutes ago, Benjoe said:

Spurs had a pretty big task this summer as Harry Kane was sold to Man U for 87M and as such they cashed in.

Huh, I also bought Belotti on FM17 after selling Kane to United except the price was £80M instead of £87M. Also, I bought Lacazette instead of SMS.

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5 minutes ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said:

Huh, I also bought Belotti on FM17 after selling Kane to United except the price was £80M instead of £87M. Also, I bought Lacazette instead of SMS.

Almost identical! Was your season as Spurs-y though?

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Vujinovic has taken his chance fully! Dolberg is injured so Vuji is getting a chance as our main man and 4 games with 2 goals and 2 assists is plenty approved!

 

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He started with this beauty in his debut.

 

Another youngster getting the chance is half Danish, half Ghanaian, Nikolas Nartey.

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He's getting gametime as a left back and is performing nicely. He doesn't fit the bill perfectly, but seeing as van den Bergh has an injured spine and Plattenhardt is crying hardt, we needed another guy ready for a shot. Nartey is that guy. Big potential, and could see him make himself an asset for us this season. 

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I'm also very excited about hitting january. Marcus Mortensen will be ready to join the first team by then!

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He wasn't rated highly after the intake by my HoYD, but he is proving himself a big talent at RM. He can definitely become something good at the wing. 

 

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Mental.

They were even leading the league.

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Vuji with another massive game too scoring the winner in the final minutes.

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Great output in his first 6 league games for us. Dolberg is hidden on the bench, no way I'm benching Vuji when he's doing like this. Trust the Vuji process. 

 

But seriously, I need to bin Rajkovic soon... Countless times I've seen him mess up and cost a goal or two the same game. He is really not doing much for us. 

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Tobias here is the future star. Come january, when I can register players again, I'll promote him and give him the keys. He's playing for the German u21s despite being purely Danish and 16. That says something about this (potentially) Great (formerly) Dane. 

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2 hours ago, Benjoe said:

Almost identical! Was your season as Spurs-y though?

My first season was very Spurs-y, yeah. Probably worse than Spurs-y. It was old style Spurs. We barely finished 7th. After selling Janet and signing Belotti and Lacazette we won the league so don't be surprised to see them cruise to success this season.

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8 minutes ago, Fer Fuchs Ake said:

My first season was very Spurs-y, yeah. Probably worse than Spurs-y. It was old style Spurs. We barely finished 7th. After selling Janet and signing Belotti and Lacazette we won the league so don't be surprised to see them cruise to success this season.

Oh ****. Duly noted! Looking over the North sea I can see Belotti has played 6 competitive matches without scoring and only assisting once.. Ouch. They're second though..

 

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3 minutes ago, dllu said:

I may be the only reader who fully appreciates you using Mike Jensen's real (and ridiculous) nickname, but :brock: 

@BoxToBox surely does as well, but I think the list might end there! :D

But it's a beautiful nickname indeed! 

Ps. Good luck tomorrow, hope you beat ob! :brock:

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22 minutes ago, BoxToBox said:

No, sir.

Well, it's hard to know where people come from if they only support (the wrong) English clubs... ;) 

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1 minute ago, dllu said:

Well, it's hard to know where people come from if they only support (the wrong) English clubs... ;) 

I'm not Danish, or supporting Arsenal.

Did you mean to quote Benjoe?

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3 minutes ago, BoxToBox said:

I'm not Danish, or supporting Arsenal.

Did you mean to quote Benjoe?

He said the wrong English clubs, so he was definitely talking to you. 

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2 minutes ago, BoxToBox said:

Come now man, even sensible Arsenal fans don't support Arsenal any more.

I've been a Brøndby and Arsenal fan during the trophy drought the last 10 years. You think I'm sensible, mate?!

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Sorry to go off-topic, but Constant Soro is making rapid improvements! Especially following tutoring with the Legend Sneijder!

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Taking a lot of the traits of Sneijder too!

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19 minutes ago, Benjoe said:

Sorry to go off-topic, but Constant Soro is making rapid improvements! Especially following tutoring with the Legend Sneijder!

Taking a lot of the traits of Sneijder too!

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Sometimes FM makes me so indescribably angry. 

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The most lackluster performance in which we commit two pens, concede a red, abuse 2 clear cut chances at the score 1-0 and 2-0, fail to take a single shot after this despite camping in their box afterwards. Oh and this ****.

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I just found out that Tobias Sørensen Y1D can't play for us now. He just turned 16, so I triumphantly placed him in the 1st team as the starting keeper. Then the game told me, "nonononono, he's waaaaay too young".

Another. ****ing. Year. Of. Rajkovic.

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11 minutes ago, Benjoe said:

I just found out that Tobias Sørensen Y1D can't play for us now. He just turned 16, so I triumphantly placed him in the 1st team as the starting keeper. Then the game told me, "nonononono, he's waaaaay too young".

Another. ****ing. Year. Of. Rajkovic.

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Germany's a god-damn fraud country with the youth rules.

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4 minutes ago, BoxToBox said:

Germany's a god-damn fraud country with the youth rules.

Yup. Great ****ing fraud rule...

In my frustration I've decided to splash massive cash for a 16 year old Russian. Am I mad? 

Likely.

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But I see a perfect Raumdeuter in him so just couldn't let him sit there without throwing an offer. Krasnodar didn't want to release him, so I went a bit further than initially planned. His size, his power, his technique, his mentality. He is massive imo. 2019 will be a wild winter window when 5 18 year old foreigners all join at the same time. 

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Sneijder has 6 months left.

 

Sneijder doesn't want to extend.

 

Sneijder is captain, I give Sneijder praise for being good captain.

 

Sneijder doesn't want to extend.

 

I cry.

 

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Mumbu, please get me some tissues. Mumbu?

Oh.. right.. wrong thread..

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3 minutes ago, kidthekid said:

out of reps again. The Mumbu mention was a nice one.

Oh well.. That's life when you're a Soggy Bottom Boy like me. Gets read as the last thread on people's lists so they're all out of reps. Leaving me in 2f9f76d9dce7befe3bb49cb4834dae5a.png.

 

Cheers! I miss Mumbu. A return to Africa and Mumbu is inevitable before the summer is over!

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11 minutes ago, Benjoe said:

Sneijder has 6 months left.

 

Sneijder doesn't want to extend.

 

Sneijder is captain, I give Sneijder praise for being good captain.

 

Sneijder doesn't want to extend.

 

I cry.

 

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Mumbu, please get me some tissues. Mumbu?

Oh.. right.. wrong thread..

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Straight in the ****in' B team.

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5 minutes ago, BoxToBox said:

Straight in the ****in' B team.

Where do you think he is already? :( 

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Can't have a guy who is leaving on a free as my captain. What kind of non-fraudian signal does that send? 

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14 minutes ago, Benjoe said:

Oh well.. That's life when you're a Soggy Bottom Boy like me. Gets read as the last thread on people's lists so they're all out of reps. Leaving me in 2f9f76d9dce7befe3bb49cb4834dae5a.png.

 

Cheers! I miss Mumbu. A return to Africa and Mumbu is inevitable before the summer is over!

I maxed out my reps on some guy in Bhutan doing crazy things

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2 minutes ago, ManUtd1 said:

A high point in a thread already full of them.

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Just now, kidthekid said:

I maxed out my reps on some guy in Bhutan doing crazy things

Only makes my statement all the more true. Not hating, just stating. 

And crying, but that's not you, that's because I got Sneijder in my eye.

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