mancity12 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Omagot I want the editor, my strikers are all dead. So fake:( That. Is. Hilarious. :D:D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat the baker Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 anyone got a good joke while we wait Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun↕§☺☻♫ Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I need this tonight! My internet's going off for 3 days... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyd Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 everybody ganna download it together and crash the system deja voo me thinks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancity12 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 anyone got a good joke while we wait Its a fact that you don't know where to look whilst eating a banana . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUsualSuspect9 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 my prediction is it will be out in an hour or so.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM06Matt Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Thank ya for the feedback lads what a time too pull your back out right near xmas im only 21 and all signs off age creeping in... woo come on Editor im loookin forward too this big time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehh Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 That. Is. Hilarious.:D:D Not really, because you know I have to play Sevilla and I got NO strikers. I'm Betis btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 stick a big strong cb in attack.... and set him to maul the keeper.... jobs a good un Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ita_Juve_10 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'm actually starting to think that...for some strange reason...he will be unable to release it tonight :-( it'll be just another chapter in the story of my life ;-P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 C'mon guys, let's call him on the phone / Messenger / Skype , what's the number ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'm actually starting to think that...for some strange reason...he will be unable to release it tonight :-( it'll be just another chapter in the story of my life ;-P SILENCE! il keelll youuuu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancity12 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'm actually starting to think that...for some strange reason...he will be unable to release it tonight :-( it'll be just another chapter in the story of my life ;-P Here's a joke to make you feel better...... A white horse walks into a bar and goes to the bar-tender for a drink...... The bar-tender see's him approach and says 'hey, we have a spirit named after you'...... The white horse looks up and says.....'what.....Dave?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun↕§☺☻♫ Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 SILENCE! il keelll youuuu LOL. Someone's been watching Jeff Dunham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Here's a joke to make you feel better......A white horse walks into a bar and goes to the bar-tender for a drink...... The bar-tender see's him approach and says 'hey, we have a spirit named after you'...... The white horse looks up and says.....'what.....Dave?' haha.. think im going insane waiting here... that actually made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ita_Juve_10 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 SILENCE! il keelll youuuu Well I'll be silent...and you can kill me...but that won't change anything if he doesn't release it :-X Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM06Matt Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Superb Achmeds a fm player i hope its released tonight i have nothing too do in my sad life . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun↕§☺☻♫ Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Here's another joke...(its math btw) i says to pi: get rational, mate pi replies: get real I'm really really bored.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 i have my girlfriend... but ive sent her to bed.... football manager comes first.... order of importance 1)fm 2)world peace 3)sandwiches 4)girlfriend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM06Matt Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 SILENCE! il keelll youuuu i have my girlfriend... but ive sent her to bed.... football manager comes first.... order of importance 1)fm 2)world peace 3)sandwiches 4)girlfriend Hahahaha superb....How it should be my gf plays FM with me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancity12 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 i have my girlfriend... but ive sent her to bed.... football manager comes first.... order of importance 1)fm 2)world peace 3)sandwiches 4)girlfriend Swap 'world peace' () for beer and your more or less there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a toothpick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp leaves. A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes. There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too." "No, a straw," says the Tramp. The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick. To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
evo2424 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 yep my gf's asleep so whats left? FM of course! so im sat here waiting...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM06Matt Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I dont know why ive qouted too things at once aww well.. Nothing like a beer with your girfriend while she is playin FM and actually knows what shes doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nero10 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Come on lads, don't go too off-topic - you just all need to wait patiently and we'll all be silenced when the download is available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
evo2424 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 well be silenced until rage sets in when the site crashes with all the downloads lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FM06Matt Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 It will be fantastic no dought Ruci has done a fantastic job with the editor so much you can look at and so easy too use its well worth the wait. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Eaton Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Which is the deadline tonight ? I would say 10.45 then no way for this evening Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Eaton Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 a young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back i've got something red, round and you can eat it. What is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "i've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "an apple," replied little ian "no it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." little scruffy johnny at the back of the class says "i've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "dirty little boy," said the teacher "no it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. ------------------- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson 8 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Cumon i cant wait ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Eaton Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. "Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts. "Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mummy, mummy, Aunt Mary is dying!" What do you mean? says his mother. Well she's in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling "God, I'm coming! I'm coming!!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flygaren Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Great man!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUsualSuspect9 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 is ruci online? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Eaton Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the **** went missing! The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedsfan5 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 i forgot why im here now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Eaton Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 c o c k = ***** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyd Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 ruci is online not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 yeah lets stop the jokes now lads.... dont want to ruin ruci's thread.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancity12 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 ruci is online not Can a mod please ban this guy? For life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyd Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 lol mancity lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancity12 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 lol mancity lol You know im only kiddin . I love you really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kertiz Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 When's the new one that'll be compatible with 9.2 Update out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nero10 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Presumably tonight Kertiz, patience is a virtue however. Give Ruci the time to perfect the version so then there is no need for future versions so quickly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamBamBam Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 9pm....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyd Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 is it a patch thats cuming out or will it be a new frmte what a mean is will i have to download the original or could i just download the new 1 if that makes sence thanks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nero10 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Download the newest version and backward patch compatability should work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welshace Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 it'll be a new version as there are lots of new features Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
strong centreback Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 its up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.rapidspread.com/redirect?link=1319829&hash=1ikc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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