Pompeyboyz Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wavelberry said: Game over. This has to be a bug reet? No pressure then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 Have bug reported it and will see what the word is. Still gonna keep going though coz I only ever do glorious failure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 Already deciding what to call next year's Wick save is how downbeat I am though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyboyz Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Wavelberry said: Have bug reported it and will see what the word is. Still gonna keep going though coz I only ever do glorious failure. Just as a side note, I am tracking a possible bug related to manager reputation against expectations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just now, Pompeyboyz said: Just as a side note, I am tracking a possible bug related to manager reputation against expectations. Oo. Okay. Well feel free to add to mine report or point me in the direction of that as and when. Didn't know where to stick mine so put it in Dynamics and interactions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 Given that this will be my last season at Harmsworth it had to come back: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wavelberry Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 As if this reality with Aberdeen doing a double isn't weird enough... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyboyz Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just now, Wavelberry said: As if this reality with Aberdeen doing a double isn't weird enough... Raise a Bug Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 Pre-season 2018 Update It really doesn't matter does it? It's like getting your notice... you just play the game now... The St MIrren game was good but I would've preferred it to be the 1st of August rather than the 1st of July. Other than that steady away. The new tactic is trained though. Ridculously we're second favourites ahead of the champions we finished 21 points behind.... We're going with a more CM heavy formation due toi the brilliance of Macads, Farqs and Mackay. Am hoping the two up front with give us goals... A steady start. If we're to win the league as is the expectation I need 10 from 12... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 August 2018 Update How long can I wing some results before I'm fired for not achieving the impossible? Let's find out... Undefeated and two clean sheets. I am not sure of this thing I am witnessing. The new formation worked a treat against Lossiemouth as Marc Macgregor grabbed himself a hattrick and then we got two 2-0 wins at home with Willie Nairn getting his first Wick goal in the cup. We took the lead against Clachnacuddin but couldn't hold out but given the ridiculous expectations the board have of us this is not the worst start in the world. I will definitely be sacked by December though so let us enjoy this time. Huntly are setting the early pace with goals and 3 from 3. Interestingly Keith are pretty much the same as us despite Cammy ****ing Keith moving to Clachnacuddin and Brora are unbeaten with the traitorous Grant Steven averaging 7 for them. It's early doors though... A busy September with tough away trips to Keith and Fraseburgh in amongst home games we have to win if I am to deliver this impossible title. We'll definitely know whether the sack is inevitable after this month I think... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 No, you fell asleep at your computer as you were about to post the update last night. Have edited it now to include the actual stuff that happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Just after posting this and moving on a day Brora had a game against Fort William and lost 4-2 LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff7 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 ,Good luck man... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Sheriff7 said: ,Good luck man... Luck is the only way I'm winning a title... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 September 2018 Update Tick tock. How long do I have left? Seven points from a possible twelve doesn't win titles but it keeps us in touch. The Deveronvale result was very good and then we lost our ability to score against Forres and Keith (I ****ing hate Keith) before a brilliant defensive display saw us over the line away at Fraserburgh. I sacked the cups off although we were unlucky against Nairn as we went down to ten men due to injury in extra time and ended up losing two late goals. The Cove game (with a cup game against them replacing the scheduled league game) was just silly attacking formation like last season and it showed. Nice to see Davie Allan back among the goals though. From the one of the worst defenses to the best. If my board were normal I'd be buzzing about this right now but as it is the lack of goals is going to cost me coz Huntly are already 5 points clear... Very winnable games but I imagine when Huntly beat me after a draw at home to Cove the board will issue me with an ultimatum. Also I'm having a fullback injury crisis. Which is nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Reminds me of my RKC board in the beta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: Reminds me of my RKC board in the beta Yeah except obviously the GYAC promise isn't bugged it's the expectation to win the league from nowhere. I know some chairman are like that but my God... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 October 2018 Update Would this be the month the stupid board started to go bananas as I wasn't close to winning the league? 6 from 15 is not going to win me any friends. As good as were were against Rothes and Cove was as bad as we were at Nairn and Strathspey. We were also 2-0 up against Huntly and ****ed it up and after the game I was questioned by the press about our poor season. No ****ing perspective these bastards. None at all. The board are yet to beef me though so there is that... And I guess I am happy to see Cameron and James among the goals. Only 6pts off the top of the table though so we're still in and around. The next month is huge. Buckie, who we owe a beating to, our arch rivals and Inverurie are the assignments. Anything less than 7 points is curtains. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 November 2018 Update Only three games this month but they were all damned big ones. Well I got the 7 points despite going behind in both wins. MacGregor and Allan both on form with some support from McIntrye and Farqs to ensure we get through the month unbeaten. The Buckie result was pretty pleasing as we played well. We should've beaten Brora but we couldn't keep them out thus ensuring the run of draws against them continues and we were absolutely rubbish in the first half against Inverurie. Got the win though and that's what counts. It's all about that Nairn at the top but if we win our game in hand the gap will close to just 2 points. Brora did us a favour by beating Huntly 5-4 at the end of the month. We're still in it. A busy December starts away at Fort William before we take on some very winnable home games including a match against the current champions whose form hasn't been great. The Turriff trip just before Christmas looks like a deal breaker. To keep up the pace I think we'll need 12pts from these 5 games. No Pressure then. I was offered a job interview at Forres though so if it does all go tits... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 It's starting... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 So... My odds moved in the space of two news items on the same day. That can't be good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 OOF. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyJ Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Better get jobhunting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 18 minutes ago, MikeyJ said: Better get jobhunting 28 minutes ago, Deisler26 said: OOF. Am still in a job and it's nearly 2019... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 December 2018 Update I'll keep holding on... The defeat at Turriff wasn't much of a surprise (we were flattered though as we were 3-0 down) but the Fort William and Lossiemouth results were ridiculous. We just have our arse drop out every time we look halfway decent and can't handle pressure to perform. In between we battered the champions and Clachnacuddin (and we were 1-0 down against Clachnacuddin too). MacGregor is continuing his good form alongside Allan and (happily) McIntrye but the defence has decided to be crap now. If it's not one it's t'other. Just 5 points off and where the **** have Strathspey come from. This league is just stupid. How stupid? Well 17th place Deveronvale just beat Cove 6-1. Oh look where we're taking our ***** away form to next. There's a very real chance given our poor away form and how much Keith just **** me over that we'll only get a point from this month. I made it to the new year which I wasn't expecting but I'd be very surprised if I'm still in situ come Valentines Day... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyJ Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wavelberry said: Oh look where we're taking our ***** away form to next. There's a very real chance given our poor away form and how much Keith just **** me over that we'll only get a point from this month. I made it to the new year which I wasn't expecting but I'd be very surprised if I'm still in situ come Valentines Day... Keith is going to beat you 4 or 5-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 I don't lose to Keith for the first time ever (0-0 draw) and THIS is how you repay me. I'm going into this meeting all guns blazing with this entitled twit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 Gotta win the next game then... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 Was a 1-1 Draw. ****ers. All of them. Even though the team has been performing much better this season... It's all over because of an absolute bell of a chairman. Unbeaten month. 5th and better off in the table and in defence compared to last year. I have been bugged out. But if you think I'm going quietly Mr Black you wait until I talk to the press... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 I took it well... (NB this post may contain screenshotted language people find offensive) Word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaferrie Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Gutted. What does the future hold? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyboyz Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Going out in a blaze of glory Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, mjaferrie said: Gutted. What does the future hold? There are a few ways of solving this particular issue although I am worried that if I go back as a new manager then after this season it'll go back to WIN THE LEAGUE FOOL. In which case I might given Scotland a break and go back to my other true love. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Pompeyboyz said: Going out in a blaze of glory If I could've set the chairman on fire I would have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 All posts must be read with this tune playing from now on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjaferrie Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Haha, brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 Having holidayed the expectations are still borked so Emperor Wavelberry's main aim is to get revenge. ON EVERYONE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 So so far Stephen Anderson came to me looking for first team football and I told him to go. Michael Steven, Danny Mackay and Sean McCarthy all came to me demanding him to play so I told them to get stuffed. They got upset so I tried to fire them and then dropped them to the U20s and now they're all miserable. I then went and did a Davie Moyes in the press conference and said we're rubbish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxToBox Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wavelberry said: All posts must be read with this tune playing from now on. I was doing that anyway, so that's handy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 The plan is clear. Emperor Wavelberry will get rid of all the first team players and drive the club down so then the chairman will leave or reassess his expectations. Only by purging the club of all the Jedi can we hope to bring peace and stability to Wick. Execute Order 67. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 GOOOOOOOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 January 2019 Update I was in charge for the three draws before the Emperor took over the last game. Michael Black has doomed this club by firing me. So this is how Wick Academy dies eh? To thunderous applause. I will be disappointed if we get more than 50 points from here. With Steven and McCarthy gone and a lot of first teamers upset and on the transfer list soon my plan will be complete. A busy February and a chance to win a cup. That would be lolz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 February 2019 Update Now it's all about getting to the end of the season and then getting rid of all the other first teamers. In between good experience for youngsters. That is the Emperor's will Marc MacGregor is in some form. Be sad when he goes in the Summer. I holidayed the two Highland League Cup games and we got battered off Keith. ****ing Keith man. Best part of the month has been Gormley on some red hot form and both the young CBs stepping up too. Brora vs Nairn then at the top. The rest are fighting for top 3. We'll be better off than last year despite all the stupidness. Shows what a dick my chairman is eh? Seven games left in the league then. Hopefully we can scupper Brora. Beyond that it's just waiting for the youth intake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 How's this for funky attacking thinking when down to 10 men? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavelberry Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 2019 Youth Candidates Here they are Ballantyne, Cowie, Reynolds, McMillan and Parker are the ones I'm looking at. Wingbacks are exciting for me. Shame David Mullen is so low rated too and shame that my better players ain't that determined. Good to see Parker perform well in the Gormley role while Sam Mackay continues to sit in disgrace. Sorry Sam but needs must. All will be signed up anyways. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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