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South Africa hires Fish as manager.

Mark Fish. He was one of the greatest ever players.

South Africa hires Fish as manager.

Who did he replaice ??

Will they soon be perched on top of the world rankings list?

Thank cod for these jokes

what in cods name?

ive haddock with you lot in this plaice.

Anybody else want to chip in with a fishy pun??

I think he'll find himself in deep water with that job!

I'm just wandering if he'll be able to Hake it in international management......

You didn't have to fall for the bait you know.

Well hopefully Fish can pass on some advice to his strikers in finding the net

Goalkeepers: Catch of the day.

Come on let's see how far this can go.

Do we know who the skipper is ??

I wonder if his team talk would use the line " come on lads show some sole out there ."

honestly lads.. i know you cant kelp it.. but change the tuna now.. we're skate-ing on thin ice here.. stop doing it just for the hallibut

What odds do Coral have on him winning South Africa the World Cup? I bet there has been a real upsturge on bets

Im sorry for that... welshace wins the competition as far as Im concerned

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honestly lads.. i know you cant kelp it.. but change the tuna now.. we're skate-ing on thin ice here.. stop doing it just for the hallibut

Nice one welshace, 3 puns in one post.

All good stuff too, none of it pollocks

Eh, you added an extra one in while I was typing

im reely starting to flounder now tbh

but this thread has got me hooked

Eel not be happy until this thread has been wound up

A few too many bad resultss and he'll be on squid row

Enjoying this, having a whale of a time

Xanax sacks Jesus.

It's starting to get a bit fin now.

If there's a spare position in the side, I'll fillet.

Didn't want to use plaice again; bad form to re-use the same pun.

yeah.. this is brill-iant....

beats downloading internet prawn anyway

whale, im going to stop now though as i dont want to make the missed-hake of outstaying my welcome

but feel free to mullet over yourselves and carry on, no need to be koi.. im just a bit melon-coley tbh.

I wonder if he will also drive the team (octo)bus.

I like the fillet one!

Im not one for carping welshace but you re-used a couple of puns.

Perhaps the mods can think of a suitable pun-ishment

welshace is making a krilling with these...

...oh God, now I've started

I think they can scale the world rankings. They will exert their mussels on the world stage

My intenchion is to see this thread through to the end

Some people have been sponging off others' jokes

Crab-ulous

I think Fish's hatred of frydays will pass on to his players

Perhaps that's why the play on Saturdace

oh molluscs, i was going to use that one!

Hopefully South Africa will perform batter with Fish in charge.

If he teaches them how to head like he could then maybe. The man could leap like a salmon

Does anybody else want to broach the subject

I hear his first game is against Finalnd too.

Broach?

Wow, this Mr. Fish seems to be the reel deal

Nah I hear he is a tool, a bit of a hammer head if you get my meaning

I hear his first game is against Finalnd too.

Broach?

It basically means to talk about the subject.

It's in the dictionary.

The missus and me play Scrabble a lot (Squabble we call it.), so I have to make sure me words are right.

aaah right, I am with you now!

Wow, international management. Talk about high flying fish I wonder who his super sub will be?

Maybe we should stop now...

What was the porpoise of this thread ??

I'm not sure, I can't really sea what the creator was intending

Can you be more spacific

I'm sorry, I should have been more specific with what I roet

I'm sorry, I should have been more specific with what I roet

That's ok nbrethe.

Maybe you didn't have time to trawl all the info out there.

I didn't learn any info from school either