I like the one that goes
"Fans are disappointed that X didn't play a part in the match, after having a good game previously"
Never mind the fact that that good game was less than 48 hours ago, against massively inferior opposition, at home, and the player can currently hardly walk due to exhaustion from said match.
Oh and we won 3 nil without him.
"Disappointed with the 0-0 draw away to <league leaders> is always good. Especially if it ends at 10 game winning streak
Christ I despise my fans.