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The 3rd Annual FMCU Awards Show. Sponsored by ETTA and Manolo Blahnik

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"Welcome to the pre-awards show! I'm Joan Rivers and did ya see my latest surgery? I've had everything tightened so much, my tits are higher than my ears! I'm telling ya, I'll quit this game when I'm dead. Or maybe when I finish exploiting being dead! Ooh, ooh, look at the red carpet, guys!"

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"Thanks Joan! Now to the ever-faithful Claire on the red carpet! Claire?"

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"Hi D! Great to be back again! We've just sighted our first FMCU member on the red carpet! Deltablue arrived just now, dressed by Armani and he just tried to chat me up! I guess that time in Milan has really affected him!"

"Hahaha, that rascal! Thanks Claire, we'll check back in soon!"

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"And now back to Claire on the carpet!"

"Hi D! Yes, we've just seen SnakeXe arrive, wearing those lucky silver shoes as ever. I'm not sure if he'll be in the running for any awards tonight, but it wouldn't be the same without those silver streaks gracing the carpet!"

"That's very true, Claire! I think we'd see an end of an era!"

"I'll report back when we have more!"

"Thanks Claire!"

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And back to Claire on the carpet, Claire?

"Hi D! We've seen both AK22 and tomtuck01 come in now. AK22 looking immaculate in his ironed shellsuit, comedy black curly hair and high-pitched accent. tom stopped to argue about a trivial matter on the carpet, which turned into a full-blown row which was only halted by tom asking the offending crowd member, how many matches he'd been to this season!"

"Hahaha, same old tom!"

"We're getting close to the time when it's starting. I'll report on any stragglers D!"

"Thanks Claire!"

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"Quickly, back to Claire, Claire?"

"Hi D! dafuge just entered the building, after getting out of a black Rolls, sporting a very fetching monocle and top hat combo! He was accompanied by a small dog, an iron and a boot. One might say he's had a monopoly on entrances tonight!"

"Claire... That was terrible.."

"Sorry D! Back to you!"

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*walks out onto stage*

"Hi Everyone! Before we get started, I would like to introduce my co-presenter for the evening... TULISA"

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"Hi D! I'm really glad to be here! When I'm not releasing ****-weak soft porn videos on the internet, I like to settle down with my FM12 Leyton Orient career!"

"Great! And now to the first award!!! The award for BEST FMCU POSTER. This was a tight two-horse race all the way... but the winner is..."

*rip*

SRL88

"Congrats!"

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"Congratulations to SRL88! I'm sure Jennifer will catch up with you later! Right, now for our nex... Where did you get that cup, Tulisa?"

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"I'm in 2027 at the minute with Orient, D! And this was to commemorate our League Cup win last season!"

"That's great to hear! Now, it's time for the FMCU Fountain Of Youth Award! This has been won by some great FMCU luminaries and the latest person to join that illustrious band is....

*rip*

"B.W.G! For 'One Day We'll Basque In Glory'..Congrats!"

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"Welcome back! Thanks guys! You're sounding great up there!"

"Right! Next, it's the award for.... Tulisa? That's an interesting expression and costume change!"

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"I can't believe it D! During the song, I've only gone and beaten Man City in the FA Cup Final! I'm made up!"

"That's great! So now, for the FMCU Best Thread Name! This is for those witty pieces of wordplay (few and far between) or flat out terrible puns! (far more usual).. And the winner is...."

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"AK22! For 'If You Count Your Chickens Before They've Hatched, They Won't Lay An Egg'... Congrats!"

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