Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Welcome to the pre-awards show! I'm Joan Rivers and did ya see my latest surgery? I've had everything tightened so much, my tits are higher than my ears! I'm telling ya, I'll quit this game when I'm dead. Or maybe when I finish exploiting being dead! Ooh, ooh, look at the red carpet, guys!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Good luck everyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 here we go! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Thanks Joan! Now to the ever-faithful Claire on the red carpet! Claire?" "Hi D! Great to be back again! We've just sighted our first FMCU member on the red carpet! Deltablue arrived just now, dressed by Armani and he just tried to chat me up! I guess that time in Milan has really affected him!" "Hahaha, that rascal! Thanks Claire, we'll check back in soon!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Nice venue, even better than last year. Glad SnakeXe is here as I was worried I was in the wrong place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Just be glad it wasn't being in Scotland that affected me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "And now back to Claire on the carpet!" "Hi D! Yes, we've just seen SnakeXe arrive, wearing those lucky silver shoes as ever. I'm not sure if he'll be in the running for any awards tonight, but it wouldn't be the same without those silver streaks gracing the carpet!" "That's very true, Claire! I think we'd see an end of an era!" "I'll report back when we have more!" "Thanks Claire!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Good luck FMCUers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 The tension is mounting!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I'm surprised Claire didn't make more comment on the matching silver codpiece and top hat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 If it was blue she might Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 And back to Claire on the carpet, Claire? "Hi D! We've seen both AK22 and tomtuck01 come in now. AK22 looking immaculate in his ironed shellsuit, comedy black curly hair and high-pitched accent. tom stopped to argue about a trivial matter on the carpet, which turned into a full-blown row which was only halted by tom asking the offending crowd member, how many matches he'd been to this season!" "Hahaha, same old tom!" "We're getting close to the time when it's starting. I'll report on any stragglers D!" "Thanks Claire!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Evening all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Welcome into the place where dreams are made and broken.." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Right, I think dafuge has shown us all up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulHartman71 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Just in time for this by the looks of it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrbfcrule Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Good luck everyone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Quickly, back to Claire, Claire?" "Hi D! dafuge just entered the building, after getting out of a black Rolls, sporting a very fetching monocle and top hat combo! He was accompanied by a small dog, an iron and a boot. One might say he's had a monopoly on entrances tonight!" "Claire... That was terrible.." "Sorry D! Back to you!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Good luck lads. Been looking forward to this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Ladies and Gentlemen... Welcome to the 2012 FMCU Awards!" *applause* Now, before we get into it, may I present our house band for this evening? THE INDELICATES!!!" [video=youtube;PrLJRp5HO6g] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 "tom stopped to argue about a trivial matter on the carpet, which turned into a full-blown row which was only halted by tom asking the offending crowd member, how many matches he'd been to this season!" "Hahaha, same old tom!" They know me so well. :*) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 They know me so well. :*) It is the ****** within Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 *walks out onto stage* "Hi Everyone! Before we get started, I would like to introduce my co-presenter for the evening... TULISA" "Hi D! I'm really glad to be here! When I'm not releasing ****-weak soft porn videos on the internet, I like to settle down with my FM12 Leyton Orient career!" "Great! And now to the first award!!! The award for BEST FMCU POSTER. This was a tight two-horse race all the way... but the winner is..." *rip* SRL88 "Congrats!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well done SRL88 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Congratulations buddy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrbfcrule Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Congratz srl88, well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I must say Tulisa is looking mighty fine this evening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 So are you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Congratulations SRL88 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Cheers lads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeXe Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well done SRL88! First of many, maybe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Wouldn't surprise me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I highly doubt that lads, but thanks for the praise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Congratulations to SRL88! I'm sure Jennifer will catch up with you later! Right, now for our nex... Where did you get that cup, Tulisa?" "I'm in 2027 at the minute with Orient, D! And this was to commemorate our League Cup win last season!" "That's great to hear! Now, it's time for the FMCU Fountain Of Youth Award! This has been won by some great FMCU luminaries and the latest person to join that illustrious band is.... *rip* "B.W.G! For 'One Day We'll Basque In Glory'..Congrats!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well done B.W.G!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Nice one, Sola and all! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Great work B.W.G Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Right! Time to catch up with the house band for this evening! Give it up for.... THE INDELICATES!" [video=youtube_share;pvI25dblxLk]http://youtu.be/pvI25dblxLk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dafuge Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Crazy thread, well deserved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Hi SRL88, how does it feel to be named Best Poster?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Hi B.W.G, how does it feel to have got the coveted Fountain Of Youth award? Did the kids you brought through touch your heart? Or did you touch them?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deisler26 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Welcome back! Thanks guys! You're sounding great up there!" "Right! Next, it's the award for.... Tulisa? That's an interesting expression and costume change!" "I can't believe it D! During the song, I've only gone and beaten Man City in the FA Cup Final! I'm made up!" "That's great! So now, for the FMCU Best Thread Name! This is for those witty pieces of wordplay (few and far between) or flat out terrible puns! (far more usual).. And the winner is...." *rip* "AK22! For 'If You Count Your Chickens Before They've Hatched, They Won't Lay An Egg'... Congrats!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltablue Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Wooo! AK22!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 "Hi SRL88, how does it feel to be named Best Poster?" Its an honor to be voted by my fellow professionals. I thank all for the votes!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtuck01 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Tulisa's costume change. *swoon* Oh, and congrats AK22. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well done B.W.G (and Sola )! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRL88 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Great work AK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK22 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Thanks for the award, I've dusted off my mantelpiece! Although, I can't really take any credit... they were the words spoken by the great Sir Bobby Robson. I just typed them in a box :o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raware Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Evening chaps Congrats to SRL88, B.W.G and AK so far tonight . Muchly deserved (even if Sola did carry B.W.G to the award ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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